第一章 想偷走我?没门!

diyizhangxiangtouzouwo?meimen!

woshibazongwenlidaiqiupaoxiaojiaoqidenver。

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这能忍?

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1.

yijuexinglai,nulibeizhangongwuyuandewojingchuanyuedaolezuowanfuximoyukandebazongxiaoshuoli。

ruguowomeijicuo,zheibenxiaoshuojiao《tiancaimengbao:rouruojiaoqidaiqiupao》。

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genglipudeshi,zaitiancaimengbao——yejiushishenyiandecuohexia,zheiliangrenhele。

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meixiangdaoyijuexinglai,wochengleshenyian。

cishizhengshijichangxiangyuqingjie,fuyanyuyikouyaodingwoshitadexiaohai,taluchubazongbiaozhixingdexiemeixiaorong:「nvren,zheishiwodehaizi,wobukenengrencuode,nimenguaiguaigenwohuiquba。」

yankanzhefuyanyujiuyaobawolazou,ershenyiyihaizhanzaiyuandi,mianseyouyu,wodangjiliduan,dahanyisheng:「jiuminga!yourenfanzia!」

2.

zheigujishifudazongcaidiyicijinjingchaju。

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wozaidishangdahandajiao,haitoutoubabitimodaotadegaodingxizhuangshang,nongdefuyanyushiyakouwuyan。

jingchajiejiekandaowozheiyanghenshixinteng,fennudiduifuyanyushuo:「tashuodedui,yaoshinizhenshitaba,zenmekenengdouwunianlecaizhidaohaizidecunzai?」

fuyanyuyishiyusai:「wo······」

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wokaozaishenyiyihuaili,tashenshangyouyiguhaowendeweidao。

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tadeliancoujinshenyiyi:「womenyidinghuizaijianmiande。」