muqinjiedangwan，chenxingjituanzongcailuchenyidegerenweiboturanfabulezheiyangyitiaoweibo：
“xunrenqishi：wo，luhaoyuan，zhaoma。”
jifenzhonghou，zheitiaoweibohuosucuanshangleweiboresou，wangyoudunshizhaleguo。
“wocao?lushixiaotaiziyedangzhongjilushaozhenghun?”
“baobao，kangkangmama，wokeyi!”
“budongjiuwen，zheigehaizishishei?weishenmezhaogemadounengdengdingweiboresou?”
“baobei，suiranwoshinande，danshiruguonimeiwenti，woyekeyidangnima!!!”
“nimenxiaoxueyuwenshishuxuelaoshijiaodeba，tashuozhaoma，shiyaozhaotaqinshengdemamaba?”
“……”
出租车里。
qinyayibianshuazheweiboyibianpailepaishenpangyijingzuisiguoquderuanchaoxi，jidongdehuadouyaoshuobuqingchule：“xixi，xixi，kuaikan……lushitaiziyejitadiezhenghunlea!”
“guannipishi。”ruanchaoxidunangleyixia，zhijuedeweilifanjiangdaohaide，shifennanshou。
“zenmebuguanwodeshi?yaoshiwonengjitaiziyezuohouma，neiwohaiyongdekanzheixierendebaiyanme?luhaoyuanneishisheia?neikeshishoufudeerza!wotmfenfenzhongyongqianzasizheixieshiligou!”
“buguoxixia，nikezhenniu，nizenmezhidaotongxuejuhuishanghuiyourenyaodiaonanwomen?juranhaitiqianzhunbeilejiadeyuebiandongtixingduanxindatamenlian，buguonizaojiahaodaiyekaopudianashijiyideyue，huansheisheixina……”
“ge。”ruanchaoxidalegege，“neixiezhishilinghuaqianeryi……”
“shijiyidelinghuaqian?wotmxinnigegui……”qinyaxuxutaotaodeshuozhehua，quefaxianpangbianderuanchaoximeileshengyin，taniutouyikan，kaozaitajianbangshangdeshaonvyijingshuileguoqu。
shaonvzhangzhangdejiemaoqingqingdefuzaiyanjianshang，tabaixidelianpangyinweizuijiuweiweifahongfaneryufademiren，kanzhetajuemeidecelian，qinyarenbuzhudiguleyiju：“zhenshigeyaonie。”
“shifu，qianmiantingyixia。”qinyatuozheruanchaoxixialeche，jiannandezoujinleyipangdelaojiuxiaoqu。
cishiyijingshishenye，xiaoqulianjingdeyouxiehairen。
loudaoliyinanchaoshideweidaoyouxiecibi，qinyabaruanchaoxisongdaolemenkouwanyaoconghuapenlimochuyaochisaidaoletashouli：“xixi，niziji***ba，womayijingdalewushugedianhuale，wozoule。”
“duile，niyaoxiaoxindianzhangzonga，gongsilibushaoguniangdoubeitahuohuole。”
“……”
“hao，zhidaole，lushangxiaoxin。”ruanchaoxikaozaiqiangshang，nazheyaochiwangyaochikonglisai，sailehaojixiacaibayaochiji***qu。
taqingqingzhuandongleyixiayaochi，suihoumuguangliyichuyisilengguang。
chumendeshihoutamingmingfansuolefangmen，danshixianzaiquezhiniuyixiajiukaile。
这屋里有人。
yourensuanjidaotatoushanglaile?
真是欠收拾。
ruanchaoxilengxiaoleyixia，zhuangzuowushiyiyangjinlefangjian。
shouhaimeimodaokaiguan，yigucibideweidaobianyingmianerlai，talimabieqi，ranhoushunshiwangdishangyitang。
装晕。
suihouyigenanzidigudao:“wocao，zheiyaoxiaoneimeqiang?yixiajiudaole!”
nanzijiangruanchaoxikangdaolejiudian，zhijierengdaochuangshangbianzoulechuqu。
guoleyihuier，yigefeifeipangpangdezhongniannanzizoujinlefangjian，cirenzhengshigongsidezhangzong。
“yihuierbuguantingdaolimianyoushenmedongjingdoubiejinlaidaraowoa!”zhangzongguanshangmen，kanzhebuyuanchuchuangshangtangzhedeshaonv，pobujidaidekaishijielingdaijiepidai，“meirener，chunxiaoyikezhiqianjina~”
zhangzongzhijiechaozhechuangshangdeshaonvpuleguoqu，yejiushizheiyimiao，neibengaihunguoqudeshaonvturantaiqijiao，yijiaojiutizailetadexiabashang!
“laji，gunainaiwozaojiuxiangtigongsineixiebeinizaotadeguniangbaochoule!!meixiangdaonijintianjuransongshangmenlaile!kanwojintianbudasini!”ruanchaoxishuozhehua，yizhijiaocaizaileyizhishouzhuazhuchuangtoujushangdeyanhuigang，mengdezaxianglemianqiandenanren!