得先找住的，再找份事情做，是男人总不能让尿给憋死！本来彭丽玲说要住她那儿，郝建哪能答应。联系了一下铁哥们杨平，把情况粗略说了一下，要住他那儿。结婚那时，杨平就说胡原爱靠不住，不听基友言，吃亏在眼前，应验了不！好在杨平听了他的话非常豪爽地答应了，下班过来接他，郝建连忙说“自己来！”
“zheibian，zheibian！wangzheierkan！”
“hehe，caijinian，pingzijiuwanshangchela？”shenzheyinhuatxu，liuzhexiaobancun，benlaijiubutaizhangdebozishangdiaolegenyoudayouzhangdejinxianglian，zhakanjiuxiangnaodaipinggezaijianshang，bushiyangpingyoushishei，suirandailemojing，haojianyenengrenshi。
“niyani！”yangpingdangxiongjilehaojianyiquan，liangrendouhahadaxiaole，
“xiangchidiansha？zhiyaotianshangfeide，shuiliyoude，shifunengzuode……”
“hehe，caidaqiculeha，duodale，nijiubuzhidaocundianqian，zhaomenxifu？”
“zhaoxifu？woxianzaitiantiandouyouxifua！”yijianhaojianyinzhelianbuzuosheng，zizhidaoshuoloulezui，dazhule，liangrenjingleyihuier，yangpingshuo，
“dengliusiminglailezaidingba，danggongande，huichinengwan！”
yangpingzaizhehaojiandaoleyuliusimingyuedingde“qingyuanjiuge”。haojianlaoyuanjiukandaoliusimingzaimenwaizhanzhedengta，xinlibujinyisuan。haobannianmeijian，liusimingdejingshenxianrangengjiabaoman。
xiachehou，liusimingjiushenkaishuangbeilailegexiongbao，zheizhong“nannan”duihua，haojianyoudianbushiying，gankuaiduokai，liusiminglenglexia，youdianxiaojiongpo。yangpingxiaolexiao，“renjiaxingquxiangmeiwenti！”liusimingyexiaolexiaodao，“wodejiuyouwentila？”sangehahadaxiao。haojianpeifu，qingshengtandao：“siminggeneixinzhengouqiangda！”yangpingshuo：“meishenme，zhuyaoshilianpihou！”
yangpingshangqianyibu，wangliusimingxiongqianchuileyixia，mamalieliedidao：“gangshengleduizhang，nixiaozijiuburenshiwomenzheixiejicengrenyuanle，meicijiaonichifandoushuomang，haojianlailenijiuhaobuyouyudichulaile，kandakanxiaoa。”
liusimingjiazhuangwuzhexiongkoudao：“niyoubushibuzhidao，xingzhenduili，meitiandoushiyidatanzishiqing，henbudelaigefenshenshu，jinwanshiqingbuduo，haojianlaodilaile，zaiyiqilehelehe，fangsongfangsong。”
yangpingyoumadao：“shaojilaozizhuang，shangcihaiqianwoyidunjiu，zhenghaojintianwoshudezhishengxiajibaikuaiqianle，lianyanqiandoumeile，nikanzhebanba。”
liusimingxiaodao：“nizheigemeizhazi，shudesinime，daihuiliuhaidonglaileniqutashenshanghaoyangmao，haha。”
“liuhaidongyelaila？taihaole！”liuhaidongyeshichuzhongtongxue，buguozheirendulegaozhongyihoujiuqudangbing，zhuanyehoudaoshuitianxiangganlegefuxiangzhang，fenguanjihuashengyude，hundehaibucuoni，zhenghaokeyiqingjiaoqingjiaozhengwufangmiandeshiqing。
buyihuier，liuhaidongkaizhetadeguangbenjiaocheganlaile。renyuandaoqi，zailiuhaidongdedailingxia，yixingrenlaidaoerlouguaijiaochudeyijianbaoxiang，waimianshiyijianzhuanghuangkaojiudejiuge，yimianqiangshangchuzangjulibaifangzhedoushigaodangdehongjiu，zaijuhuangsededengguangxiagengxiandeyaoren。
liuhaidongduifuwuyuandao：“shangruigeerhoujuejiuyuanchennianchenniangdehuozhelafei，zuihaoshixiaojiuzhuangchande，guoneijiuzhuangdebuyao。”
fuwuyuanweixiaozhecongjiujiashangshuliandiquxiajiping，liuhaidongzixiduanxianglebian，dao：“hao，jiuzheigeganhongshang…yirenyiping。”
haojiansuimeiyoutingguoliuhaidongkouzhongdeneixiemingtang，dannenggouganjuechulaicijiudejiagebufei，houlaicongyangpingneilidezhi，yipingjiujiuyaoshangqian，ranghaojiantingzhezashe。
liusimingjilejiyanjing，“yangpingqiutabanshi，huameizhazideqian！”
haojiansidongfeidong，xinlilveguozhenzhenbukuai，shuohaodeshitongxuejuhui，zenmeyouhebanshicheshangleni？
qingkechifan，neiyeshizaibanshi，youhenduozaibangongshilibunengbanhaodeshiqing，fangdaojiuzhuoshangyibai，limadedaojiejue，suoyihenduorendouxihuanbashiqingfangdaofanjushangtan，qingshangyizhuoshixiaoshiqing，renjiashangbushanglianneikeshidawentile。danchundehaojiannazhidaozheixie。tongxuedaoyiqijuju，yeyaotanshi？
liuhaidongxiaolexiao，duiliusimingdao：“zenmezhe，shizaizheilipinjiu，haishihuanchangdipinjiu？”
liusimingxiaoxiaodao：“kesuizhubian，quantingliudaxiangzhangfenfu。”
yangpingzaoyijibukenaididao：“laigetongkuaide，laozineiyouxinqingpinjiua。”
“neihao，zou，jinliwu。”shuowan，liuhaidongqishen，tuikailebaimanputaojiudeneishanqiang，jindaolimianjianzhiyouxiebukesiyi，ruodadefangjianlizhongjianshiyigeqianrushitiaowuchi，liangbianzeshiliangpaishenhongseshafa，zhengzhongyangqiangshangxuanguazheyikuaitouyingmu，limianbofangzhechuanzhebaoludemiaolingnvlangzaimuyuchenguang，jiqiyouhuo，ranghaojiandakaileyanjie。
buyihuier，congpangbiandecemenyouzoujinsiweizhezhuangbaolu，shencai**depeijiunv，kuazhangdiniudongzheshenquxianghaojiantamenzoulai。
zhijianyangpingshuangyanfazhi，zuibazhangdelaoda，mianbujirouyanzhongniuqu，shuangshoubutingdizaidatuishanglaihuimosuo，peijiunvzouguolaihou，jiujibukenaidiyibalouzhu，zaifengmangunyuandetunbushangqialeyiba。
“aiya！qingdian，tengsirenjiala！”neiweiliehuohongchunnvlangjiazhuangzaiyangpingxiongqianpaileyixia，louzhuyangpingdeboziyi**zuozaihuaili。yangpinggengshi**gongxin，yimengzizhajinbanludexiongfu。
erliusimingyesihaomeiyouwangridezuozuo，suimeiyouyangpingkuazhang，danyeshimiandaiyinxiaoyunvlangmeifeisewu，shuangshouyebulaoshi，zainvlangdatuishangqingqingmosuozhe。
liuhaidongzebuyiweiran，nvlangzuodaoshenbian，yanjinghaishidingzhedapingmu，youshouyouyadituoqigaojiaobei，xixipinweizhe。
haojianmeiyouxiangdao，zheixierenzaipingchangdoushiyifuzhengrenjunzizuopai，kehuanyigehuanjingquebiaoxianchujieranbutongdejudong。suizhediweideshangsheng，jiechuderenqunbutong，shenghuopinweiyesuizhigaibian，ruguozijibushihetamendangtongxue，neiyoujihuicanyurucigaodangdepaidui，gengbukenengrongruzheizhongzhiyoudaguanshangjiacainengxiangshouderenjianshengyan。shia，shenmeyangderenyoushenmeyangdequanzi，shenmeyangdequanzizhuangshenmeyangderen！
yiweihuazhenongzhuangdenvlang，shenshangchuanzheyixiheibaipeijinshenmoxiongchaoduanlianyiqun，xiongqiandetoumingboshayingchenzhelimiandefengjingruoyinruoxian，youmeideyaoxian，tingbadelitun，baixibizhideyutui，youruyiliangpaoche，liuxianshizu，jijuyouhuoli。
zhijiantaliaobozhebolangjuanzhangfa，qingyingdixianghouyishuai，lianshangzhanfangchumirendexiaorong，laidaohaojiangenqian，zaierbianyaoyudao：“shuaiguo，qingwohebeijiuruhe？”shuowanzhijianzaihaojianbojingshangyouzouzhe，bingyongmeihuodeyanshentiaodouzhehaojian。
haojiandiyicichuruzheizhongdifang，conglaimeiyouyuzijibushudenvrenyouguoqinmijiechu。yiqianzaidianshishang、dianyinglikandaowushugezheiyangdechangjing，jingchanghuanxiangzhezijishenmeshihouyenengyouyicifangzong，kecengjingdeyiyinbianchenglexianshi，quegandaoshoujiaomamu，shentidongdanbude。
kezijimingxianyijingbeizheiweinvlangshenshangdeyindujingyouweiheliaorendetiaodouwanquanjikua，danneixinhaishiguobuquneidaokan。haojiandachuanlejikouqi，banongliediputaojiuyangtouhelexiaqu，jinliangrangzijibaochiyikeqingxingdetounao，shenzhijiliduobinvlanggouhundemuguang。
yuanchudeliuhaidongkandaozheiyimu，nazheyipingputaojiukuankuanzouleguolai，jihaojiandaomanjiuhou，xiaohehedidao：“haojian，zheinanrenma，yaoxuehuixiangshou。niganggangjinrushehui，kenengduishehuishangdeyixiedongxihaimeikankai，danshinijiranxuanzelezheitiaolu，nijiubixufangqiyuanze，jieshenzihaozhinengrangniguliqilai，zhidaoma，congzhengderena，dexuehuibaorong，dexuehuishiying，dexuehuiyuanhua，hongloumenglibushiyoujuhuame，shishidongmingjiexuewen，renqingliandashiwenzhang，nibujinqingdiwan，huisaodajiadexinga，jintiandezheizhongchanghejiushibibukeshaodehuanjie。fangkaixie，jinqingdixiangshou，woqingke！hehe。”
yipangdeyangpingyetanguotoulaidao：“sheidouyoudiyici，zheikeshirenjianmeiweia，haha……”
yuanchudeliusimingxiaoerbuyu，yesuanrentongledajiadekanfa，taiqishouzaihuaibaozhongnvlang**shanghenhenyipai，duanqijiuguanlexiaqu。
beizhongrenquanshuo，haojiansuixinlishangfangxialesixubaofu，danshuangshouhaishilaolaozuanzhe，pangbiandenvlang“puchi”yixiao，qishenhouyongyoushouzhongzhigouzhehaojiandepidai，wangwuchizhongyangzouqu。
zheishi，fangjianlidedengguangshunjiananlexialai，wuyanliusedejiguangshedenglaihuisaoshezhe，yinleyebianchenglebijiaoshuhuandequzi，nvlangshuangshoulouzhehaojiandebojing，jinjintiezaitaxiongqian，suizheyinlebaidongqishenzilai。
haojianshentilidexueyekuaisuliudong，shuangtuigandaosuma，youqishinvlangyouyiyongshenzitiejinzijishi，gengshineihuoshaoshen，yubabuneng……