软饭男?我卡里余额能买下整个小区第1章

“chenmo!nishisirenma?meikanjiannidixifujiaguikedechabeidoukongle?yidianyanlijiandoumeiyou,zhenbuzhidaowonverdangchuzenmekanshangnizheigefeiwu!”

yuemuwangguilanjianlideshengyinxiangyibaxiudundejuzi,zaiwoerbianlaihuiqiege,jihuyaocipowodeermo。

jintianshizhoumo,yeshiwo“xiaojiuzi”zhanghaohetanvpengyousunqianliangjiazhengshijianmianderizi。didian,pianpianjiudingzailewohewoqizizhangningdaikuanmaidezheitaoxiaosanjuli。meiqimingyuerenao、qinqie,shize,buguoshiweilefangbiantamenxiayibudepansuan。

wodizhetou,mobuzuoshengdinaqizhuoshangdechahu,zouxiangneiweibeichengwei“sunzong”de、sunqiandefuqin。chahuyouxietangshou,jiuxiangwocikedexin。

三年了。

ruzhuizhangjiasannian,zheiyangdechangjingzaoyisikongjianguan。congzuichuhaihuizhengbianjiju,daohoulaidemamuchenmo,wojihuyijingxiguanle“feiwu”、“ruanfannan”zheixiebiaoqiantiemanquanshen。

meiyourenzhidao,zheisannian,wobingfeizhendeluopo,ershizaiwanchengjiazuduiwoxinxingdezuihouyidaokaohe——yinyushijing,tihuishitaiyanliang。wodejiazu,yigepangdadaozuyiyingxiangshijiejingjigejudeyinshicaituan,jichengrendekaohexianglaiyankedaobujinrenqing。

zuotianwuye,kaohetongguodeduanxinyijingqiaowushengxidifadaolewodejiamishoujishang。mingxiasuoyoudongjiedezichan,baokuozheigewo“zuzhu”lesanniande、benshizuigaoduandeloupan——“boruiguandi”debaifenzhibaichanquan,yiquanbujiefeng。

“he,dongzuomantuntunde,nanguaishiyeshangmeibandianqise。”sunzongpielewoyiyan,yuqidaizhehaobuyanshideqingmie,weiweihouyang,fangfopawoshenshangdeqiongsuanqizhanrandaotaangguidexizhuang。

zhanghaoganjinpeixiao:“sunshushuninbiejianguai,wojiefuta……ai,renlaoshi,jiushibutaihuilaishi。”tazheihuakansidayuanchang,shizehuoshangjiaoyou。

woqizizhangningzuozaiwoduimian,xiumeiweicu,zuichundongledong,zuizhongqueshenmeyemeishuo,zhishijiangmuguangtouxiangchuangwai。zheisannian,taweiwochengshouletaiduolaizijiatingdeyali,zuichudeweihujianjianbeishiwangqudai。wozhidao,taleile,huoxu,yeduizheiduanhunyinkuaiyaoshiquxinxinle。

woxinlitanlekouqi,youkuijiu,dangengduode,shiyizhongjijiangjietuodelengyi。

yuefuzhangjianguoqingleqingsangzi,shitujianghuatilahui“zhenggui”:“neige……qinjia,sunzong,nikan,lianggehaiziqingtouyihe,zanmenshibushigaitantanhunshile?hunfangdewenti……”

wangguilanlikejiehua,lianshangduiqikuazhangdexiaorong:“shiashia!womenzaojiushanglianghaole!sunqianzheimehaodeguniang,kebunengweiqule!zheixianchengdefangzibujiushixianchengdehunfangma?”tashuozhe,shouyihui,hualalezhenggeketing。

sunmuyanjingyiliang:“e?zhei‘boruiguandi’keshigaodangxiaoqu,tingshuohuanjingwuyedoushiyiliude。”

“neidangran!”wangguilanxiabayitai,yuyourongyan,“zheifangzi,dangchukeshiwomenxiaoningyouyanguang,mailedengzheshengzhide!suirandaikuanhaimeihaiqing,danyihourangxiaoliangkouzijihaijiushile。”

wodexinmengdiyichen。zhongyu,tuqiongbijianle。

zhangningzhongyurenbuzhukaikou:“ma!zheifangzishiwohechenmodehunfang!zenmeneng……”

“hunfangzenmele?”wangguilandaduanta,shengyinbagao,“nidijiehunbushidashi?nimendangjiejiejiefudebugaizhichi?zaishuole,nimenliangbanchuquzugefangzibujiuxingle?chenmoneidiangongzi,hainengzhiwangtahuandafangzi?”

zhanghaoyexiaoxixidilouzhusunqiandeyao:“jie,nijiubangbangdidima。jiefukendingmeiyijiande,duiba,jiefu?”takanxiangwo,yanshenlichongmanlelisuodangrandesuoqu。

suoyourendemuguangdoujujiaozaiwoshenshang,youbipo,youqingshi,youlengmo,haiyouzhangningyanzhongneiyisiweiruode、jihukanbujiandeqipan。

ruoshizuotianzhiqian,wohuoxuhaihuijixuyinren。danjintian,youxiguize,gaiyouwolaidingle。

wofangxiachahu,taiqiyizhidichuideyanjian,muguangpingjingdisaoguozaichangmeiyizhanglian,zuihouluozaiwangguilanlianshang,huanhuankaikou:“zheifangzi,shiwodemingzi。wobutongyi。”

ketinglishunjiananjingxialai。

wangguilanxiangshibeicaileweibademao,yixiazitiaoleqilai:“chenmo!nifangshenmepi!zheifangzishiwonvermaide!nibuguoshigechiruanfandegualegeming!nipingshenmebutongyi?”

zhangjianguoyechenxialian:“chenmo,shixiangdian!zheigejiahailunbudaonizuozhu!”

zhanghaogengshizhijiezhizhewobizima:“xingchende,jinilianleshiba?bairangnizhulesannian,meiwenniyaofangzujiubucuole!xianzairangninuogewoshikandeqini!”

sunjiafumumianlubuyue,sunqiangengshiqingmiedihengleyisheng,dishengduizhanghaoshuo:“haoge,nimenjiazheishangmennvxu,piqihaibuxiaoa。”

zhangningkanzhewo,yanshenfuza,youjingya,youbujie,yeyouyisihuangluan:“chenmo,nihushuoshenmeni……”

wokanzhezheichangnaoju,zuijiaogouqiyimobinglengdehudu。shishihoule。

womeiyoulihuitamendejiaoxiao,mantiaosilidicongkudoulitaochuyigepuputongtongdeheisepijia。pijiadebianyuanshenzhiyouxiemosun,kanshangquhansuanzhiji。

wangguilanchixiao:“zenme?qiongdeliangexinqianbaodoumaibuqile?taoshenmetao,limiannengyoujigegangbeng?”

womeiyoushuohua,zhishicongpijiadejiacengli,chouchuleyizhangka。

yizhangtongtiqihei,meiyourenheyinxingbiaoshi,zhizaizhongyangxiangqianzheyixiaokuaianjinsexinpiandekapian。kapiancaizhiteshu,zaidengguangxiafanzheyizhongdidiaoershensuideyouguang。

zheizhangkadechuxian,yuzhouweicaozalianjiadehuanjinggegeburu。

“zhuangshennonggui!nazhangshenmepokachulai?”zhanghaobuxieyigu。

sunzongdaodishijianguoxieshimiande,meitouweiweizhouqi,sihujuedezheikayouxieyanshu,danyouxiangbuqizainalijianguo。

womeiyoujieshi,zhijienaqizhuoshangdeshouji,botongleyigelanshuyuxindehaoma,binganlemianti。

电话几乎是秒接。

yigegongjingwubi、daizheyisijinzhangdezhongniannanshengchuanlai:“ninhao!zunjingde……xiansheng,qingwenyoushenmekeyiweininxiaolao?”

zheigeshengyin……sunzongmengdidengdaleyanjing,shentibuyouzizhudizuozhile。tahaoxiang……zaimougedingjiandeshangyewanyanshang,yuanyuantingguozheigeshengyin,shishuyuzheige“boruiguandi”kaifashangjituanzongbumouweijigaocengdefuzeren!

woduizheshouji,yuqipingdan,quedaizheburongzhiyideminglingkouwen:“wozai‘boruiguandi’17dong1902。shifenzhongnei,rangxiaoquwuyedezongfuzeren,daizhezuigaoquanxiandeshibieshebei,daowomenkoulai。”

“shi!shi!laoban!womenmashangdao!wufenzhong!bu,sanfenzhong!”dianhuaneitoudeshengyinchongmanlehuangkonghejiqie。

gualedianhua,ketinglisiyibandejijing。

“lao……laoban?”wangguilanzhangdalezui,xiangshitingdaoletianfangyetan。

zhanghaohesunqianmianmianxiangqu,yilianmengquan。

zhangjianguoliansebianhuanbuding。

zhangningzesisididingzhewo,fangfodiyicirenshiwozheigeren。

zhiyousunzong,etoushangkaishishenchuximidehanzhu,tasisididingzhewoshouzhongneizhangheisekapian,yigechuanshuozhongdemingzizaitanaohaizhongzhakai——【huanyuheika】!quanqiufaxingbuzubaizhang,chuanshuozhongwuxianedu,xiangzhengzhezhigaowushangcaifuyuquanshidezhongjishenfenpingzheng!chiyouzhewubushiyinxingdeshijiejijufu!

budaosanfenzhong,menlingbeijicudianxiang。

zhanghaoxiayishidiqukaimen,zhijianmenwaizhanzhesangeren。weishoudeshiyigechuanzhebitinggaojixizhuang、qichuanyuyudezhongnianpangzi,zhengshiboruiguandidewuyezongjinglizhaodezhu。tashenhougenzheliangmingchuanzhebaoanzhifu,danqizhimingxianshibaobiaodebiaoxingdahan,qizhongyirenshoulipengzheyitaileisiposjidangengjiajingqiaofuzadeshebei。

zhaodezhuyijinmen,muguangshunjiansuodinglewoshouzhongdeheika,lianshangdefeirouyinweijinzhangerzhandou。tagenbenwushilewuneideqitaren,xiaopaodaowomianqian,jiushidushenshenjugong,shengyindaizhekuqiang:

“lao……laoban!buzhidaonindajiaguanglin,shuxiashizhi!zuigaiwansi!”

老板?!

zheilianggezixiangjingleiyiyang,zaixiaoxiaodeketinglizhaxiang。

wangguilanyi**tanzuozaishafashang,lianseshabai。

zhanghaodezuibazhangdenengsaijinyigejidan。

zhangjianguoshoulidechabei“pa”didiaozaidishang,shuaidefensui。

sunzonggengshimengdizhanqilai,shentiyinweijidongerweiweifadou,kanxiangwodeyanshenchongmanleqiansuoweiyoudejingwei。

zhangningyongshouwuzhulezui,yanzhongchongmanlenanyizhixinhejudadezhenhan。

wohuanglehuangshouzhongdeheika,duizhaodezhudandandishuo:“zhaojingli,nilaigaosutamen,zheifangzi,shisheide?”

zhaodezhulikezhuanxiangwangguilanyijia,suiranbuqingchujutifashengleshenme,danlaobandetaidushuomingleyiqie。tatingzhiyaoban,huifulewuyezongjinglidepaitou,danyuqiyijiugongjingwubi:“zheiweishiwomenjituanzuigaolingxiu,yeshi‘boruiguandi’xiangmuweiyide、baifenzhibaidechanquansuoyouren!zhenggexiaoqu,baokuosuoyoudezhuzhai、shangpu、lvdi、tingchechang,doushilaobandesiyoucaichan!laobanpingshididiao,youwodaiweiguanlieryi!”

zhenggexiaoqu……doushitade?!

wangguilanshuangyanyifan,chadianyunguoqu。

zhanghaoxiangshibeichouganleliqi,tanruanzaidi。

sunzongganjinshangqianyibu,taochuyizhangxiangjinbiandemingpian,shuangshougongjingdidijiwo:“birensunzhenghong,youyanbushitaishan,maofanlexiansheng!haiqingxianshenghaihan!zheishibirendemingpian……”

womeiyoujie,shenzhimeiyoukantayiyan。

wodemuguang,yueguoxianrudaizhihekonghuangdeyuemuyijia,luozaileliansecanbai、hunshenfadoudezhanghaoshenshang。

wozoudaotamianqian,jugaolinxiadikanzheta,jiuxiangguoqusannianli,tawushucineiyangkanwoyiyang。

“xiaojiuzi,”wodeshengyinhenqing,quedaizheqianjunzhili,“nibushiyaohunfangma?”

wodunledun,muguangsaoguomianrusihuideyuefuyuemu,zuihoudinggezaizhangningneichongmanfuzaqingxudelianshang,huanhuanshuodao:

“gaosujiefu,nikanshangnayidongle?”

“zhiyaonikanshangde,jiefujiu……”

wozuijiaodehudukuoda,tuchuleshipotianjingdesangezi:

“拆给你。”