hei，nihaizhenbieshuo，zhei“jiuwuzhizun”de“jiu”ziyichukou，wozheixinlitou，haizhenyoudianxiaojidong，ganjuezijizheimingzidougenzheshuizhangchuangao，daishangleneimedianerwangbazhiqi！
woliajiu，neikeshiyaochengweizhanzaidianfengdenanren！
woxunzheshengyinchuanlaidefangxiang，yiluxiaopao，jiguoxixirangrangderenqun，aiyouwei，zheikebiwodangnianjipotouqiangsoufanhaifeijing！
buguo，weilewangzhangju，zhile！
wangzhangjude“fulaijiulou”，neikeshizheitiaojieshangdejinzizhaopai，menkouneiliangzunshishizi，doubibiejiadiandeweifeng！
kejinerge，zheijiuloumenkouqueweileyidaqunren，chaochaorangrangde，genzhakaileguoside。
wohaoburongyijijinrenqun，zhijianwangzhangjuzhengzhanzaimenkou，jidezhiduojiao，neizhangpingrilixiaomimidepanglian，cikezhoudegenkuguaside，etoushangdehanzhuzi，bihuangdoulihaida，shunzhelianjiawangxiatang。
“aiya，zheikezabana！”wangzhangjujidetuantuanzhuan，zuilibutingdidunangzhe。
woyikanzheizhenshi，xinligedengyixia，kanlaiwangzhangjuzheiciyudaodemafan，haizhenbuxiao！
woqingleqingsangzi，chezhesangzihanleyisheng：“wangzhangju，ninzheishizala？chushashile？”
wangzhangjuyitingzheishengyin，mengditaiqitou，kandaoshiwo，xianshiyileng，suijilianshangluchuyisibunaifandeshenqing，bailebaishou，meihaoqidishuodao：“quququ，xiaojiaohuazi，yibianerwanqu！darendeshi，nixiachanhesha！”
youhe！qiaozheiyuqi，ganqingshixianqiwozheishenpolanxingtou，jitalaorenjiadiurenle？
嘿，我这暴脾气！
yaobushikanzainipingriliduiwohaisuanbucuodefenshang，wocailandeguannizheidangzishini！
wozheiren，xianglaishichiruanbuchiying，nijingwoyichi，wojingniyizhang！
keniyaoshigenwobaipu，neiduibuzhule，zanyebushineirenrennaniederuanshizi！
woshuangshoubaoxiong，wangmenkouyizhan，hei，nihaibieshuo，zheizishihaizhenyoudian“yifudangguan，wanfumokai”dejiashi！
wopixiaoroubuxiaodikanzhewangzhangju，manyouyoudishuodao：“wangzhangju，ninzheihuashuode，kejiuyoudianjianwaile！woliajiusuiranshigejiaohuazi，keyeshigezhientubaodejiaohuazi！ninpingriliduiwoduoyouzhaogu，zheishier，wojiranyushangle，jiubunengxiushoupangguan！”
wodunledun，yuqiyizhuan，biandegengjiawanshibugong：“zaishuole，ninzhei‘fulaijiulou’，neikeshizanzheitiaojiedelianmian，ninyaoshidaole，zanzheitiaojiededangci，kejiudegenzhewangxiadiao！zheiyingxiang，kedalequle！”
wozheiyifanhua，shuoderuanyingjianshi，jibiaominglewodelichang，youanchuochuodijiwangzhangjudailedinggaomaozi，rangtaxiabulaitai。
wangzhangjutingle，lianseyizhenqingyizhenbai，bianhuanmoce，gendiaosepanside。
tazhanglezhangzui，sihuxiangshuodianshenme，kezuizhonghaishimeishuochukou，zhishihenhendidenglewoyiyan。
hei，zheilaoxiaozi，haigenwowan“wushengshengyousheng”？
woxinlilengxiaoyisheng，lianshangqueyijiuguazheneifurenchuwuhaidexiaorong。
jiuzaizheishi，wonaohaizhongturanxiangqi“ding”deyisheng，xitongneijixiedeshengyinzaicixiangqi：“jinriziyuanyishuaxin：shangyetanpanjineng（chuji）。”
woxinzhongyixi，hei，zheixitonghaizhenshijishiyua！
wozhengchouzhezenmebangwangzhangjujiejuenantini，zheijinengjiusongshangmenlaile！
youlezheijineng，wozheixinli，kejiuyoudiqiduole！
wodingledingshen，shenxiyikouqi，rangzijikanqilaigengjiazixin。
womaibuzoudaowangzhangjumianqian，yadishengyinshuodao：“wangzhangju，ninbiezheji，zheishier，shuobudingwonengbangshangmang。”
wangzhangjuyiting，xiangshizhuazhulejiumingdaocaoside，lianmangwendao：“ni？ninengbangshangshamang？”
tashangxiadaliangzhewo，yenanguai，wozheishendaban，dequebuxiangshigenengjiejuewentideren。
woyebushengqi，zhishidandanyixiao，shuodao：“wangzhangju，ninwangle？wokeshijiuwuzhizundejiu！ninjiuqiaohaoba！”
wozhuanshenmianduizheyuwangzhangjuqizhengzhideneihuoren，yanshenshunjianbiandexiliqilai，rutongchuqiaodelijian，fengmangbilu！
neihuorenbeiwozheituruqilaideqishizhenshezhu，yishijianjingwangleyanyu。
wolengxiaoyisheng，kaikoushuodao：“gewei，wobuguannimenzhijianyoushenmejiufen，danfanshidoudejianggelizi！nimenzheiyangduzaiwangzhangjudedianmenkou，yingxiangrenjiazuoshengyi，zheikebudidaoa！”
wozheihuashuodekengqiangyouli，zhidiyousheng，zaichangderendoutingdeqingqingchuchu。
neihuorenzhong，yigelingtoudezhanlechulai，tashangxiadaliangzhewo，yuqiqingmiedishuodao：“nisuannagencong？zheiliyounishuohuadefenerma？”
woweiweiyixiao，buhuangbumangdishuodao：“woshinagencongbuzhongyao，zhongyaodeshi，wojintianjiuyaoguanguanzheixianshi！”
wozheihuayichu，neihuorendeliansedunshibiandenankanqilai。
“haodadekouqi！”lingtoudeneirennuhouyisheng，“xiongdimen，jiwoshang！rangtazhidaozhidao，zanmendelihai！”
yankanzheyichangchongtujiuyaobaofa，woqueyijiuqidingshenxian，fangfoyanqiandeyiqiedouyuwowuguan。
wohuanhuankaikou，shengyinbuda，queqingxidichuanrumeigerendeerzhong：“gewei，woquannimenhaishilengjingdian。dongshoujiejuebulewenti，zhihuirangshiqingbiandegengzao。”
wodunledun，jixushuodao：“qishi，nimenzhijiandemaodun，wufeijiushiliyizhizheng。zhiyaobaliyifenpeihaole，ziranjiumeineimeduoshile。”
wozheihua，kansiqingmiaodanxie，shizeanzangxuanji。
neihuorentingle，guorantingxialedongzuo，yigegemianmianxiangqu，sihuzaisikaowodehua。
wojianzhuang，zhidaoshijiyidao，bianchenredatie，jixushuodao：“wozhidao，nimenzheicilai，shiweile……”
woyiyudaopoletamencixingdemude，zheirangneihuorengengjiajingya。
“nizenmezhidao？”lingtoudeneirenrenbuzhuwendao。
woshenmiyixiao，shuodao：“woziranyouwodebanfa。buguo，zheibuzhongyao。zhongyaodeshi，wozhidaonimendesuqiu，yezhidaowangzhangjudenanchu。suoyi，woxiwangnengjinimenshuangfangtigongyigejiejuewentidefangan。”
wokaishixiangxidifenxishuangfangdeliyisuqiu，yijigezideyoushihelieshi。
zai“shangyetanpanjineng”dejiachixia，wosiluqingxi，yancixili，baduifangdeloudongyiyizhichu，jianzhijiushijiangweidaji！
neihuorenbeiwoshuodeyakouwuyan，yigegemianhongerchi，queyouwulifanbo。
wangzhangjuzhanzaiyipang，kandemudengkoudai，tajianzhibuganxiangxin，yanqianzheigepingrilibuqiyandexiaoqigai，jingranyourucijingrendekoucaihefenxinengli！
zuizhong，zaineihuorenyishidaojixuzhengchaoxiaquhaowuyiyizhihou，tamenzhongyutongyilewodefangan。
wangzhangjudeshengyinanti，jiuzheiyangbeiwoqingeryijudijiejuele！
wangzhangjujidongdiwozhewodeshou，lianshengdaoxie：“liajiu，zhenshitaiganxienile！nizhenshiwodejiuxinga！”
taconghuailitaochuyitayinpiao，saidaowoshouzhong，shuodao：“zheishiyidianxiaoyisi，niyidingyaoshouxia！”
wokanzheshouzhonghouhoudeyitayinpiao，xinlilekailehua。
“ai，zhangjude，wokebubaibangmang，youmeiyoushenmexinwujiwo，yihoukeyimianfeichifande？”
nazheshoulineitayinpiao，woganjuezijixiangshichudianleyiyang，hunshenshangxiadouchongmanledianliu！
aima，zheikebushiyouxilidexunibi，zheishizhenjinbaiyina！
youlezheixieqian，woliajiu，zhongyukeyibaituozheigaisideqigaishengya，gaobieneisoulebajideshengfanshengcaile！
wodianledianshouzhongdeyinpiao，xinlineigemeia，jianzhibizhonglewubaiwancaipiaohaishuang！
kanzhewangzhangjuneizhangxiaodegenmilefosidelian，woxinlimomodijitadianlegezan。
ng，zheilaoxiaozi，haishitingshangdaodema！
zhengdangwochenjinzaibaofudexiyuezhongshi，turan，yigebinglengdeshengyinzaiwoerbianxiangqi：“zheiweixiaoxiongdi，qingliubu。”
woxinligedengyixia，yigubuxiangdeyuganyouranersheng。
wohuitouyikan，zhijianyigeshenchuanbukuaizhifu，mianrongyansudehanzizhengzhanzaiwoshenhou，yanshenruilididingzhewo。
zheirenworenshi，shizheitiaojieshangdeliubutou，chulemingdetiemianwusi，yanlirongbudeshazi。
woxinlianjiaobuhao，kanlaijintianzheishier，meineimerongyiguoqule。
“buzhiliubutouyouheguigan？”wonulijichuyigexiaorong，zhuangzuoruowuqishidiwendao。
liubutouzoudaowomianqian，shangxiadaliangzhewo，neiyanshen，fangfoyaobawozhenggerendoukanchuanyiyang。
woganjuezijixiangshibeibaguangleyifuyiyang，hunshenbuzizai。
“xiaoxiongdi，nigangcaigenwangzhangjudejiufen，wodoukandaole。”liubutouhuanhuanshuodao，shengyindichenerfuyoucixing，tingqilaihenyouyapogan。
“niyigeqigai，zenmehuidongdeshangyetanpan？erqie，nigangcaishuodeneifanhua，tiaoliqingxi，luojiyanmi，genbenbuxiangshiyigeqigainengshuochulaide。”
woxinliyijing，zheiliubutou，guoranbuhaohunong！
kanlai，wohaishidigulegudaiguanchadezhenchanenglia！
“liubutou，ninzheihuashuode，kejiuyoudianqiaobuqirenle。”woguzuoqingsongdishuodao，“sheishuoqigaijiubunengdongshangyetanpanle？wosuiranshigeqigai，danwoyeshigeyoulixiangyoubaofudeqigai！wopingshimeishideshihou，jiuxihuantingtingxi，kankanshu，xuexueneixiedalaobanshizenmezuoshengyide。jiuerjiuzhi，ziranjiudongleyixiepimao。”
wozheifanhua，shuodebanzhenbanjia，shitumenghunguoguan。
danliubutouxianranbushineimerongyibeishuofude。
“e？shima？”liubutouzuijiaoweiweishangyang，luchuyisiyiweishenzhangdexiaorong。
“neininengbunenggaosuwo，nidoukanguonaxieshu？xueguonaxiexi？”
woxinlianmayisheng，zheilaohuli，haizhenshibaogenwendia！
wonalikanguoshenmeshu，tingguoshenmexia？
我这都是瞎编的！
“zheige……”wozhizhiwuwudishuodao，“zheige……shijiantaijiule，woyoudianjibuqingle。”
“shima？”liubutouyanshengengjiaruili，fangfonengkanchuanwodexinsi。
“wokanninianjiqingqing，jiyiliyinggaibuzhiyuzheimechaba？”
woganjuezijietoushangkaishimaohanle。
zheiliubutou，jianzhijiushigeshenxungaoshoua！
zaitadebiwenxia，woganjuezijikuaiyaoluchumajiaole。
“liubutou，ninjiubieweinanwole。”wokuxiaozheshuodao，“wozhendezhishigepuputongtongdeqigai，meishenmetebiede。”
“shima？”liubutouzaicibijinyibu，yuqigengjiayanli。
“woquannizuihaolaoshijiaodai，fouze，bieguaiwobukeqi！”
woxinlineigehuanga，jianzhibireguoshangdemayihaiji！
zheiliubutou，kanlaishiyaodongzhengedele！
ruguowozaibutanbai，kongpajiuyaobeizhuajinyamenliqule！
jiuzaiwoyouyuzheyaobuyaotanbaideshihou，turan，tiansemengdiyian，yuanbenqinglangdetiankong，shunjianbeiwuyunlongzhao。
“yaoxiayule！”renqunzhongyourenjinghuyisheng。
wotaitouyikan，zhijianwuyunfangun，dianshanleiming，yifushanyuyulaifengmanloudejingxiang。
liubutouyetaitoukanleyiyantiankong，meitouweiweizhouqi。
“jintianjiuxiandaozheiliba。”liubutouyuqihuanheleyixie，shuodao，“buguo，nizuihaojizhu，wohaihuijixudiaochanide。”
shuowan，liubutoushenshendikanlewoyiyan，zhuanshenlikaile。
wokanzheliubutouliqudebeiying，zhangzhangdishuleyikouqi。
aima，zongsuanshizanshimenghunguoguanle！
buguo，woxinliqingchu，liubutoukendingbuhuishanbaganxiude。
takendinghuijixudiaochawo，zhidaochaqingchuwodedixiweizhi。
wotaitoukanzheyuelaiyueandetiankong，xinzhongchongmanlebuan。
zheigaisideyu，daodishenmeshihouxiaa？
yaozhenshixiadale，woshangnaerduoyuqu？
dengdeng……liubutouhaihuijixudiaochawoma？