第5章
“meicuo！”zhaoweiziaodao，youzheicengguanxi，shigenvrendouhuizhudongtaohaozijiba。
keshi，xiayimiao，xiaruoxuequexiaolexiao，shuodao：“wojuedexiajiabuhuihenizhaojiaqiandinghezuole。”
zhaoweilianseyichen，youxiebuyuedao：“xiaojie，niweimianyouxietuodale。”
“jiushi，nidangzijishisheia！”wumengmengbumandeshuodao，digulejuhulijing。
xiaruoxuelenglengyixiao，bingweidali，duixiaochenshuodao：“daiwojianjianniyeye。”
xiaochenngleyisheng，daizhexiaruoxue，congwumengmengerrengenqianzouguoqu，zhijielaidaolebingfang。
bingchuangshang，wujialaoyezihenshixuruodetangzhe，youxiebingrugaohuangdeganjue。
bianshang，zhanzheyangguilanhewumengmengdefuqinwubo。
kandaoxiaochenzoujinlai，wuboheyangguilanmanliannankanzhise，houzhegengshicumeidao：“juranmeisi，haizhenshimingda。”
xiaochenweiweicumei，meiyoudali，ganjinzoudaochuangbian，yankuangfanhong，lazhelaoyezideshou，wendao：“yeye，nizenmeyang？”
chuangshangdewulaoyezi，mingxianyouxieshenzhibuqingle，benlaicixiangdelaotou，xianzaibeibingtongzhemodehenshixuruo。
tajiannandekaoqilai，jinjindewozhexiaochendeshou，laoleizonghengdao：“xiaochena，douguaiyeyebuhao，nihemengmengdeshi，yeyezhidaole。yeyezhiqiuni，yihounenggoufangwujiayitiaoshenglu。”
“aiyo，ba，nishuoshenmeni！wowujiahaiyaoyigewonangfeifangyitiaoshenglu，nishibushibinghutule。”yangguilanbumandeshuodao。
pangbianwuboyelianseyichen，xinlihenshibuman。
tangtangdewulaoyezi，zhenshiyuelaoyuehutule！
xiaochengengyandediandiantou，dayingdao：“hao，wodayingni。”
laoyezishizheigeshishangdiyigeduitahaoderen，xiaochenyebatadangzuozijideqinyeyeyiyangkandai。
对了！
zijichuanchengle《jiutianxuanshu》，keyijilaoyezikankanshenmebinga！
yixiangdaozhei，xiaochenjidongdelazhelaoyezideshou，dao：“yeye，wonengzhihaonidebing！”
shuowan，xiaochenbimu，naohailiyijingshanguo，xinjigengsai！
yeyeshixinjigengsai，zhixuyaojianggengsaidexinmaidatongjiuxingle！
“yeye，womashangjinizhibing！”xiaochenhanzhe，mangdejiuyaonachusuishenxiedaideyinzhenjilaoyezizhazhen。
wumengmengchongguolai，yibatuikaixiaochen，nudao：“xiaochen，nifengle！niyigewonangfei，dongshenmezhibinga？”
“wokeyi，mengmeng，zhende，qiuqiuni，rangwojiyeyezhibing，taxianzaiyijinghenyanzhongle，zaibuzhi，henkenenghuobuguojinwan。”xiaochenjile。
gangcaijilaoyezikanbingdeshihou，xiaochenmingxiandeganjuedao，laoyezidexinmaishousunyanzhong，genbenchengbuguojinwan！
“啪！”
yangguilanyibazhangchouzaixiaochennaodaishang，zhizhebizimadao：“fang**pi！xiaochen，laoyezipingriliduinizuihaole，nijuranganzhoulaoyezi？zhenshibaitengnile！niganjingunchuqu！haizhibing，nidongyishuma？”
xiaochenjieshidao：“ma，wobuzhidaogaizenmegennimenjieshi，danwozhendekeyizhihaoyeye。”
“biejiaowoma！nihemengmengyijinglihunle！”yangguilanmadao。
治？
治个屁！
tahenbudelaoyezixianzaijiudengtuisile，zheiyangyehaojichengwujiadejiachan！
xiaochenjianshuobutong，zhinengqiangyingdongshou，anzheyinzhenjiuyaojilaoyezizhazhen！
jianzhuang，wumengmengheyangguilanmunv，zhijiesisidilazhuxiaochen，yidundama！
“rangwojiyeyezhibing！”xiaochenhandao。
tasuiranyijingshilianqiyiceng，danshiqueyebuxiangduiwumengmengheyangguilanmunvdongshou。
xiaruoxueyizhizhanzaibianshang。
shuoshihua，tayexiangzaikankanxiaochendeyishuzenmeyang。
ruoshinenggouzhihaozheilaoyezi，neixiaochenyidingshixuedaoletongtianshenyixiaojiuxiangdeyishu。
zheiyangdehua，xiaruoxuejiukeyidaixiaochenqujiyeyekanbingle。
erzheishihou，menkouzoujinlaiyigechuanzhebaidaguadaizhejinsikuangyanjingdezhongnianyisheng，chenshengnudao：“ganshenmeni？zheilishiyiyuan！bushinimenjia！”
“wangzhuren，zheirenfengle！nagenyinzhen，shuoshiyaojiwoyeyezhibing！”wumengmenghandao。
wangzhurenmianseyining，dengshinudao：“hunao！laoyezishixinjigengsai，zhongyideyinzhenzenmekenengzhiliao？zhinengkaoxiyaojianqingzhengzhuang，zaizhaogeheshideshijian，jilaoyezizuogeshoushu。”
chuangshang，laoyezizhejidehanzhe：“fang，fangkaixiaochen，mengmenga，buyaozheiyangduita......”
zhengshuozhe，hudelaoyeziwuzhexiongkou，fanzhebaiyan，tuzhebaimojiuhunsileguoqu！
“yeye？yeye！”wumengmenghandao。
wuboyechongshangqu，jidao：“ba，nizenmele？wangzhuren，kuaijiwobakankan！”
wangzhurenyeshiheleyitiao，ganjinchongshangqu，jilaoyezizuojijiucuoshi。
yifenzhong，liangfenzhong，sanfenzhong，laoyezidexintiaohaishimeiyouhuifu，yiqiyeshifachuzhangzhangde“di”deshengyin。
zuihou，wangzhurenyaoyaotoudao：“wuxiansheng，henbaoqian，laoyeziyijingsile，nimenzhunbeihoushiba。”
“fangpi！yeyehaimeisi！”xiaochenchongchulaihandao。
laoyezixianzaijiushijiasizhuangtai，zhiyaoshutongxinmai，gongxueshunchang，laoyezijiunengxingguolai！
taerhuabushuo，chongchulai，shounayinzhen，zhijiekuaisudezhazailaoyezidexinzangdengbuwei，erhouyishouanzhexiongkou，jiangtineidelingqishurulaoyezidetinei！
jiandaozheiyimu，wangzhurenmeitouyining，dao：“heng！woshuosilejiushisile！nizaizenmezhetengyeshimeiyongde！”
yipangdewumengmengyeshihenhendimadao：“xiaochen，wozhenshikancuonile！yeyedousile，nihaizheiyangwuruta！nigunkai！”
shuozhe，wumengmengshangqujiuyaotuikaixiaochen。
danshi，xiaochencikedaoleguanjianshike，mengdihuitou，yinggulangshi，chenshengdao：“gunkai！”
zheiyijunuhou，hedewumengmengwanghoutuilehaojibu，xinlizhifamao！
gangcaidexiaochen，haokepa！
neiyike，jiuxiangxiuluoyiban！
yangguilannule，madao：“xiaochen，fanleni！”
说着，她还要上手。
“woquannizuihaobuyaodaraota，fouze，wohuiduinibukeqi！”
hude，yizhizhanzaipangbiandexiaruoxuelenglengdekaikoudao。
shenhou，dunshicuanchusigeshencaikuiwudeheixizhuangbaobiao。
yangguilanbeihedaole，rangdao：“ni，nishisheia？”
“woshishei，nihaimeizigezhidao！rangxiaochenhaohaojilaoyezizhibing，fouze，woderenhuijiaonihaohaozuoren！”xiaruoxuelengbingbingdeshuodao。
xiaruoxuedeqiangshihebadao，hedeyangguilandengrenbuganyanyu，xinlizhiduosuo。
pangbian，wangzhurendaliangleyanxiaruoxue，dunshijingweitianren，shangqiandichumingpian，xiaodao：“zheiweixiaojie，ninhao，woshizheijiayiyuandezhuren，wangzhongwang，zheishiwodemingpian。”
raner，xiaruoxuegenbenlandedalita，shuangshouhuanxiong，renzhendekanzhexiaochenjilaoyezizhibing。
wangzhongwanggangadexiaolexiao，kanleyanxiaochen，yaotoubishidao：“rendousile，nimenzheishibuzunzhongsizhe！”
“wanyijiuhuoleni？”xiaruoxueweiweiyixiao。
wangzhongwangculecumeitou，lenghengyisheng，dao：“taruoshinengjiuxingzhelaotou，wowangzhongwangguixiajitaketouyouhefang？”
huayingangluo，chuangshangdewulaoyezimengdizhengkaiyanjing，zhanghuleyikouqi。
tongshi，chuangtoudeyiqiyehuifulezhengchang，wulaoyezijuranhuifulexintiao！