第4章 很尴尬

buzhidaoshibushiwoxiangduole,zongjuedetashuozheihuadeshihou,teyiyaozhongle‘fuke’liangzi。

怎么听,怎么别扭。

kongqiliyoupiankedeganga,taqingkeleyisheng,kaikoudao,“ni……nalibushufu?”

zheigewenti……zheshiganga!

dunledun,wodao,“zheilizhiyouniyigeyishengme?”

rangtabangwokanfuke,wo……shizaijieshoubule。

tatiaomei,yanjiaodailexiao,“suyun,zaizheili,woshiyisheng,bushinanren。”

wodangranzhidao,zhishijinguanzheiyang,haishi……

chenmobanxiang,wocongzhuoweishangqishen,kanzhetadao,“neige……woyoushi,xianhuiqule。”

tameiyujianbuzijuedeweiweicuqi,“suyun,woshiyisheng。”shuohuajian,tayijingzhuaizhulewodeshoubei。

woningmei,kanxiangta,“wozhidao,luxiansheng,woxiangqiwoturanyoudianshi……”

“suyun!”tashengyinyouxiezhong,heimoukanzhewo,“shentishizijide,niyaoshijieyiwo,worangxiaozhangjinikan,wozaiwaimiandengzhe。”

wobeitakandeyouxiebuzizai,jiangmuguangkanxianglezhanzaiyipangdehushixiaojie,tayinggaijiushiluzhuorankouzhongshuodexiaozhang。

“suxiaojie,nvrendeshenti,bixiangxiangzhonghaiyaocuiruo。”yizhizaiyipangmeikaikoudexiaozhangkanxiangwodao。

wohonglelian,zaishuoxiaqu,xiandetaiguoyujiaoqingle。

kanzhexiaozhangdianlediantou,suihougenzhetajinlejianchashi。

luzhuorangezhelansepingzhangzuozaiwaimian。

“suxiaojie,mafannitangdaochuangshang。”xiaozhangkanxiangwokaikou,shensedaoshihenwenhe,benjiushiyisheng,zheiyangdehua,xianglaishimeishaoshuo,suoyibingbuxianganga。

wodiantou,xingdongzhijian,haishiyouxietengtong。

xiaozhangzhaolemianqianhexiaodushui,zoudaowoshenbian,kanlewoyiyan,qianxiaoanfudao,“buyongjinzhang。”

suirantongshinvren,dan,woyijiuhaishibuzizai,honglelian。

yizhidengzaiwaimiandeluzhuorankaikoudao,“xiaozhang,shenmeqingkuang?”

xiaozhangjiangshouzhongdemianqiandiujinlajitongli,kanlewoyiyan,neimuguangyouxietongqing,suihoudao,“youdianyanzhong。”

woyaozhechun,yishijianzhenbuzhidaoshuoshenme。

mingxiantingdaoluzhuorandichendechouqisheng,xianranshiyouxienuyi,“daitaquzuobchao。”

这话是对小张说的。

wogenzhexiaozhangzuolebchao,zhihoubianzuozaiyiyuandezoulangshangdengjianchajieguo。

hanzichenshishuoduile,youxicaiganggangkaishi,zuoyezhishidiyici,yihou,tayinggaihuibianzhefadezhemowoba!

luzhuorannazhejianchabaogaochulaideshihou,wozhengditoufadai,tazuozaiwoshenbian,shengyindichen,“hanzichenyouneimehao?”

tingdaotadeshengyin,wotaimoukanletayiyan,qianqianxiaolexiao,“jianchajieguozenmeyangle?”

talianmei,jiangshouzhongdebaogaodijiwo,dao,“zuijinyigeyue,buyaorangtapengni。”

zheizhonghuati,yigenanrenduizheyigenvrenshuo,zhenshiyoudian……ganga!

wodiantou,jiangbaogaoshouleqilai,zhunbeilikai。

beitalazhu,dimoukanqu,jiantayishuangheimoudingdingkanzhewo,gewailenglie,“hanzichenyouneimehao?”

又是这个问题……

tanlekouqi,kanxiangta,wochushengdao,“luxiansheng,youxiewenti,shimeiyoudaande。”