第4章 同事聚会

zhongrenyexiangkankanlinfengyouduoqipa,doulianliandiantou。

jiandaodajiadouyaoranglinfengguolai,mujunlanbiantaochushouji,dajiletalaoma。

rangwuwanqingbalinfengjiaoguolai。

zhisuoyimeiyouzhijiedajilinfeng,shiyinwei,tacaibuxiecunlinfengdedianhuahaoma。

wuwanqingtingdaonverranglinfengguoqu,gaoxingdebudele。

haiyiweinverkenjieshoulinfengle。

linfengzhengzaifangjianli,liyongmujiadixiadetujijing,fengkuangdexiulianzhetuxinggongfa,ziranbuxiangchuqule。

buguoyebuhaobolewuwanqingdemianzi,zhihaotongyilexialai。

daleyigeche,chaozhehuisuoerqu。

“lai,niupidawang,jinijieshaoyixia,zheijiuwei,doushigenwoyiqi,beidiwangjituanluqudejingying。”

“gennimingshuoba,banijiaoguolai,jiushirangnimingbai。”

“wodeshenghuo,shinizuomengdouwufaxiangxiangdedaodegaodu。”

“jiushirangnisilechiwomujiaruanfandexin!”

linfenggangjinbaojian,mujunlanjiudashengdeshuodao。

yangzifenqueyouxiexiaojingyadeshuodao,“wa,junlan,wokantazhangdehaishimanshuaidema!”

mujunlanyipiezui,“qie,shuaiyougepiyong!niyaoshixihuan,jiubataqianhuiqu。”

yangzifenzhibaishou,“buyaobuyao,wojiakemeiyounijiayouqian,keyangbuqichixianfande。”

wangzihanzehendiaodechaozhelinfenggoulegouxiaozhi。

“lai,biwang,benshaoxianxiangniziwojieshaoyixia。”

“benshaomingjiaowangzihan,fuchengdewangshijituan,jiushiwojiade。”

“suiranmeiyounineimeniucha,youshidiwangcaituandedalaoban,youshiyipingdongwushiyounengmaichushigeyide。”

“danyinianjingzhuanshigeyi,haishiyoude。”

“lingwai,benshaohaiyaogaosunideshi,benshaozhengzaizhuimujunlan。”

“guyuyouyun,zaixiangmendiyuanshuaifu,jiangjiudejiushigemendanghudui。”

“niyigelianfandoumeidifangchideqionggui,youshenmezigexiangranzhimujunlan?”

“buxiangside,jiutamajiwoshouqinineikehamaxin!”

“fouze,benshaoyongqian,jiunenghuohuodezasini!”

linfengmeiyoujizhehuitadehua。

ershiguangdeyisheng,laguoyizhangyizi,damajindaodezuolexialai。

qiaoqierlangtui,yizhishouzhizaizhuozishang,qingqingdiqiaojizhe。

“wangzihanshiba,jiniyigejihui。”

“xianzaijiuguizaiwomianqian,zainizijidelianshang,keshangwoshibiwangsigezi。”

“fouze,nibudanyaobeidiwangjituankaichu,nijiagongsiyehuiyinnierpochan。”

哈哈哈……

suoyourendouhongrandaxiaoqilai。

dangzhongyoulianggeren,zhengzaiqingminhongjiu。

beilinfengzheiyijujileide,pudeyisheng,hongjiupenchu,butingdekesouzhe。

mujunlanzeshiqideqiaoliantonghong。

玉手朝着林峰直点。

“你呀你!”

“不吹牛会死啊!”

“nizhibuzhidaowangdijituan,biwomujiagongsihaiyaogaoshangyicengde。”

“womujiadehuazhuangpinchang,zaifuchengzuiduoshisanliugongsi。”

“erwangshijituan,tuotuodeerliugongsi。shenzhi,haiyoujishenyiliugongsideshitou。”

“niyijuhua,jiubarenjiatichudiwangjituan。”

“haiyaoguanlerenjiadegongsi。”

“nihaizhenyiweizijishidiwangcaituandedalaobanni!”

linfengdanrandehuidao:“shenmejiaoyiwei,wobenlaijiushidiwangcaituandedalaoban。”

哈哈哈……

suoyourendunshiyouyicihahadaxiaoqilai。

“woqua,haizhenshichuiniubuyongjiaoshui,xiangzenmechui,jiuzenmechui!”

“ei,shenmeshihou,diwangcaituandelaobanzheimedidiaole,yishenyifu,jiaqilaiyibaikuaidoubudao。”

“heiheihei,shenmejiaozuobairizuomeng,zheijiushizhengzongdebairizuomeng!”

wangshuihanzechaozhelinfengyishudamuzhi。

“biwang,nizheiniuchuide,xiangburangbenshaopeifudoubuxing!”

“haizhenduideqi,benshaojiniqidebiwangzheigechenghao。”

“neisha,biwang,wojiashenmeshihoupochanya?”

“woyoushenmeshihoubeidiwangjituankaichuya?”

“nizongguiyaojiwogeshijian,haorangwoyougexinlizhunbeiba?”

众人又是大笑。

linfengdanranhuidao:“bieji,wohaimeidadianhua。dianhuadaguohou,youdenikude。”

wangzihanzhidiantou,“haohao,neinijiukuaidedaa,benshaodoukuaidengbujile!”

qitarenyegenzheqihongqilai。

“duidui,bieguangshuobudongshou,daa!”

mujunlanqidao:“tadagepi!”

“shuolebantianhuzizui,haishiyigeguangxiaba!”

“tayaozhenshidiwangcaituandelaoban,neiwojiushitianshangdewangmuniangniang!”

linfengyemeizhengbian,taochushouji,dangzhezhongrendemiandaleqilai。

dianhuayijietong,linfengjiuzhijiefenfudao:“wosigangzhaoleyigejiaowangzihande,jiwokaileta!”

“lingwai,jiniwufenzhongshijian,batajiajiwozhengpochanle。”

dianhuaneitoudetangjun,wubigongjingdehuidao:“laoban,zhengkuawangjia,hexuwufenzhong。”

“zuiduosanfenzhong,worangtajiakudoumeidifangkuqu。”

linfengganggualedianhua,mujunlandeshoujijiuxiangleqilai。

tataochuyikan,shinainaidaguolaide。

yuanlaitanainaitingshuo,tajialailegeqionggui,haiyaozuotajiadeshangmennvxu。

tanainaiziranbuxiangbazheimehaodeyigesunnv,jiajilinfengzheigeqiongguile。

dadianhuaguolai,shirangtalijibalinfengdaiguoqu。

zhunbeihaoledejiatinghuiyi,yaobalinfengganchumujia。

mujunlanziranshixingfenbuyi。

youlenainaidezhichi,xiangxinlaomayebuhaozaijianchi,ranglinfengliuxialaile。

gualedianhua,tachaozhezhongrenqianyiyixiao。

“gewei,buhaoyisi,wonainaidadianhuarangwohuiqu。”

“nimenwan,wojiubupeile。”

chaozhezhengzaidaohongjiudelinfengyidengyan。

“heshenmehe,nizhidaoneiyipingjiuyaoduoshaoqianme?nihedeqime?”

“nainairangwobanidaiguoqu,haibugenwozou!”

linfengqueshibujibumandeheleyikou。

“zheijiuzouya,buyaokanwangshaobeikaichume?”

mujunlanjiuchaqisi,“kaichunimei!”

“haibukuaide,ganrangnainaijiudeng,buxianghuoleni!”

zhuaqibaobao,caizhegaogenxie,dedededechaowaizouqu。

“君兰,等等我!”

“gewei,buhaoyisiya,woyehuiqule。”

yangzifenzhuaqibaobao,yegenzhepaolechuqu。

linfengzegudonggudong,yikouqibabeizilidehongjiu,quanbuheguang。

zhanqilai,duizhewangzihanyiweishenzhangdeyixiao。

“wangshao,dengxiabiekua!”

说完,转身就走。

shenhoushiwangzihandenuhousheng。

“kunimei!nigeqianzoudebiwang!”

一个同事直摇头。

“suanlesuanle,buzhidegentayigelajishengqi。”

“neisha,meinvmendouzoule,womenyeshisanleba。”

zhongrenlijizhidiantou,qishenyihongersan。

wangzihangangcaiyoudianheduole,meigentongshimenyiqichaowaizou,ershichaozhexishoujianzouqu。

gangdaoxishoujian,shoujijiuxiangleqilai。

taochulaiyikan,shidiwangjituanrenshibudedianhua。

他不由的一愣。

buhuiba,nandaoneigebiwangshuodeshizhende?

tazhendeshidiwangcaituandelaoban?

youyaoleyaotou,zenmekeneng!

kendingshigongsilingwaiyoushitongzhizijide。

wenlewenxinshen,jietingleqilai。

dianhuayijietong,neibianjiulengbingbingdeshuodao;“wangzihan,nibeikaichule。”

“啊???”

wangzihanshouyidou,shoujichadiandiaozaidishang。

“jingli,weishenmeya?”

renshijinglilengruobingshuangdehuidao:“diwangjituanyaokaichuyigeyuangong,xuyaoliyouma?”

“genghekuang,nihaimeizhengshijinruwosi!”

budengwangzihanzaishuohua,zhijiegualedianhua。

wangzihanzhenggerendoumengzaileneili。

nima,zhendebeineibiwangshuozhongle。

nandaoshuo,neibiwangzhendeshidiwangcaituandedalaoban?

keshi,zheizenmekenenga!

mujunlanbushishuo,zheigebiwang,shiyigezhuzaiqiongshangouli,dazibushiyigedeqiongguime。

xiangbutongdewangzihan,zhengzhunbeidadianhuajimujunlan,jiuzaizheishihou,talaobadedianhuadaleguolai。

tabujinyoushiyigeduosuo。

laotian,buhuizhenruneibiwangsuoshuo,diwangjituanfengdiaozijiagongsileba?

tatunletunkoushui,tantebuandehuaxialejietingjian。