第3章
shishangnayouneimeduoxianyufanshen，ruozhenixi。
youdezhishinikanbujiandeyinmouyusuanji。
shiyishibuyaoziyuanziai，deyishiyeqiewuzhanzhanzixi。
尤其是，不要冲动。
——quzitiandiwushangshengmo，zhangmoshen《woderiji》diliubaiershipian
huozhuyaoye，siyouheifengjuji。
suizhexuezichuxian，zhangmosihukandaoleyishuwusedeguang，congjitanshangfeichu，zhizhidejizhongletademeixin。
轰！
zhangmoganjuezijinaodaidouyaobaozhale，zaidishangbuzhudedagun。
yishidadianwai，gangliqubujiudezhaocanturankandaotiankongwuyunfangun，kuangfengzhaqi，dunshilianseyibian，xiangzheyishidadianchongqu。
yucitongshi，xiaoshengshanxia，lishanjiaobudaowulizhichu，yiqunyizhehuali，yangmaobufandezhengpaiwuzhe，yekandaolezheibanfengyunbianhuan。
“好强的气！”
“kanlaizheibangmoxiuhaibudasuanfangqi！”
“hehe，menpaianchadetanzidehuibao，tianmozongyouzhongxinshangweileyimingzongzhu。benlaiwoyiweishitianmozongdeneibangmoxiuzhaolaidetisigui，xianzaiyikan，pashizhenyouxieshouduana。”
“nengchadaocimotoudelailima？”
“nengshineng，buguolailixianshitashiyigenongmin。heng，yikanjiushijiadeshenfen，xiangpianguowodeng，kexiao。”
“bucuo，xiaoxiaotianmozong，juranhaiyinzangzherucimotou。kanlaizanmendejihuayaobianyixiale，zhengmianjingongbukequ，huisishangcanzhong。”
“woyeshizheimexiangde。genjuwodetanzihuibao，xiaoshengshanneiyinggaishihaiyouyitiaodidao。neixiexiangyaotaozoudemoxiuwachudedidaozhitongcangzhulin。”
“hao，neiwomenxianzaijiujihe，qucangzhulin。jinyexisha，yijunaxiaxiaoshengshan！”
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yishidadian，zhaocantuimenerru。
“renni，chouxiaozirenni？”
jishengjiaohanzhihou，zhaocanshuliandedakaileanmen，ranhoubuyongduojiu，jiubazhangmozhuailechulai。
cishidezhangmogangcongtongkuzhonghuanguolai，shuangmoudaizhexuesi，beizhaocanyouanzailezongzhuyishang。
“he，chouxiaozi，youbenshia。yihuierbujiandegongfu，gaochuzheimedadongjing，shengpazijisidemanshiba！”
zhaocanyouxieshengqi，zuoshouziguangshanyao，yizhanglaoliandaizhexiongxiang，liezuihaiyouliangkeliaoyashenchu。
tangruobushizhangmoduitahaiyouzuoyong，yitadexiongli，pashixianzaijiuyaobazhangmodaxiebakuai。
“gaoshenmeni，zheixiaozizuoleshenme？”
“shia，tayoumeixiuwei，zenmegaochuzheimedadongjingde。”
shoumendeliangrenyeyihuodezoulejinlai，yigetutou，yigeshougou。
“hainengshishenme，chouxiaoziyiweizijijiandaobaolebei。”
zhaocanzaizhangmoshenhouyizhuai，bianbanei《jishenfa》zhuaichu，rengzailedishang。
dengtutouyushougouliangrenkanqingchushishenmehou，dunshiliangrendouwuzhuduzikaishifachukuangxiao。
“zhei，zheibushikenglelaoyangyibeizidepogongfama？”
“aiyou，haiyourenlianzheigea，zezeze。”
liangrendekuangxiao，yindezhaocandourenjunbujin。zuijiaoliechuyigexiaoronghoudao：“lai，womendexinzongzhu，jiwoluyishou，nidedaoleshenmelajibenshi。”
zhangmokanzhemianqianxiaorongmanmiandesanren，xinzhonganshengjifenbumiao。
zhaocananzhutadejianbang，yougenleyiju。
“kuai，bierangwofangnidexue。”
zhangmohuanhuanqishen，quebuzhidaogaizenmeban，dishengdao：“zheizenmeyong？”
yijuhua，yindezhaocansanrengengbengbuzhule，kuangxiaobuzhi。
“他还不会用！”
“tabazijidoumaijilexukong，haibuhuiyong！”
“aiya，lesiwole。chouxiaozi，nishizhebiyanzainaohaizhongxunzhao，huiyouyituantebieliangdeguang，neijiushinidenengli，yongyishizhuangjita，nijiuzhidaole！”
zhangmoxiaoxinyiyidishizheyongzhaocanjidefangfa，zhaodaoleneituanguang。
suizhetadeyishizhuangji，shashijian，zhangmozhidaolezijixinhuodedebenshishishenme。
mianseweiweizhanghong，zhangmoyishenglihe。
“不动如山！”
erhou，zhangmozhenggerenshenqubengjin，wenwendizhanzailedishang。
“嗯？”
zhaocandeshouyizhianzaizhangmodejianbangshang，suoyitacishizuiqingchuzhangmodeshenqubianhua。
yongliyaohuanglejixia，quefaxianzhangmoshenrushanyue，banfenhuangdongbude。
“有点意思啊！”
zhaocansongkaishou，weizhezhangmozhuanleyiquan。
tutouyushougouyezoushangqianlai，zixiguanqiao。
“zheishigeshenmebenshi？”
“站着挨揍的吗？”
“我试试！”
shougouluqixiuzi，shanglaijiushiyibazhang。
pengdeyisheng，wanrujizaishanshishang。shougouyishengjinghu，dao：“aiya，shigebucuodefangyushouduana。chouxiaozihaidedaohaobenshile。”
“nidengdeng，zaikankan！”
haiweidengshougoushuowan，tutoubianzhizhezhangmodelianjiadao：“hongle，honglea。aiya，liuxuele。chouxiaozi，nizheizhao，yebudangshanghaia！”
zhangmobiziyouxuediluo，xinzhongwuxianwocao，xiufennandang。
meicuo，tazheizhaoqueshibudangshanghai，erqiehaishigebunengyidongdechunzhao。
budongrushan：fadonghou，jianshoubenzun，kuiranbudong。wailibukedongyaofenhao，danbudangshanghai，bujianshanghai，quxiaohoushanghaiyirancunzai。shiyongshibenzunbukeyidongbanfen，kezhangshijianshiyong，fanfushiyong，danmeicizhishaochixushixishijian。
zongjie，cizhaobunengrangnibiandenaida，dankeyirangnisidehenyouzunyan。
zhangmoshenzibunengdong，danzuibahainengshuohua。
zaizhaocandeweibixia，zhangmokekebabadeshuochulezijizheizhaodedagainengli。
dunshi，zhaocandoubengbuzhule，kaishifangshengkuangxiao。
“zheijiushinixianjilezijihuodedebenshi？”
“xiaosiwole，zheibilaoyangdezicannenglihaiyaochaa。”
“yejiushishuocizhaoyifadong，jiubazijijidingzhule。shenmegoupinengli，zishadeba！”
“wojiushuoxukongjidebenshidoubukaopu，mianfeidedongxinengyoushenmehaohuo。”
“zheidenggongfajiushikengrende，kengchunhuode。”
“shaxiaozi，zheicinidaoshikeyisidehenyouzunyanle。zhanzhebudongdekulou，hahahaha。”
sanrensiyidechaoxiaozhangmo，erzhangmoquewufafanbo。
dengchaoxiaodegoule，sanrenzheicailiqu，youbayishidadiandemenzaiduguanshang。
“kanhaota，biezhenrangtapaole。”
“haha，renjiayoubudongrushan，kelihaile。”
“suanle，badamensuosiba，rangqitarenguolaishoumen，bielidetaijin。jintianyixiangyichu，wopaneixiezhengdaodeweijunzihuitiqianxingdong，yiwokan，zanmenjinyejiuzou，congdidaoliqu。”
“hao，jinyejiuzou。daishangyinhuoshi，ruguokandaoyourenshangshan，jiulimakaizha！”