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tian！zheijingranshiwoyiqianxiededongxi？
怎么会这么中二？
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对！就是狗！
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“叮！”
jiuzaisongmingtaochudahuoji，zhunbeishaolezheibenhuanxiangrijideshihou！
“叮！”
“jiancedaosuzhu，kaishibangdingbenxitong！”
“huanxiangchengzhenxitong，bangdingchenggong！”
“系统？”
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taziranqingchuxitongyiweizheshenme！
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ershisiya！tadoubeishehuidudachengshenmeyangzile，nicaichuxian！
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但点开图片，放大！
shangmianshuxidewenzi，heranjiushisongmingdediyiyeriji！
yizibuluo，sihaomeiyouchacuo！
erqiehaishigaoduqingxideyuantuziti！
天杀的系统！！
我去你大爷的！！
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“啊啊啊……”
haowubanfadesongming，yezhinengwunainuhou！！