第1章高数和外卖
“kao，zheizhendeshirenleikeyixuexidedongxima？”
lidaozhouzhemei，juewangdekanzhelagelangridingli，kexizhongzhidingli，tailedinglineimimimamadezhengmingguocheng。
tayijingfuxilelianggexiaoshide《gaoshu》，naozilichulejigerenming，shenmeyemeiyoujizhu。
qishirenmingyemeizenmejimingbai。
ciketahuranxiangqiyijushijiemingyan：zheishishangbenmeiyouzanghua，shuxuetizuoduole，jiuyoule。
zuoweishijieshidakongbuxiaoshuozhishoude《gaodengshuxue》，guoranmingbuxuchuan！
lidaoshibinhaikejixueyuandayidexuesheng，zicongshangdaxueyilai，zheijigeyuedegaoshuketadoushizaishuijuezhongduguode。
shuolaiyeguai，tabenshiyigejingliwangshengderen，yibandeketashibushuijuede，suiranbuzenmeting，zhishaonengshuashuashouji，wanwanyouxishenmede。
weidugaoshuke，laoshiyikaijiang，tajiukaishifankun。
gaoshulaoshideshengyinjianzhijiushichuntianranwugonghaidecuimianqu。
kaishitahaijuedeqiguai，shibushizijibijiaoteshu，xinlihaiyouyisifuzuigan。
zhidaoyouyicikeshuizhongtuxinglai，taitoukanlekanzhouwei，faxianhetayiyangshuijuedebitingkederenduodeduo，talikexiaochuleneixinneizuihoudejiujie，anxinshuiqu。
haiyouliangzhoujiuyaoqimokaoshile，lidaobudebuyingzhetoupilaixuexizheimengaoshendexuewen。
因为他不想挂科。
tafuduleliangniancaikaoshangzheigeweiyubeifangmouhaibinchengshideerbenyuanxiao，tabuxiangyinweiguaketaiduoerbeituixue。
tabenlaiyiweishangdaxuejiushilaiwande，xuexishigaozhongshengdeshi。
yijinxiaomenjiugezhongfangfeiziwo，hebanlidejigehupenggouyouyiqibianzhefaerdexudushiguang。
tamendelinianjiushi：daxuebuwanjiushilangfeishengming！
ranergaonianjiyigetongxiangxuezhangdebeituixue，rangtalikecongxuhuanyouhuidaolexianshi。
tuixuedeyuanyinjiushiguaketaiduo！
大学也是要学习的！
大学也是要考试的！
kaoshibujigeyeshiyaobeituixuede！
yaoshibibuleye，liangedaxuewenpingyenabudao，tagaozhongneixiekujiubaishoule，weilaijiangshiyipianhuian......。
tabuxiangrangzheiyangdeshiqingfasheng。
“wojuebunengbeituixue！”
yushijinwantanaqileneibenshichengxindegaoshukeben，kaishikanleqilai。
jingguolianggexiaoshidexuexi，tadedaoleyigejielun：zheibenshujishishangkebushuijue，woyetingbudong！
“zheitemegenbenbushirenxuededongxi！”
ranerbaoyuanguibaoyuan，zainanyedexuea！
renshengzuitongkudeshishishenme？
bushibierenqiangpozijizuozijibuxihuandeshi，ershizijiqiangpozijizuozijibuxihuandeshi！
ranerbizuozijibuxihuandeshigengtongkudeshinifaxianyourenkeyibuzuozheijianshi。
kanzhezhengzaijujinghuishendayouxidegejun，lidaoxianmudeshuodao：“pangzi，biewanle，jigejiangjianggaoshubei，zheiwanyierwozijishizaishikanbudong。”
“啥？高数？”
gejuntouyemeiwaidehuiletayiju。
“duia！zheigeshihounihaizaidayouxi，shuomingxuedebucuo，xiongyouchengzhulema！”
“胸有成竹？”
gejunhaishimeiyoukanta，yanjingyizhidingzhediannaopingmu，jianpanqiaodeluanxiang。
“neipowanyiershizhengchangrennengxuedema？wozaofangqile！”
chenggongnaxiayixue，gejungaoxingdeyouhuiletayiju。
“shima？nikeshishuxuedia，xiongdiwohaizhiwangnibangmang，zhanzhannidediqini！”
“数学帝？”
gejunzhongyubatouwaileguolai，kanleyiyanlidao。
“wozhishigenrenjiazhongming，shuxuejiyindexuliekeshiwanquanfande，takao150，wokao051！wojiaozheimingchuncuishiwobameiwenhua，zheiniantousheiqiminghaijiaojunde！”
lidaokuxiaoleyixia，“baixialezheimehaodemingzi，neinibupaguake？”
“payeshiyaoguade，dengzhemingnianzhongxiuba！”
gejunjidurenzhendedazheyouxi，bingbuxiangduoshuohua。
“重修？”
zheilianggeziranglidaohuranxiangqihaiyougenzhexiayijiebukaozheihuishi，xinlishunjianjiufangsongxialai。
“duia，shizaibuxingjiugenzhexiayijiedezhongxiuma！”
tabashouzhongdekebenyireng，dianleyigenyan。
“fangxinba！gaoshumeinianguakederenzuiduo，jueduibushiniyigerenzaizhandou！”gejunbuchongdao。
tuanmieduifangdeshuangkuairangtayouduoshuoleyijuhua。
“xuexiaodaoshihouhuianbilifangxingyipirende，yaoburanduoshaorenbibuleyea！”
zheixiexuezhangmenguanshudexinxiyebuzhishizhenshijia，fanzhenggejunshixinde，nengtoulandeshihoutajuebuqinfen。
“neijiuhao！wojuedetianshugujidoubizheigehaodu。”
lidaotuleyikouyanquan，wangzhezhengzaipiaoxuedechuangwai。
“esiwole，wodingdewaimaizenmehaimeilai！”
gejundeduziguluguludejiaoleqilai。
“zheidaxuetiandenijiaowaimai，nideliangxinbuhuitongma？”
“为什么这么说？”
gejunbujiedewendao，“xiaxuetiandianwaimaiheliangxinyoushenmeguanxi？woyoubushibujiqian！”
“xiaxueluhua，waimaixiaogemenhenxinkua，hekuangxianzaidouwanshangshidianduole，niyeburangrenjiaxiuxixiuxi。”
“tamenzhengdejiushixinkuqiana，woyaobushijinnianzoulegoushiyun，yaxiankaoshangbenke，shuobudingxianzaiwoyezaisongwaimaini！”
“ai！yeshi，chengnianrendeshijielimeiyourongyierzi！”
lidaotanlekouqi，nachushoujishuaqilexinwen。
tazhisuoyihuranguanxinwaimaixiaoge，shiyinweizuijinbinhaishifashenglejiqiwaimaixiaogeshangrenshijian。
dayuezaiyigeyueqian，jiuyoulediyizewaimaixiaogeoudakehudexinwen，dangshidajiahaiyiweishigeanmeidanghuishi。keshijinjiezhejitianhou，jiuyouchuxianleyigewaimianxiaogeqiakehubozi，chadianzhirensiwangdexinwen。
suiranbushitongyigerenzuoan，danshiyouyuxingxiongzhedoushiwaimaixiaogedeshenfen，renmenkaishimanmanguanzhuzheixiexinwen。
meixiangdaosuihoudeliangzhou，youjielianfashengleshuqiyuwaimaixiaogeyouguandexingshianjian，yimingnvxingkehushenzhibeicishenwang。
yushiguanyuwaimaixiaogezheigezhiye，yijitamendegongzuobiaozhun，ruxingmenjiandengdengyixiliewentichenglebinhaishimintaolundejiaodian。
tongqingyipairenweitamengongzuoyalida，qiangdugao，youbushourenzunzhong，nanmianhuiyouqingxushikong，baofadeshihou。
fanduiyipaizeshuotamenzuodejiushifuwuxingye，shouruyebudi，duigukedexuqiujiuyaojinlimanzu，renqitunshengshijibendezhiyesuyang......
buguanrenmenzenmekandaizheigezhiye，kepadeanzihaishimeiyoutingzhi，zheibulidaodeshoujiliyoulaileyigexinwentuisong。
“haijinghuayuanxiaoquwangxianshengyouzaowaimaixiaogetuisang，buxingshuaidaodaozhinaochuxue......”
“这是怎么了呀？”
lidaozongjuedeshiqingyouxieqiguai，waimaixiaogemendeliqizenmehuizheimezhong！
“叮！”
youlaileyigexinwen：“woshishannanqufaxianyijuwumingnvshi，nianling21sui，shenchuan......”
“zhenshiwuliao！zhengtiantuisongzheixiefunengliangdedongxi！”
lidaoyanedeguanbilexinwenjiemian，zhuanershuaqile“doushou”duanshipin。
zheigeapplimiandeneirongwuhuabamenshenmedouyou，suiranjijijiankangdeneirongyebuduo，danzhishaobuquanshineixierangrenkanleyayidedongxi。
“kuailaikan，kuailaikan，wojiadehaixianzuibianyi，huozhenjiashihaibaoyou！”
yigedashumoyangderen，yibianhanzheguanggao，yibianpinmingwangzuilisaizheshuodadebaoyurou。
“bumaibuyaojin，dongdongshoudiangehongxinjiuxing。”
“hewoyiqichangyouzaiyuwenxuexidehaiyangli......shijiejingpinkezhiyaobayuan！”
“zheibatulongbaodaojiunenghuanqian，jueduibuyongchongzhi......”
“zuijinyourenludaoshenxianfeishengdeshipin，shizhenshijiazijipanduan，biewanglediangezane！”
“zheijiushibenshizuixinwanghongdengta，kuailaidakaba！”
suiranshuazhewuliaodeduanshipin，lidaonaozixiangdequehaishineixiewaimaixiaogedeshi。
“zheixieshiyouxiexiqiaoa，quanguozheimeduowaimaixiaoge，zenmeanzidoujizhongzailebinhaizheimeyigesanxianchengshi，pinlvgaodelipuledian。”
“zheigechengshiyuelaiyuebuzhengchangle！”
“pashiyouxiegenkexuebutaizhanbiandedongxizaizuosui！”
“咚！咚！咚！”
一阵敲门声传来。
“谁啊？”
葛军喊了一声。
“songwaimaide！nimendiandewaimaidaole！”
“来啦！”
gejundeyijuyouxiganghaojieshu，taqishenzhunbeiqujiewaimai。
ranerfeipangdeshentiquekazailezhuoyizhijian，qilejicidoumeiqilai。
“xianshengmafankuaidian，wohaiyaoqusongxiayidan！gukeyijingzaicuidanle！”
waimaixiaogezhejidecuicuzhe。
“知道了！”
gejunbunaifandehoudao，jixuniudongzheshenti。
“你坐着！”
lidaohuranzuzhileta，“woqunaba！”
shuozhetarengleyantou，xunsuxialechuang。
tamanmanzoudaolemenkou，zuoshoukaimen，youshouzaibeihouqiaqilezhijue。