第5章

第5章

guanchazouhou,genguolaikanrenaodecunminmenhaishebudelikai,weizaiyangmingleshenbiangezhonggongwei。

“aiya,mingle,yihounikeshixiangbujindefuge。”

“shia,yangpinganxianzaikeshijurenlaoyele,tingshuozairujingcanjiahuishihou,jiuyaodangguanle。”

“ehuo,neiyihouminglekejiushiguanfurenle。”

“mingle,nijiapingandangguanhou,kebiewangleduobangchenyixiacunlirena。”

yourenkandaoyangdahuhesushi,youpaoguoqudaoxi:“aiya,dahu,nizheilaoxiaozikezhenshihaoyanguanga,zheinvxuxuandezhenbulai。zheibu,doushijurenlaoyele,zheirongyaokeshiyangwomenliucuntouyifen!”

“aiyo,zhenshilebudele,cunlihaoduonianmeiyouchujurenle,pinganzheixiaozizhengqia!”

“wokanyangwen、yangxiaozheiliangxiaoziyebucuo,xiaoxiaonianjijiuganqugenguanchadajiaodao,neixieguanchawokanledouchudehuang。”

“shiashia,bukuishijurenjiadehaizi。”

......

yiqunrennaohonghongde,zhidaofaxiantiansebuzaole,yangdahuyoudayinghuibaiyanxiqingcunlirenrenaoyixia,dajiacailianlianbushedelikai。

quedingsuoyourendouzouyuanhou,yangminglekuaisubayuanmenguanqilai,gaoxingdecuanlaicuanqu,“dieniang,fujunzhongjule!dagedasao,fujuntazhongjule!ergeersao......”

“!!!”

kanzhepingshihaisuan‘xianjing’deniangqinbiandezheimefengmo,beibaozhedeyangzhenzhenmangzhengzhazheyaoxiadi,miandeniangqinyigebuxiaoxinshouhua,zijijiuzaoyang。

sushikandaole,buyouchizedao:“doujigehaizideniangle,haibandianbuwenzhong,kebieshuailewojianiuniu。”

yangminglejiaochendao:“niang,ninzheishiyoulewaisunnv,jiubutengnverle?”

buguohaishixiaoxindebanverfangdaodishang,tazheihuixinqingtaiguojidong,yepameibanverbaowen。

sushihaoxiaodao:“duodaderenle,haichizijihaizidecu。”

jianniangliangshuozheshuozhe,huatijiupian,yangdajiubuyouchazuiwendao:“meimei,meifushifoujixinhuilai,youmeiyoushuoshenmeshihouhuilai?”

yangmingledao:“kaoqianyoujiguoxinhuilai,shuokaowanhou,dengkanlebang,binggenshuyuandefuzicibielejiuhuilai。buguoxianzaiguanchadoushangmenbaoxile,fujunjiusuanjiaochengmanyixie,yinggaikuaidaojiale。”

“niang,niang,dieyaohuilailema?”zhengzaikaixindepaopaotiaotiaodedalang、erlangmangpaoguolai,manshiqidaidiwendao。

tamendouyinianduomeijianguodiediele,xinlixiangniandehen。zhiyusanlanghesilang,duizijidiediedaoshimeishenmeyinxiang,buguoyegenzaigegemenpiguhoumianweiguolai,yangzhexiaoliankanniangqin。

yangerjiuxiaodao:“pingshikandalangerlangdongshichenwen,haiyiweitamenduimeifubuzaijiadeshi,bingbuzaiyini。”

yangdahutileyangerjiuyijiaomadao:“niyiweigegedouxiangnia,xiaoshihouzhizhidaohanchihanshui,laozibuguochumenyigeyue,nibuxiangnianlaozijiusuanle,huilaihaibeinizheichouxiaozilanzheburangjinmen。”

tinglaodieyoubazijixiaoshihouganguodejiongshinachulaishuo,yangerjiukuzheliandao:“die,woneishihoubushihaixiaoma?”

zaishuozheinengguaitama?neihuitabuguowusui,erqielaodiehuilaishi,gaodehuitoutuliande,taruhenengrendechulai,dangshiyiweishinageqigaixiangjinjialiqiangchideni。

“nixiao?wodawaisunerwaisunbuxiao?nikankanwowaisunduolingli,douzhidaojiguanchafaxiqianle。”

shuodaozheige,yangdahujiuzihaodebuxing,rujincunlisheibuxianmutayangdahuyanguanghao,congxiaojiujizijinverjianhuiyigehuidushudenvxu,rujinnvxunveryoujitashenglejigecongmingdewaisun。

yitiqidalangerlangjiguanchafaxiqianzheigejudong,jigedarendoufenfenbiaoyangledalangerlangyifan。

“duokuinimenxiongdiliangjiling,burannimenniangjiudiudalianle,yebuzhidaonimenniangzheimedagerenle,zenmezuoshihaizheiyangbukaopu。”

sushiyeshinazijizheigewaibiaokanzherouhetianjing,shizexinggedadalieliedenvermeibanfa。

qianjitiantajiutixingguo,nvxuzheiciruoshiwuwuyiwai,shiyoubajiunengzhongju,zhibudingshenmeshihoujiuyouguanchashangmenbaoxi,yaotiqianzhunbeihaojiguanchadexiqian。

meixiangdaonverzhunbeishizhunbeile,kelindaotoule,quebazheishijiwangle。

“haole,guinvyebushiguyide,jiubiezaishuotale。bushishuoyaobaiyanxima?womenxianlaihejiheji,bagaizhunbeidezhunbeihao,daoshinvxuhuilai,jiukeyibanle。”

yangdahuzilaitengzheigeweiyidenver,yijianlaobanyouyaoniantaoguinv,mangchakaihuati。

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yangpinganshizaiguanchabaoxihoudediertianzaoshanghuilaide。

dangshiyangzhenzhenzhengpaizhexiaoshouhesangegegeweiguansilangbeiniangqinwulijiaoyudechangmian。

silangzhisuoyibeizoushiyinweiyidazaoxinglai,liandoumeixi,jiurangrangzheyaoqugebiwaizufujiahebiaogewan。

zicongfaxianquwaizufujiadehuoshibizijiahaohou,xiaosilangmeitianyizhengkaiyanjingjiuwangwaizujiapao。

zheibujinzaocaiyixiachuang,jiuyoumaizhexiaoduantuiyaopaoquwaizujia。kexihaimeichumenjiubeiniangqinjidaizhu。

“a,fangkaiwo,woyaoquwaizumujia,woyaoquwaizumujia。”

yangminglezhijiejisilangdexiaopipilaileliangbazhang,“xianxishu,chizaoshi,chiwanzaiqu。”

“waizumujiachi!woyaoquwaizumujiachi!”

silangdengzhexiaoduantuikangyi,tazaofaxianwaizumujiadezaoshigenghaochi,youdangengyouroumizhou。

“buxing。”yangmingleyishoutiliuzhexiaosilang,yishounazhexilianjinjitacalian。“zaijiachi,chiwanjiurangsangedainihemeimeiquwan。”

yangminglecongxiaohegegemengenzheniangqindushushizi,guziliyouyizhongdushurendeqinggao,zilaibuaizhanrenbianyi。

jishishiniangjia,tayebuyuanzijierzitiantianguoqucengchicenghe,suiranzhidaodienianghegegebujieyi,lianggesaoziyedoubushixiaoqideren,danzijibijingyijingwaijia,nahaoyisirangniangjiarenbangyangerzi。

silangbuguoyisuiduo,nalidongzheixiedaoli,yitingdaobunengquwaizujia,limaniuzheshenzikunao:“buzaijia!quwaizujiachi!quwaizujiachi!”

???啪!啪!

zheici,yangmingleyongdeliqidaledian。“nijiagegemeimeidouzaijiachi,nibuzaijiachi,yaoqunachi,jiwozuohao。”shuozheyibajiangxiaoerziendaodengzishang。

xiaosilanglengleyixia,ranhouweiqubabadekanzhezijiniangqin,“teng!”

“tengjiuduile。nikannimeimeiduoguai,jiuniyidazaoqilainaogebuting。”

momingbeidianmingdeyangzhenzhen,wugudezhazhayan,kanxiangzijidageheerge。

dalangheerlanghenyoumoqidetongshitaishoumomomeimeidetou,“niubaozuiguai!”