第一章

“meimei,neirongmeixuebeicitaizicefei,nidaoshibuji。”jiangjundinvyingxingchen,rujindetaizizheng

fei,zaiwodefangzhongyaoshanqianxiao。

“nidoubuji,wojishenme?”wokanzhezheigerongmaojuemeidenvzi。

“taizifusheibuzhidaotaizizuipianaimeimei,rujinzheirenmingzhetiaoxinwomen,nishuowomenzenmeban?”

wotaiyankanzhetaxiaodao:“zheiyemeibieren,biegenwoshuozheixiewanwanraoraode。zheirenmingxiangangchuanguolai,

还看不懂形势。”

yingxingchendao:“niyiweizheirengenwomenlianggeyiyang,shibandiaozilikeshengme?nikantazaishihuibeidenei

xieshi,mingxianbushizanjiunianyiwujiaoyulideneirong。”

woxiaole,zheiweijiejieyuwoxiangshiyuershi,woshitaichuan,zhijiecongxiaoxueqi,genbenbuganzhanshizijide

特殊之处。

yingxingchensansuiturankaizhi,zuoshiyishou《jingyesi》,jingweitianren,beichengweitiancai,wobianzhidaotahe

woyiyang。nacengxiang,zhiciyishi。

duonianhouwoyuyingxingchenxiangren,taxiangwotanbai,yingjiashidaiweijiang,zhenshoubianjiang,bunengzaichuwenwushuang

全,更何况是女子。

ciquduonian,guilaizhiyoujingtongwuyideyingxingchen。

zangzhuo,yizhidoushiwomendebibeijineng。

ruobushicongxiaoxueqi,yigegangchuanyuedexiandairengenbenbibulegudairendexinji。

“woqiaotadiyimanman,yixinyaoyutaiziyishengyishiyishuangren。”yingxingchendao。

“baomingcaishizheigeshidaizuizhongyaodeshi。”

我们两个相视一笑。

ciri,taiziyaoqingniancaijunyufuzhonglunwen,taizifeikaimingchayan。

“geweijiejie,zhengrihecha,duowuliao,meimeijinrijidajiadailailexinpin。”

yanhuigangkaishi,taizifeiweishuohua,zuijindachufengtoudetaifucinvrongmeixuebianchulaishuohua。

zhongnvziweixiaoyidui,sihulianlianseyeweibian。

“taizifeibuhuixianxiaonvmaomeiba?woyijiangcichasongyuqianting,rangtaizigegehegeweilangjunpinjian。”

yingxingchendiantou:“jiyiruci,rongmeimeibianshangchaba。”

rongmeixuezhaohushinvshangcha,peiniuruhetang。

“ciweinaicha,jiangchayuniuru、tangmihunhepinyong,ziweigengshen。”

woxinzhongyixiao,zheichunshiwoliangsuishizaijiabianzuoguo。yonglaizhaodaidangniansisuidetaizi。

chadaonaiguocui,nashizheizhongburuliudedongxikeyibinide。

jiamuzefawoguileliangricitang,haishitaiziqiuqing,caideyiqingfa。

“weidaobucuo,kezheiruniuyinshui,cusulexie。”chengxiangxiaonvshuodao。

rongmeixuesihuhenbukaixin:“nimenhelezheimeduoniankuxixidecha,yegaigaigaixinkouwei。”

zaizuozhongnvzimenliansezhongyuyouxiebuhao,fenfenkanxiangtaizifei。

taizifeikanzhewo。tamingbiwohao,jiangjunzhiyouyiziyinv,conglaibuyaoqiutayuhuizhishu。

“rongguniangshenyan,rujinninshitaiziweiguomendecefei,yanxingjunyidaibiaotaizifu,jinrizaizuofurenxiao

jiezhidaoninnianyou,buhuijianghuawaichuan。”

rongmeixueaoqiyiran,sihukanbushangwozheiweitaizicefei:“zuozhuolinglingshui,kanjiansesechen。wuyouchi

yiwan,jiyuaicharen。”

haoshi,woxinzhongandao。suiranshijinianxinqinxuexi,rengzuobuchuzheizhonglanglangshangkoudehaoshi。zhihenshangzhong

xuemeiduokankewaishu,meizheichaomingshideming。

“rongguniangbukuishishengshangqinkoukuazandecainv,suishuozhei‘linglingshui’yuniurubufu,danzheihaoshi,kuai

rangrenchaojuansongyuqiantang。”woxiaodao。

houtangfashengdeshi,mingrijiuhuitongguonvjuanmenchuanbianjingcheng,burujinribashichuanchuqu,zhuanyiyixiazhong

点。

“niangniang,burujiuzheihaoshi,laichangchangwodailaidetianshanhancha。”taifuzhangnvrongjingxuejiucidayuanchang,

“meimeitianzhen,yeshirangdajiahuanhuankouwei,changchangminjiansuwu。”

rongmeixuesihubukaixin,yingbeitajiejielazhezuoxia。

zheigujidehuijianaoyinao,woyongkanrenaodeyanshenkanxiangrongjiajiemei。meixiangdaobeihenhenfandenghuilai。

woxiaolexiao,guoranshigangchuanlaide,haimeiganshouguozunbeizaizheigeshidaidezhongyao。

dezuiyigeshenjugaoweideren,yijuhuajiuhuimeiming。

“qianqian,zheigerongmeixuekouwuzhelande,yaoshichuandaofuhuangerzhong,haiyiweiwoyaogaichaohuandaile。”tai

子抱着我与我吐槽。

woxiaozheyeyu:“neidianxiamingrikeyaohaohaogenfuhuangjieshiyixia。”

taizimolemowobaoyangderouruanxinendeshou:“doushiyigedifanglaideren,zenmechajuzheimeda。”

meicuo,xiaoshihoufanchun,hetaizizuopengyou,jiangzijishichuanyuezhedougaosuleta。

dangshitaiziyexiao,yicishizuoweiqiji,womenchengweiershizuihaodewanban。

zheishiruguofangzaixianzairangtazhidao,yitadexinjihemousuan,bibudeshanzhong。

suoyishuo,henduoshiqingjiangjiushiji。rongmeixuedeaoqiyushijibudui。

“buguotaqueshicaixuelede,nirangrensonglaideshi,lianbenjiezhuangyuandouzantan。”

“suoyidianxianataweicefei。”wolvexianchicudao。

“qianqianzheihuasuansuande,nihaibudongwome?”taizixiaodeyoumolemowodechun。

nanengbudong,taifudinvjiushengzheiyiwei,buguantazenmeyang,taizidouhuinata。

buguo,taizijiushixihuanwozheizhongchicudeyangzi。shaoshiqingyisuizhengui,yedechangchangweihu。

“congdiyiyanjiandaonishi,jiuxihuannile。”taizishenqingdiwangzhewo。

wozhidaobuzhefendaidewoshizuimeide,woyugugu,yejiushidangchaodiyimeirenxiaofei,youqifenxiangxiang。

pingrili,woainongzhuangzhegairongmao,zhiyouhetaizisixiaxiangchucaixiezhuang。jiulianyingxingchenyehenshaojiandao。

suoyouyijianzhongqingdoushijianseqiyi,taizizaoshu,sansuijiandaowodediyiyanjiushuoguo,zheimeimeizhangdabi

shigenxiaoniangniangyiyangdemeiren,wojiuxihuanmeiren。

suoxingwoyezaoshu,shitaichuan。

“dianxia。”wolveyilianhong。zhidaojiexialaijiushibukemiaoshuzhishi。

meicizheishiwodouqingxing,dangnianyeshikanguojibenmanhuade。

yifanyunyuguohou,taizibaozhewoshuodao:“buguo,xueerdeaoran,shishunande,rihouniyuxingchenduo

照顾提点她些。”

wotingba,yijiuwenrou:“zhidaole,dianxia,bijingshixinren,wohejiejiehuiduoguanzhaode。”

taiziyilianxinwei:“haishiqianqianzuidewoxin。”

sannianqianyingqutaizifei,wobianbawonianshaoshineikezhenxinquandoushuaisuile。

suiranzhidaoyutaizibukenengrushuzhongshuodeyishengyishiyishuangren,danmeixiangdaoneixiezhenxinzaiquanshimianqian,

一文不值。

ershitaqianzhewoshoushuo,zaiwojijizhiri,dingxianghuangdiqingzhiquwo。

zhendaoneiri,queshitayingqutaizifeidehuangdaojiri。tayouduomeyiqifengfa,wojiuyouduoshiluo。

rujin,cefeibuguoshiwonengxiangshougudaihaoshenghuodegongzuo。woxianglaihenyoushiyexin。

4nacefeizhiriruqierzhi,dangjinshengshangqinkoukuazan,bukuishitaifuzhinvderongmeixue,jinrishijingchengzui

出风采的一位。

dangranzuileideshitaizifuguanjiadewo!

“wohuaiyiniyiqianjiushigegongzuokuang。”yingxingchenzaiwofanglikezhewozhenzangdeguazi。

“bietile,wolaideshihouhaimeigongzuo,haimeizaoshoushehuideduda,jiulaizheijieshoufengjiandiguodebian

chi。”woxuanzhejinriyaochuxideyifu。

xiaoshuo《rongmeixueyingxingchen》diyizhangshidujieshu。