第1章
woshibeixiaohangcongbierendechuangshangjiuqilaide，tadangshiliansetieqingdexiangshiyaosharenyiyang，henbudechoulewodexuehe，meicihaimeikaishijiubeitadaduanshizaishiyoudiansaoxing，wolengxiaoyishengtaoshangyifu，zuozaichuangshangkantawangsilidaneiren，qiadaohaochudehaitianbahuo，“xiaohangchengrenba，nilaole，yongyuanmeinianqingrenyoujingli。”
taheizheyizhangliandeniuguonaodai，qiazhewodeboziehenhendeshuo，“tanxin，niyaobuyaoshishi。”
wobeitaqiadechuanbuguoqilai，shuailetayibazhangzhengtuokai，jifengdao，“deleba，woxianzang。”bugutaqingbaijiaojiadelian，wotaoshangwaitaoniutoujiuzou。
zoudaomenkou，kandaojianfuneiyifuweiweisuosuo，beidapaledeyangzijiulaiqi，renbuzhujiletayijiao，cuidao，“songbiwanyier！”
chulemenshenhuyikouqi，xinxiangyihouzaizhaoyeyaozhaogenengdade，buranyebuzhiyubeixiaohangdaizhuhouhuineimediumian。
wohexiaohangjiehun3nian，shengyuanwushu，yijingdaolechourenjianmian，fenwaiyanhongdedibu，jiuzheimetuozhebulihun，yebuzhidaoshisheizaizhemoshei。
guolemeiliangfenzhong，xiaohangjiuzhuileshanglai，chezhewodeshouwangqianzou，wotengdezhoulezhoumei，fennudeshuo，“xiaohang，nifangkaiwo！”
xiaohangzhuanguonaodai，buxiedexiao，“zenme？haixianghuiquzhaoneixiaobailian，shengshengba。”
woshuaikaitadeshou，kaizhechejuechenerqu。
diertian，xiaohangtamajiuzhaoshanglemen，zhizhezazhishangdezhaopianwenwo，“zheinvrenshishei？”
wozhoulezhoumeimeishuohua，zhaopianshangderenshigenenmo，chanzhexiaohangdegebo，xiaodetiantiande，doujitageboshangle，xiangrangrenbuwuhuidoubuxing。
zhaopianshizaizuotianwanshangyigewanyanshangpaide，yezhennanweixiaohang，weilerangnaodaishangneidingmaozibulv，lianzheimegeyouwudoufangguole。
“wennihuani，yabale？”
woneibianyipopojianwobushuohua，fanle，chezhesangzijiurangrangleyiju，wotaiqitouchongtaxianhuidexiaolexiao，shuo，“ma，neishilaogongdexinhuan。”
taliansetingnankande，fennudezhizhewoshuo，“shigebuhuixiadandemujiyejiusuanle，hailianzijidenanrendouguanbuzhu！”
wodanxiaobuyu，fanzhengzheixiehuawoyetingguanle，butongbuyangde，genzheilaopozishengqicaizhibudangde，buguozheirenyegouyouqu，yiqianwogenxiaohangnaodeshihoutaxianwobudongshi，shuonanrenyeyeshizhengchangde，xianzaiwobunaoleba，fandaoyoumaiyuanwole。
呵呵，老神经病。
duiyuxiaohangzhaoshei，wozaojiumamule，wozhixiangzhetaganjinbeineigenenmojigouqu，rangtashangleweidele，woyehaolihunquzhaodierchun。
sheizhidaoneinenmoshigebuchengqihoude，xiawuwoquguangjiedeshihoujiupengjiantale，hainiuzhepiguzoudaowomianqian，xiaoyinyindehuanleju，“ai，zheibushitanxinjiema？xiaozongmeigenniyiqichulaima？”
waimianzaojiukaishichuanle，xiaoshizongjinglixiaohangdehunyinyijingmingcunshiwang，erwotanxinzaojiushilechong，yongbuleliangtianjiubeichuaixiatangle，buguozheiguoleliangtianleyouliangtian，shijianyezhengoujiudele。danzheibingbuyingxiangneixiexiangshangweirendejidongdexinqing，meimeikandaowodouhuipaoguolailengchaorefengjiju，haoxiangcijicijiwojiunenglimachengweixiaotaitaiside。