吸溜……
吸溜……
muchenheliuyifeichizhepaomian。
一脸满足。
taconglaimeiganjuedaopaomianhainengrucihaochi。
yexu……shiyinweihemuchenma？
danliuyifeihaishihaoxinquandao：“paomianhaishishaochixieweihao，buyingyangde。”
muchencacashou，ciyayixiao：“lajishipinduima？”
liuyifeidiandiantou，ngleyisheng。
“wotingguoliangjuhua，shizheimeshuode：nikankanni，tiantianchipaomianhainengbupang？lingyijushi：nikankanni，tiantianchipaomianhainengbushou？”
刘亦非：？？？
懵逼，彻底懵逼！
zenmeganjuezheiliangjuhua……mingmingshimaodunde，danfangzaixianshizhong，jingranhainengshuodetong！
cishidezhibojiannei，wangyoumenliekaile：
“wocao！meixiangdaomuchenhaishigeduanzishou？”
“没毛病！”
“aiyawoqu！jiaodudiaozuana！”
“令人深思……”
“zheimuchenkeyia，zhangkoujiulai。”
刘亦非有点麻。
ganjuemuchenshuodedaoli，danhenbieniu。
tachouchoubizi，youdianwuyanyidui。
cishidemuchenjiaolejiaopaomian，bianchibianshuodao：“ruguonishifuweng，neimeyinggaizaigaoxingdeshihouduochi。fanzhi，niruopinqiong，neimejiuzainengchideshihouduochi。”
“cuchadanfantongmeijiujiayaoyiyang，yenengjirenyikuaile，ruguojieshinengchikuaimianbaohekoushui，neiyeshilebukezhide。”
“yifanyouzhenyi，shengzengqianjinqiu。”
muchenshenshenlanyao：“dangxiawuxuduoxiang，gaichichigaihehe。”
liuyifeizhazhemeimou，yifushoujiaodemoyang，zuijiaoweiweiliekai：“daoshisatuo。”
“zhuyaoshinizaiwozheilixiaofeile，fouzenilianwodepaomianshishenmeweidoubiexiangwendao。”
刘亦非：……
我才懒得闻呐！
yaowen，yeshiwennishenshangdenanzihanwei。
刘亦非哼哼几声。
fanhou，zaibangmangshoushihaowankuaihou。
liuyifeichouchoubizi，neixindezizejuedezijiyinggaizaizuodianshenme。
yushi，taqingqingsangzi，fachuwenheerqingcuidesangyin：“woxiang……bangbangni。”
“帮我？”
“dui，wokeyibangnizhaogegongzuo。”
“真的吗？”
muchenmanlianjingji，zaidufachushitanxingdexunwen：“wozhihuichangchangge……nvshi，ninjiayebushikaijiubadea。”
liuyifeiwozhezuigegezhixiao：“wozaixiang，nichanggongshenhao，yinggailiyongqilai，womenkaigezhiboba，liyongwoderenqi，shouyiquanguini。meigeyuezaijinisanwankuaibaodigongzizenmeyang？”
muchenlveweikuazhangdezhangkaizui。
这工资有点高啊。
yigemangrendandanzhuanbaodigongzidouyishiwuyoule。
danmuchenxinzhongyouxiexiaojiebei，buhuishizhapianba？
zijizhendezhizheixiegongzima？
同时。
zhibojianneiyekaishixuanhuaqilai：
“wocou！shenxianjiejiekaiqiyoupianmoshi。”
“biexiashuo，zheigongzikeyide。”
“shia，yihouyoumuchenpeizhezhibo，dandankanyanzhijiuxianxinyuemuni。”
“zhushou！woshuoyigeshu，yigeyuewuwan！muchenshadoubuyonggan，zhiyaopeiwojiuxing。”
“fangsi！nalaideyeyatou，wochu10wan，yigeyuepeiwoyitian，yitianqicijiuxing。”
“loushangdefupo，nikanwoxingma？baodatui。”
“滚粗。”
cishideliuyifeigenbenbuzhidao，zhibojianneideyeshengfupochumei，luanchengyituan。
tayinyayaozhehongchun，qijiqiqiuzhe，shengpamuchenbutongyizijidefangan，zaoshouwuqingjujue。
ercishidemuchenmianrongrutongbinglengdiaosu，congyafengzhongbengchujigezi：
“qishi……wobuxuyaobierenkelian。”
cihuayichu，liuyifeichedihuangleshen，lianmangyaotoudao：“bubu，nizhendehenyoucaihua，wulunshichanggonghaishiyanzhi，douhennengda，buyaowangzifeiboa。”
muchenyaoyaotou：“yanzhi……ai，nvshi，wobuzhidaonishishenmeshenmeibiaozhunyouxiedia。”
qishimuchenjieshouyuanzhudejiyihoucaizhidao。
qianshenbingbushixiantianxingshiming，ershiyinweiyichangyiwai。
anzhaojiyizhonglunkuolaikan，qianshenzheizhangxiang……pingpingwuqidazhonglian，diuzairenduidouzhaobudaodeneizhong。
qishimuchengenbenbuzhidao，hexiaxitongjianglidejiyinzhongzuyaoji，waimaoyehuodegaibian。
cishideliuyifeiyishunjianningzhile。
yijingfenbuqingmuchenshuodehuajifenjia，jifenzhen。
yanzhibuxing？changgebuxing？
别开玩笑了啊！
颜值秒杀小鲜肉。
changgeyijingdadaodingliudeshuizhun。
zaiqianxuxiaqu，keranglianxiliangnianbandexiaoxianrouzenmehuo？
liuyifeichenghuangchengkongdao：“muchen，wojuedenihenshuai，feichangshuaini。”
muchenjunlangdemianpangluchuyisisimianhuai，tanqishuodao：“wuxukuanweiwoba，wocengjingshizhechuquzhaogongzuo，birunanzhuangmote，tamendeyancilingwo……henzhaxin，bushuoyeba。”
瞬间。
liuyifeinaohaizhongfuxianzhongzhonghuamian。
muchenzheigehuaicaibuyu，beimingyunpaoqideqingnian，weilehuoxiaqu，kekebanbanzhaonanzhuangmotegongzuo，queshishimangrennengzuode。
danmianshiguaneyuxiangxiang，jiansuankebo，yidingyaojiangmuchenyiqiedemeihaodoucaizaijiaoxianiansui。
tamenjidu，tamenniansuanchicu，tamenjixianduneng，tamendoushihongyanbing！
他们……
歧视残疾人！
是的，一定是这样！
keyixiangxiang，muchenyiqianzaoshouduoshaobugongpingdaiyu，feirenzhizuia。
muchenyidingfeichangshiluo，dantameiyoufenshijisu，yijiuxinzhongyangguang，xiangwangmeihao，jianqiangdehuozhe。
buyoude，liuyifeiyankuangfahong。
taxiangzhe，ruguoshijiankeyidaoliugaiyouduohao。
liuyifeichouchoubizi，wendao：“zheixienian……niyidingguodehenkuba？”
muchendaoshitandangdangsongsongjian：“haisuan……kaixin。”
chuanyuezheibannianlai，chuleshiyingzaiheianzhongshenghuo，yemeiganjuezenmeyang。
jiushizheixiaohebaorutongbeikachenianyaguodelaihama，biederangrenqiaocui……
danmuchenwusuoweideshentai，zailiuyifeiyanzhongshenghuale。
congliuyifeideshijiaolaikan，zheishiyizhonghuodayutandang。
shiyizhongzhenchengyureai，shiwoyongbufangqidegaoshangpinzhi。
erzhibojian，gengshitongqingxinshengteng：
“wuwu，muchenduizijizhangxiangzhendeshiyidianbishudoumeiyoua。”
“tianxiayanzhishifen，muchenduzhanqifen，jiuzheihaizhaobudaomotegongzuo，daodishisheixiaa。”
“biqitaduishenghuodexiangwang，tadeyanzhihecaihua，buzhideyiti。”
“gan！muchendouzheimenulihuozhe，fanguanerdeng，doushifeiwua！”
“loushangdeyoudianbuduijing，ganjuehaoxiangzaimawo。”
“buxingle，woxiangku，woyaobaobaomuchen，anweitaposuidexinling。”
“wokannijiushichanrenjiashenzi，zheishi**，qikai，zheizhonghaoshirangwolai！”
cishideliuyifeiminleminhongchun，yanlishanguobeiqing，wenyanruanyudao：“muchen，niyaoxiangxinzijiyuanbinixiangxiangzhongdeyouxiu。zheiyangba，wozaijinijialiangwan，wuwanyigeyue，shuiqian，zenmeyang？”
muchenyitingliuyifeishuodezhenqieerchengken。
kanlaizijiyoudianxiaoqiaoxitongdeweilile。
nandao……zijizhendexing？
xingbuxingdeyihouzaishuo，guanjianzijizhenqueqiana。
lvejiasisuo，muchendiandiantou，bingdayilinrandeshuodao：“wokebushikanshenmegongzicaidayingde，ershinashuiguangrong！”
刘亦非：……
“duile，wohaibuzhidaonijiaoshenmemingzini。”
“ziwojieshaoyixia，wojiaoliuyifei，yebeiwangyouchengweishenxianjiejie，duoduozhijiaoe。”
牧尘：……