庄晓文好气啊。
zhuangxiaowenzhishiyigepingpingwuqidezaixiaodaxuesheng，shuoqilaibilinchuyanhaiyaoxiaojisui。
danyouxiedaxueshengqueshiyeshizuixiande**dequnti，zaiwangshanggenrenhupenshenmedebuyaotaizhengchang。
linchuyanzaitayanliyuanbenzhishiyigebeitakanbuqidexiaoaidou，sheizhidaohukajingranzheimexiaozhang？
zheigerenshenmeyanjizijixinlimeidianshuma？feiyaobitazhijiekaimashiba？jianbujianna？
艹，林储言一生黑！
tajiushibeiguaweibode“wenzidadapao”，linchuyandeweibofachuqumeiduojiutajiukandaole，yushihuifu：
“woji？niyanjilanbushigongrendema？duodaliana。”
meixiangdaolinchuyanneibianyehenkuaihuifule：“neiwoyaoshiyanhaoleni？”
bukeneng！jueduibukeneng！
庄晓文打死也不信。
dangxiayouhuifuleyitiao：“niyaoshidounengyanhao，neiwoyenengjinibiaoyangedaolixitou！”
linchuyan：“nihaishixianshuohaoxinagetouba，wokebuxiangkanzangdongxi。”
……
diertianyidazao，wuyuekaichezaijinghuayuleyirengongyudeloudixiajieshanglinchuyan，liangrenjiuzhibenjuzule。
linchuyanbenlaihaidanxinwuyuezhuiwentaweibodeshi，meixiangdaorenjiayagenbudanghuishi。
xianglexiangjuedingzhudongtiqi：“yuege，nikanwoweibolema？”
“看了，怎么？”
“wozheimegan，gongsimeiyijian？”
wuyuewuyu：“……nihaizhidaoyougongsia？”
linchuyanbuzhidaoshuoshahaole。
“fangxinba，gongsixianzaicailandeniaoni，zhiyaobuweifanixiangganshadouxing。”
“……”
cheyiluwangjiaowaikai，bangexiaoshijiudaodifangle。
juzushizaijiaowaiyigexiaozhenshangjiandandadejing，wuyuebiantingchebianzhufulinchuyan：
“shuoshijintianxianpainizheiliangchangxi，shunlidehuakenenghenkuaijiupaiwanle。niyebuyaojinzhang，fanzhengzanyiqietingdaoyandejiushile。wojiechuleyixia，tarenhaixing，youshawentinijiuzhaowoshangliang。”
linchuyanyiyidayingxialai，xialechejiubeiwuyuedaizhegendaoyandazhaohuqule。
“zhangdao，nihaoazhangdao，burongyiazongsuanshijiandaozhenrenle。”
wuyuesanbukuazuoliangbushangquyibajiuwozhuledaoyandeshou。
daoyanjiaozhangqian，kanzhebudaosishi，toufabuduodeyangzi。
suiranzhishigepaiwangdade，buguowuyueweirenbamianlinglong，duicibuyiweiyi，fanerreqingdehen，bijingrenjianenglalaitouzijiushibenshi。
wuyuezheimereqing，nongdezhangqianfandaoshibutaishiying，diandiantou，shaoweiwolexiajiubashouchoulehuilai。
wuyuexiaozhejieshaoqileshenpangdelinchuyan：“zhangdao，zheijiushilinchuyan。xiaoyan，lai，dazhaohu。”
“daoyanhao，duoduozhijiao。jiaowoxiaoyanjiuxing。”
zhangqiandiandiantou，yebuhanxuan：“jubenkanlema？”
linchuyandiantou：“gaiwokandebufendoukanle。”
zhangqianyebufeihua，zhuantoujiugenhuazhuangshidazhaohu：“xiaomeng，daitahuazhuang，huachouyidian，shuaideyoudianguofenle。”
juzulinshizhengyongleyijiandaijingzidefangjianyongzuoyanyuandehuazhuangjian，congfangjianwanglizouhaiyougexiaoweishengjian，zhenghaoyenengjiyanyuanshiyong。
huazhuangjianlizhiyoutayigeren，huazhuangshixiaomenglingzhetazuoxia，duanxianglebantianmeishuohua，fandaotanlekouqi。
“……zenmele？xiaomengjie。”
daoyanhanrenxiaomeng，linchuyankebuhaozheimejiao，renjiakanzhebitahaidawuliusuini，zhengshiyiqiayidoushuidenianji。
“可惜啊……”
“可惜什么？”
“zheizhanglianyaobanchoushizhendekexi……jieyoudianxiabuqushouni。”
linchuyanyouxieganga，butaishiyingduifangzheiyangdejiaoliufangshiheshuohuafengge。
zhihaobayanshenyikai，bimianduishangxiaomengjieneishuangshuiwangwangdeyanjing，xiaolexiao：
“jiesuibianshangshou，wowusuoweide。”
“嘻嘻嘻，流氓！”
“？？？”
yibianhuazhuangyibianliaozhetian，linchuyanfaxianxiaomengyejiuzuishangzhanzhanbianyi，huazhuangjishuhaishikeyide。
xiangbinvyirendongzhejigexiaoshidezhuangrong，nanyirenhuigenghaohuayixie。
buguodaoyantileyaoqiuyaowangchoulehua，zheicaizhetengletingzhangshijian。
zhishilinchuyankanlekanjingzi，zhenmeijuedenaerchoule，zhinengshuozhenggerenqizhibianlebushao。
“jie，zheiyangnengxingma？”
xiaomengyeyoudianfachou：“linchuyannizheiyanzhishizhenkangzaoa……”
“jie，jiaowoxiaoyanjiukeyile。”
xiaomengchiyileyixia，haishiyinglexialai。zheiyikouyigejiede，youdiandingbuzhua，jiaodexindoukuaihuale。
wangshangbudoushuotadaishuotashigebendanme？zheiyebuxianga。
“xing，xiaoyan，meishiyihuierwogendaoyanjieshiyixiaba。”
zhengshuohuani，xiaoxiaohuazhuangjianyoujinlaisangeren，kanzhejiuyoudianjile。
zhangqianlingzheyinanyinvxianglinchuyanzoulai。
nandekanzhebuguo20laisui，shenshangzidaiyiguziruiqi。nvdehuazhenongzhuang，kanbuchunianji，shencaidaoshihen**。
“jieshaoyixia，zheishizanmendianyingdenanzhu，qiaowei，haiyouqiaoweijingjirenchuchu。zheishilinchuyan。”
qiaoweishizhengjingkebanchushen，ciqiansuiranzhiyanguoyibuyoukutouzidexiaochengbenyanqingju，danyanjihaikeyi，judepingfenyebudi，suanshiyoulexiezhimingdu，shuyulurenbutaizhidaozheigeren，danyesuanyoulexiefensideleixing。
dangran，tahaiyuanyuandabudaonengtiaoxidedibu，ziyuanyebusuanhao，zheicichuyanwangdananzhujiaosuanshigongsineibianduitademolian。
linchuyanqishendalegezhaohu，duimianqiaoweiyezaishenshita。
这可是林储言啊。
dangnianyouduohuo，xianzaijiuyouduohu。
shenmejiaotanhuayixian？zheijiushile。
suiranzijiyebuhongba，kesheinengxiangdaogangchudaojiuzaidayinmushangchuyannanzhudelinchuyanyouyitianjizijizuopeini？
爽！爽到头皮发麻。
buguohaimeidengtashuohua，zhangdaojiuxiankaikoule，kanxiangxiaomeng，lianseyoudiannankan。
“worangnibatahuachouyidian，weishaxianzaikanshangqugengshuaile？”
“啊？”
xiaomengbenlaiyijingzhunbeihaoleshuocigendaoyanjieshi，meixiangdaodaoyanshuodequeshi“gengshuai”，yeshiyoudianmeng。
zhangqianyouxiezhuakuang：“zhiqiankanzhehaiyoudianxiaobailian，nijihuachengyigeyoudiancangsangde……yinghan？！”
zheijiushinannvshenmeidebutongle，linchuyanxianzaizhuanghoudezheizhong“cao”zaixiaomengyanliyijingshi“bianchou”le，danzaizhangqianzheizhongzhinandeyanliqueshilingyizhonggengfuhetashenmeideshuai。
qifenyishixianruleganga，linchuyanzheigeshizuoyongzhezhihaochulaidayuanchang：“zhangdao，yaobujiwonajiantuqidiandeyifushishi？buguaixiaomengjie，zheishiguaiwo。”
“怎么说？”
“douguaiwo，zhangdetaishuaile。”
“……”
huazhuangjianlidejigerentongshixianrulechenmo。