第3章
limizhidiyoushengdeyifankongsu。
tingdezaichangsuoyourenchengmujieshe！
taishangdeliuqingyuwangruigengshishensezhoubian。
tamenwanwanmeixiangdao，cengjingneigelannifubushangqiang，jiansheidouyaodiantouhayaodelimi。
rujinjingranganzheimeyingqidishuochuzheifanhua。
wangruimianfanlise，yishouzhizhelimidao：“xinglide！nibuyaozaizheixuekoupenren！”
“shuozheixie，niyoushenmezhengju？！”
limichixiaoyisheng：“zhengju？shizhengmingnigenliuqingyouran，liuqingzaojiujiaotaliangzhichuan，haishizhengmingniyijingbangtagaodaolesanxingjijiaoshizige？”
“yaoshiqianzhehaiyongdezhezhengmingma？qitalaoshisuiranpingshibushuoshenme，dantamenyanbuxia。”
“pingshinimenliangrenxiangchuruhe，yongdezhewoshuoma？”
wangruigenliuqingmianseyinchen，wenyan，liangrenbuyouzizhudizhuantoukanxiangqitalaoshi。
jiushitamenzheixiayishidejudong，gengshizuoshileliangrende**。
“zixuwuyou，wurenqingyu！”
wangruiyanzhongyunniangqishayi，ehenhendeningwangxianglimi，yeshizaijinggaolimibuyaozailuanshuo，xiaoxinrehuoshangshen。
limiduiyuwangruideweixie，genbenbuyulihui。
“zanmenzailaishuoshuowoxueshenglihutaishangshangrendeshiqing。”
“nimenzhikandaolewoxueshengxiashouhei，doukanbujianlihuyiruoshengqiang，beizhequanxiaodiyifeiwudemaming，dayingleqiangshutiancailiuwenchangdeshiqingshiba？”
“zaizheshuo，sheiguidingwudouzhizhong，bunengxiaheishou。”
“zheiyaoshishangleyaozuzhanchang，genneiqunchushengmenzhandou，nandaoweilelianmian，nengpaoqiyouyongdanbuhaokandeshouduan，renrenzaige？”
“yaonizheimeshuo，neitangmenneixieren，shouduankebilihuchushouheitaiduole。”
“niganzhanzaitangmenshanmenqian，matamenshouduanxiasanlanma？！”
limichuanyueqian，koushegongfujiuhenlede，chuanyueguolai，buzaihuzijidelaoshishenfen，jiaoxunqirenlai，jianzhijiushidaxueshengdiaodayoueryuan。
wangruibeiqidemuruehu，henbudezhijiechushoudasilimi。
liuqingzaiyipangzaojiukanshaleyan。
zheihaishitarenshideneigewonangfeima？zenmeturanbiandezheimeyajianzuili，nengyanshanbian？
“xiaozhang！zheisigongranwumiesixingjilaoshimingyu，haowushide，chukouchengzang，wangweirenshi！”
“woshenqingyulimijinxingjiaoshigongkaisai！”
“qinzichushoudaititafumu，titaxiuzhengpinxing！”
wangruimingshijiazizhong，shebudezishenzisunxingxianggenlimizhangkouduipen。
dangjigenlaoxiaozhangshenqingdao。
tazuishangmabuguo，shoushanghaidabuguozheifeiwuma？
【ding！fabuxianjieduanrenwu：xishuafeiwuzhiming，yiruoshengqiang，huodejiaoshizhanshengli。】
【renwujiangli：zhishengxianshipeijian——de。】
【de：rujiazhishengxianshi，xianglaiyidefuren，ruqiaojieduan：zunweirushan，jiaodaozidi，shibangongbei，xinyanghaoranqi，youzhuyulingwurujiashentong。】
【zhu：jiaodaodizisanqian，kejiefengjianren，huodechuqiaojieduan，yidefuren：shengrenzhijian，zhengshengu，duanpinxing，tisuzhi，jiangguiju，lidaoli，duixiedaozhongrenhuoxinhuaipocezhibei，jianjianbaoji。】
提示音的响起。
ranglimiganjuezijizhenggerendoubianle，jibeigengtingba，qizhigengcongrong，biexiaogengnanshou。
xiaozhangshigedafubianbian，daizheyuankuangyanjingdeheaidelaotou。
ciketacongxiaodongweizhishangzhanqishenlai，miansefuzadikanxianglimi。
“limi，nizijikongzhizhedian，zheilihaodaishixuexiao。”
xiaozhangweirenheshan，buhuishenmejiyanlise，zhihuihaoyanxiangquan。
limiqueshigenbenbulihuixiaozhang，“dayilinran”dikanxiangqijibaihuaidewangrui。
“你急什么。”
“还没完呢。”
“liuqing，wolijiadangnianyijiehunweimude，zengyunideneixieziyuan，nixianzaishibushigairushufenghaile？”
limishuozhe，haishifenyouqiyidiyongshouzhizhilezhitagenwangrui。
“nihaiyaobuyaolian，dangchuniqinshousongchuqudedongxi，zenmehaihaoyisiyaohuiqu？！”
“nihaishigenanrenma？”
liuqingmeixiangdaolimihuituranlaizheimeyishou，dunshiyilianyaneqiebiyidishuodao。
“zheigenwoyaobuyaolian，shibushinanrenyoushenmeguanxi。”
“zaishuole，woshibushinanrennizijibushitiyanguoma，nidangshikebushizheigetaidua。”
limiyibenzhengjingdeshuodao。
“nizhuzui！xiaozhang，wokanlimishishixinfengle，zheiyangderenjianjuebunengliuzaixuexiao，duhaixueshengmendexinling......”
liuqingzijibuzhanli，duirenmeidiqi，jiuxiangrangxiaozhangganjinbazheifengziganzou。
结果话才说一半。
“wodayingwangruidejiaoshiduizhan！danyougeqiantitiaojian。”
李密打断道。
wangruixianzaiyijingrenqinglimishigeshenmedexing，zheijiushilaoshirenbijile，kaishifenggoushibaofu。
zijibuhaoshou，yebuxiangrangbierenhaoshou。
duifuzheizhonghuose，tasixiayoudeshishouduan。
tapingfulexiaxinjing，shensebiandemorandao：“shuoshuokan，shenmetiaojian。”
“跟你有毛关系。”
limibaileyiyanzhongxinhuifugaogaozaishangzitaidewangrui，takanxiangliuqingdao：“niyaoxiangniqingrenchushoujiaoxunwo，jiunachudangchuwosongnideneixieziyuanshibeiliang，zuoweidudoutiaojian。”
“nigeshixinfengdejiahuo，nidangchusongwodeneixiedongxi，yaowoshibeihaini？”
liuqingyiliandebukeliyu。
limidangchusongtadedongxi，kedoushijiazhilianchengdebaobei，shenmehuolingzhu，**doutidan，wangbagangqilu......
zheixiedongxidoubeitayongdiaole。
xianzaibieshuoshibei，jiushiyijiandongxitadounabuchulai。
wangruilenglengkanzhe，taturanxiaole，xiaodegewaiyinsen：“dayingta。”
liuqingyizheng，youxieyuyanyouzhi。
“niyounidetiaojian，woyeyouwodetiaojian。”
“woyaoniyongminglaidu！”
jinrizhiru，wangruibixuyonglimideminglaixishua。
全场哗然。
jiusuanshiyiwangmianduizhuduobaiyan，yenenghouzhelianpidangzuowushifashengdelimibanxuesheng。
此刻也都炸了锅。
“woleigeguaiguaia，zanjialimishashihouzheimeshengmengle？yiduierhaiganyingqijiaobanjiusuanle，xianranjingranhaijirendushangmingle？woshizhenpatajianbudaomingtiandetaiyanga。”
“youguguai！shifenguguai，laolishibushidaogengnianqile，piqizheimeturanzheimebaole？”
“nimenbujuedezheiyangzidelibanhenshuaima？biyuanlaishuaiyiwanbeihaoba！”
shouguolimitihuguandingdexiaopangzilihu。
cikexiangshikandaishenrenyiyang，chongbaidezhushizhelimibeiying，zuilihaizaibuduandedigu：“dazhangfu，dangrushi！dangrushiye！”
“zheiyangba，zanmenqianshengsidou，buguangniwangrui。”
“daishangnidepoxie，wolimiyirenduinimenliangge！”
“yaoshibuxianghai，neijiurensizhaixiao！”
suoyourendouyiweilimiyingqidaotoule，mianduiduming，tazhishaohuituiyibu。
jieguolimigengshilailegezhongbangzhadan。
bujinduming，renhaiyouqianshengsidou，yirendaliangren！
yaozhidaoyongyousixingjijiaoshishenfendewangrui，naishiyimingroushen，qihai，jingshendouyijingzhujiyuanmandesijinghouqiwufu，zuishangangmengbaliedequanfayukuairuobenleideqiangshu，cengyouyirenshenruyaozubuluo，tumieyizhenggexiaobuzudehuihuangzhanji。
liuqingjiubuyongduoshuole，sanjingdianfeng，julisijingbuguoyibuzhiyao，yeshixuexiaodelaopaijiaoshi，shanshiyishoumeishuyufenjincuogushou，zhanlikepaixuexiaolaoshiqianshizhilie。
liangrenlianshou，fangyanzhenggexuexiao，haizhenzhaobuchurenheyiminglaoshinenggoukanghengde。
李密果真疯了！