第1章

“ai,zaohuanongrenna,sheinengxiangdao,nulidushushushinian,juranqutanjianbingle?”

shunanxian,xingzhendaduimenqian,yiweinianqingnanziyouxiexugankai。

nanzimingjiaochufan,gangcongjingxiaobiyemeiduojiu,zailaoshidetuijianxiaquwangleshunanxiandexingzhendadui。

chengweiyimingxingjingshitacongxiaodaodademengxiang,yuzuifandouzhidouyong,shengsibodou,baohuminzhong,zuoyiweiwumingyingxiong。

ranerlixianghenmeihao,xianshihengugan,ganglaijingjudiyitianjiushoudaoleshangjitongzhi,yaoqiuqudangbianyijingcha。

quwanghuaifuguangchangdexiaochijietanjianbing,jianshiyihuodaoqiefan。

duizheigeanpai,chufanfeichangbuman。

bushishuobianyijingchabuhao,chufanhenzunzhongyehenjingpei。

danzhuyaoshihetaxiangxiangzhongdexingjingshenghuowanquanbutong。

他更加喜欢硬碰硬。

suoyiduilideanpairangchufanhenshiyumen。

yushitalaidaoleduizhangdebangongshimenqian。

tayaokangyi!yaoqiubixujitahuangezhiwei!

zuihaoshineizhong,zhijieyitoumangjinqugendaitubodoudeneizhong。

“咚咚!”

“请进!”

chufantuikaimen,biankandaozhengzaimaitouchuliwenjiandezhongniannanren,toufaxixu,zhiyoumiaomiaojigen,tajiushichufandeduizhang,zhenghai!

“xiaochua,zenmele?”

zhenghaitaiqitou,jiandaolaizheshichufanhou,heaideshuodao。

chufanzhijieshuominglaiyi:“duizhang,woxianghuanyigeweizhi,wojuededangbianyibushihewoa!yiwozheishenjianzirou,bururangwochongzaizuiqianmian,woshibabanwuyiyangyangjingtong,daoshihouwulunneixiezuifanyouduolihai,wodouyiquanyige!”

zhenghaibiaoqingyijiuheaikeqin,ranhoucongchoutiliquchuleyibashouqiang,fangzaizhuoshang。

zhilezhishouqiang,chuolechuochufandejirou。

“一拳一个?”

chufanzixinmanmandeshenqingshunjianjiangzhu,ranhoujiandaozhenghaitanlekouqidao:

“xiaochua,shidaibianle!yaoxuehuibiantong!gejubuyaoneimexiao!nikeshibeiwomenfuyihouwangde,yinidenenglijianglaiqiantubuke**a!womenzenmehuirangnichongzaidiyixianni?”

“erqie,niyiweiqudangbianyijingchajiushikandinile?cuole!dacuotecuo!zheishiduiliduinidekaoyana!bianyijingchacaishizuiweimolianrende!”

“shifenkaoyannidedongchanengli,weizhuangnengli,shenzhihainengtishengdenixuexinengli……haochutaiduole,wojiubuyiyijulile,zhiqianmeishuo,shiyiweinihenconghuinenggoulingwu,buguoyemeishi,xianzaigennishuole,niyinggaiyenengmingbaiduiliduinideliangkuyongxinleba?”

“zheiciwojinianpaideshirangniquyuyiweilaoxingjingjiaojie,shiwodedeliganjiang,ganlejishinianle,jingyanjiqifengfu,nixiangxiang,ninenggoutixiatadezhiwei,womenduinidezhongshichengduziranbuyongduoshuole。”

“zheijianshiqingbuyongzaitiqile,xiwangninenggouhaohaobawozheicinandedejihui,huabuduoshuo,nixianqugangweiba,kebierangrenjiadengjiule,woyijinggentashuohaole,haohaogan,wokanhaoniyo!”

……

chufanyilianmengdezoulechulai。

内心有些凌乱。

zongganjuesihuyounalibuduijing,danshiyouganjueduizhangshuodesihumeiyoumaobing。

haoxiangshigebing,buqueding,zaikankan。

duizhangnongmeidayande,yishenzhengqi,yilianlaoshiyang,meibiyaoduitayigexiaoxiaodeshixishenghuabingba?

不能吧?

buguotayecongduizhangdehuayuzhongzhidaoleyigeguanjianxinxi,neijiushi,tabukenenghuangangweile,zhinenglaolaoshishidedangbianyiqule。

zixixiangxiang,tagangkaishishixi,zenmekenengjitaanpaiyixieweixiandeweizhiqu。

wanquanbunengfangxina!zhiyubianyijingchaweishaduilijiufangxinle,neishiyinweizheifangmianzaijingxiaodeshihoutachengjishidiyi,guanjianshitabazheifenrongyuxiedaolejianlilimian……

自作孽,不可活啊!

【ding!gongxisuzhujuexing“zuiqiangjingchaxitong”!】

【benxitongzhiliyujiangsuzhudazaochengweiyimingzuiqiangjingcha!zhiyaopoan、zhuabufanrendengxingwei,jiekehuodexitongbi!】

【xitongbikeyongyuchoujiang、duihuanshangpin、zengqiangtizhidengxingwei!】

【ding!jiancesuzhuhaiyouyifenxinshoudalibaoweilingqu,shifoulingqu?】

这是……?

系统!

楚凡面露狂喜。

kanleneimeduowangluoxiaoshuo,duiyuxitongzheiwanyitabingbumosheng,shenzhikeyishuofeichangshuxile。

“zuiqiangjingchaxitong”?yitingmingzijiushibigemanman!

“领取!领取!”

chufanpobujidaideshuodao。

kanzheyanqiandexitong,neixinbujinkaishilehuanxiang。

zuiqiangjingcha?neiyidingdeyouqiangjiandetipo,zhihuidedanao,kongbudezhenchanengliba?

xinshoudalibaohuishishenmeni?shibushizhijiejitajiangligejianglongshibazhanghaishitaijiquan?huozheshizhijiebanyanfuermosihuozhekenan?

zhishixiangxiang,chufanxinlijiumeizizide。

【gongxisuzhuhuodeyicimianfeichoujiangjihui!】

“抽奖抽奖!”

yigedalunpanchuxianzaichufanyanqian。

lunpanshangdejiangpinwuhuabamen。

xiang“shenjitipo”、“chaojidanao”、“manjiyongchun”dengdeng。

haodejiangpinyiyankanquyingjiebuxia。

chufandezuijiaodoukuailiedaotaiyangxuele。

taikuailele!hahahahaha!

【gongxisuzhu,huodejineng:“shenjijianbing”!】

“???”

chufanxiaorongshunjianshoulian,calecayanjing,fanfuquerenzijishibushikancuole。

zhengyan……biyan……zhengyan……biyan……

fanfujici,chufanmengle。

haizhenmeikancuo!juranzhendeshijianbing!

erbushishenmewugongmijihuozhedezhenchanengli!!

henkuai,yigunuanliujingguoletadequanshen。

guanyujianbingdeyiqiezuofadouchuxianzainaohaizhong。

tazheigejianbingbuzhishijianbing,baokuolejianbingguozi、zaliangjianbing、shouzhuabingdengdeng……

他都会做。

erqiezuodebuzhishibing,neixiepeiliaogaizenmenong、zenmenongzuihaochi、gaizenmejianshijianganghaotadouzhixiaodeyiqingerchu。

chufankanlekanzijideshuangshou。

ganjueyouxieshouyang,xinliyeyangyang,henbudeyanqianjiuyouyigemaijianbingdejianbingtanzi,rangtalaizuo。

shenzhitayouzhongganjue,takenengshengxialaijiushitanjianbingdeliaozi!

“不对不对!”

chufanganjinjiangzheigekongbudeniantoushuaichunaodai。

takeshiyaodangyimingzhengerbajingdexingjing,yaoyuzuiezuodouzhengdexingjing!!

buguochufangangjizijiguqi,jiuxiangdaolezuiqiangjingchaxitongjitachouchuleyigeshenjijianbingzheijianshi。

让楚凡无处吐槽。

weishajingchahaiyaohuizuojianbinga!nandaoshuohaiyaonajianbingchengsiduifang?

huozheshuonajianbinglaishenwenfanren?bulaoshijiaodaijiubujitachijianbing!

kao!xiangxianghuafengjiuyougouqiguaide!

zheirangchufanzhinengmomodeanweiziji。

kenengshizijiyunqicha,suoyimeiyouchoudaohaodongxi。

这次只是抽歪罢了!

erqiejianbingyetinghaode,zhishaozheicikeyiwanchengtadebianyirenwu。

嗯,挺好的!

chufanchechuleyigebikuhainankandexiaorong,wunaidechaozheduizhangsuofadeweizhi,huaifuguangchangdexiaochijie。

zheishineiminglaoxingjingtanweisuozaideweizhi。