第一章穿成**
wochuanchenglenanpinwenlidelvchanvpei。
zhiyouanzhaoxitongshedingdejuqing，shuochutedingtaici，dayadiguqidenanzhu，cainenghuode500wan。
renwutaici：xiaoyan，nichuledaihupenggouyoulaijialihejiu，nihaihuiganshenme？doujiwogun！
yushiwochuanzhediaodaishuiqun，guangzhejiaocongwoshizoujinketing，hongzheyandao：“gege，nimeitianjiuzhidaopeipengyou，doubupeiwo。”
xiaoyandepengyouhongzhelianyihongersan。
xitongzhejitixing：“suzhu，taicibushizheiyangdea！”
wo：wojiyilibuhao，jibuzhuzheimezhangdetaici。nijiushuo，xiaoyandehupenggouyougunmeigun？shibushituidongjuqingle？
xitongchiyipiankecaichusheng：“haoxiang......meimaobing！”
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wotangzaimoshengdewoshili，ketinglidehuanshengxiaoyuyizhenzhenzuanjinwodeermo。
xitongtixing：“suzhu，qingshuochurenwutaici‘xiaoyan，nichuledaihupenggouyoulaijialihejiu，nihaihuiganshenme？doujiwogun！’。”
没错，我穿书了。
yigexiaoshiqianwolaidaonanpinnixiwenshijie，nanzhuyiqiongerbaikaiju，zuihounixichengleruanjiangongsidezongcai，nvzhudeshedingzeshipeinanzhutongganku，gonghuannande“haogemen”，taxinggedadalielie，shibiaozhundenvhanzi。
erwodeshenfenshinanzhudechulian，haochilanzuo，jiansuankebo，aimuxurong，huaguangtasuoyoujixuhou，bangshanglefuerdai，yijiaochuaileta！
anzhaoxitongdehualaishuo，zhiyouwobuduandayaxiaoyan，rangxiaoyanhenwo，tacainenghuabeifenweidongli，zoushangrenshengdianfeng。
erwoyejianghuode500wanjiangli！
dangzhongbujinanpengyoumianzi，zaipengyoumianqiandananpengyoudelianshizaitaiquedele。
danweile500wan，wochongle！
yushi，wohuanshangxinggandiaodaishuiqun，guangzhejiebaidejiao，dakaiwoshidemen，qieshengshengdetanchuyigenaodai：“gege，nimeitianjiuzhidaopeipengyou，doubupeiwo。”
yiwuziderenshunjianshihua。
erzuozaiyuanzhuozhengzhongjiandexiaoyanyelengzhule。
tashangqiaodetaohuayanbuzirandeqingzha，lengjiaofenmingdelianshangyunkaiyimohongxia，ergenzizaozaojiuhongtoule。
tashouchongruojingdezhanqishen，huangmangcongxiejunachuyishuangfenhongsedetuoxiezoudaowoshenbiandunxia，“ningning，zenme**xie？dishangliang。”
kandaoxiaoyandechanei，wodexinkongzhibuzhudekuangtiaoqilai。
zheijiushixiaoshuonanzhuxiaoyan？
zhangxiangmeihuashuoyejiubale，tadeshengaokendingbuzhiyimiba，kuanjianzhaiyao，xiongkoudejiroukuaileifenming，yuanzhuzhenshitaibudongzhenxile！
jiuzaiwofuxianglianpiandeshihou，xitongbuheshiyidezaiwodeyishilichusheng，“suzhu，taicibushizheiyangdea！”
woyilianwugu：wojiyilibuhao，jibuzhuzheimezhangdetaici。fanzhengbatadehupenggouyouganzou，jiubusuanweibeijuqingduiba？
xitongfue：“haoxiang......meimaobing！”
“ningning。”xiaoyanhaidengzhebangwochuanxie。
我这才讪讪的抬脚。
xiaoyanminleminshuihongsedebochun，baoqiandekaikou：“woyiweinishuile，suoyimeijiaoni。”
kanguojuqinghou，wohennenglijiexiaoyan。
bannianqianxiaoyanyecengbatongshidaidaojialiqingzhuruanjianyanfachenggong，keyuanzhuchoumaletayidunhou，haibafanzhuoxianle。
zheijianshirangxiaoyanhenmeimianzi，dantabingbuguaiyuanzhu。
“meiguanxide。”woshuangshoupanshangxiaoyandegebo。
xiaoyanshenziyijiang，nanyizhixindekanzhewodeshuangshou。
“xiaoyan！nidaodixingbuxing？hegejiudoumomojiji，youlenvrenjiuwanglenigegewo！”haomaidenvshengcongqianfangchuanlai。
wochaoshengyuankanqu，shuyuxiaoyandezuoweipang，zuozheyigechuanzhezhongxingfengweiyidenvsheng。
tajiushixiaoshuodenvzhu——baichuchu。
“wobuhe。”xiaoyangancuililuodeshuodao。
baichuchubeijujuehou，wuguanmingxianniuquleyixia。
tadeshixianbiyidecongwodelianshanghuaguo，“ai，nanrenyoulenvpengyouhou，jiudebeiguandongguanxi，zhenkelian！”
“wocongxiaojiugennvshengbuduifu！tamenxihuanzhuixing、huazhuangpin，erwoxihuanguofangjunshi、jiqiren。”
“nimenyihouzhaoxifu，keyaodaidaowomianqianzhangzhangyan，jiaoqingdebunengyao！”
yiqunnanrenxiaomimidekanzhebaichuchu，youdebushuohua，youdediantougentaganbei。
wodeyanjiaochoulechou，zheiyenengdangnvzhu？
这明明是汉子茶啊！
“ningningjie，nibuhuishengqileba？wozheirenjiushizuijian，tamendouzhidaode。”baichuchutanlekouqi。
woyaoyaotou，“meishi，wobuguaini。”
baichuchusihumeixiangdaowohuizheimehuida，taxiangbeidiaozhekouqishangbuquxiabulai。
“gege，wopeini。”wotaiqiyan，kelianbabadewangzhexiaoyan。
xiaoyanxinmoudiyouxingguangzandong，talazhewodeshou，daiwozoudaozhuoqian。
tazaitagenbaichuchuzhongjiantianlegezuowei，rangwowanmeidejiangtalianggekai。
baichuchuyazhizhumeiyanjiandeliqi，yueguowojiangjiubeijudaoxiaoyanmianqian，“xiaoyan，nizhenbupeinixiongdiwohebeijiu？”
“bupei。”xiaoyanyoushigancuililuodejujue。
woyileng，xiaoyanjuranyoujujuebaichuchule！
kanlaizheibenshuli，xiaoyandesanguanmeimaobing。
“nizenmehuishia？nvrenyichulai，lianbeijiudoubupeixiongdihele。”huoxushizuile，yehuoxushijuedezaiwomianqiandiulelian，baichuchutengdezhanqilai。
tazoudaoxiaoyanshenhou，sichanlandadeyaorangxiaoyanpeitaheyibei。
“jinwanbixuhe！buhejiushikanbuqiwo，bujiwomianzi！”baichuchuzhuazhudexiaoyandeshouwan。
tadejiubeidoukuaichuzaixiaoyandelianshang。
jigetongshidoujuedebaichuchudedongjingyouxieda，changmiandounaojiangle。
woshunshidaozaixiaoyandehuaili，“gegebudebuhejiuma？wohaoxintenggegee。”
xiaoyandeshixianpiexiangyipang，wenroudelianseyibian，lianheidejianzhiyaodichumolai。
taxiahanxianjinbengzhe，mengdishuaikaibaichuchudeshou，“wobuhe，nihaiyaowoshuojibian？”
baichuchubeixiaoyandelidaojishuaidexianghouliejulejibu，dunshijiuxingle。
jigetongshifuzhebaichuchu，dangqileheshilao，“xiaoyan，nibiegenbaichuchujijiao，tahezuile。”
“suanle！jiuyijinghele，womenzouba！”
“shia，shihoubuzaole。”
baichuchudeyanleizaiyankuangdazhuan，taguzhidewangzhexiaoyan，“bu！wohaimeihehao，wobuzou！”
ketongshicaibuguanbaichuchudeyiyuan，zhijiejiangtazhuaizou。
baichuchuzoudaomenkoushi，zuilihaizaitaotao：“nvrenjiushimafan！woyaoshiyounanpengyou，kendingbuhuixianzhitadeziyou，fangaitahejiu。”
“shishishi......”tongshifuyandeyinghe。
renzouhou，wogenxiaoyansimuxiangdui。