第1章

“叮咚~叮咚~”

suizhewumendakai,yingmianerlaibansuizheyizhendandandexiangfeng,kaimendeshigeershisansisuishenduangaotiaodenianqing**,liuzheganghaoguoerdeduanfa,meimuruhua,chunhongchibai。

shenchuanyijianmibaiseshuiqun,chendiandiandeshuoguozhanzhanweiwei,yaozhixianxi,qunbaixiayishuang**bizhidexiaotuibujianyisixiaci,ganliandeqizhizhongyoutouluzhexiexuwumeidefengqing。

tashilinmiaoxi,xujingxiandelaopo,zaijingxiangxinwendangjizhe,fuqinlinshixunshiyijiashipingongsidehuizhang,gendaxiangjituanzhanqindaigu,zheiyeshigongsinengfazhanqilaideyuanyin。

kanzhezheiruhuasiyudexiaosaozi,xujingwenxinyangnannai,anmazijineiyisidexiongzhang,nenggouxiangshouzheidengqirenzhifuzhenshixianmusirenle!

niantouyishanerguo,xujingwendandanyixiao,zijizaixiaxiangshenmeni?xianzaijianchaguandeshenfen,baokuozheiweimeinvsaozidouyijingshitadele,yinweitaxianzaijiushi‘xujingxian’!

“ouba,nikanshenmeni。”

beixujingxianyizhidingzhe,linmiaoxiwaitougouqizuijiao,shentailvexianqiaopidewendao,turantayuguangzhuyidaoxujingxianbaozhaqilaideshuangshou,dunshijingdehuarongshise:“ya,oubanideshouzenmele!”

fuqiliangganqingxianranweichidehenhao。

“womeishi,ganggangzhuazeideshihoushouledianxiaoshangeryi,xianjinquzaishuoba。”

xujingxianweiweiyixiao,shentaiziruodeshenchuyizhishoulanzhutajinwu,lingyizhishoushouqiyusanguanmen。

shoushangdeshangkoubingbushen,zhuyaoshiquxiaolegedu,tayuanyidehuamingzaojiunengchaibengdai。

jinmenhoulinmiaoxirengbufangxin,yangtoucuzhexiumeiguanqiedao:“oubanizhendemeishima?”

“dangranshizhende,wozenmehuipianni?woquxiediandongxi,yihuierzailaipeini,miaoxinixiankandianshiba。”xujingxianyuqiwenhedeshuoleyiju,ranhousongkaitawangloushangzouqu。

kanzhexujingxianshangloudebeiying,linmiaoxiyuandijifanyuyanyouzhi,tazongganjuezijizhangfujinwanguaiguaide,nandaoshishoushangdeyuanyinma?

suirangangchuanyuebujiu,danxujingxianduifangzidebujujiyibingbumosheng,qingsongjiuzhaodaoleshufang。

jinshufanghouxujingxianlikefanzhaoqilai,jiyizhongtahaodagecongzhongxueshiqijiuyouxierijidexiguan,zhiyaonengzhaodaorijibenjiunengkaolimiandexinxirangtashuxizheigeshenfen!

dantazaishufanglifanzhaoleyiquanyemeizhaodaorijiben,zuizhongbamuguangfangzaileqiangjiaodebaoxianjushang,zhiyouzheigedifangmeizhaoguo,dantabuzhidaomima,suoyinajuziwukenaihe!

“妈的。”

xujingwenyouxiewulidedishengmaleyiju,yi**zaishuzhuohouzuoxia,rijieryi,xielexieshenmejianbuderendedongxihaiyaosuoqilai,changkaishenyemeineimejinshenba。

“咚咚咚!”

qiaomenshengxiangqi,suijilinmiaoxibiantuimenerrushuodao:“ouba,womengaixiuxilee。”

heganggangxiangbi,ta**detuishangduoleshuangbobodeheise**,gengxiandefengqingwanzhong。

yijingpikuidaijiajinrubeizhanzhuangtai。

“nixianshuiba,wohaiyoudianshini。”xujingxianmianqiangjichugexiaorong,duitabailebaishou。

tazhunbeizaishishibaoxianjudemima。

linmiaoxibuyuedezhouzhoumei,danshihenkuaiyouhuifuzhengchang,lianbuqingyizouleguoqu,yibianwanyaobaganggangsanluozaidishangdeshujianqilai。

xujingxianjianzhuanglianmangqishenshuodao:“wozijishoushijiuxingle,nizaoxiequxiuxiba。”

“ouba~”linmiaoxihanleyisheng,pujintahuailishuangshougouzhutadebozi,toushenguoquhetaliantiezhelian,mianseweihongdecoudaotaerbiantuqirulanshuodao:“ouba,abahaidengzhebaosunzini,womendouhaojiumeizuoguole。”