“like、xianzai、mashang，banimenshouzhongdeneixie《gaodengshuxue》、《xianxingdaishu》doujiwosidiao！”
“nimenfumuhuazhexuehanqiansongnimenlaizheilishangke，bushiweilerangnimenzaizheilikanzheixiewanwusangzhidedongxi！！”
jiangtaizhishang，yimingdaizheyanjingdemeinvlaoshi，
hentiebuchenggangdikanzhetaixiadexuesheng，
taqingxujidong，shanluanqifu。
“quannianjixiuxingjindudaoshudiyi，quannianjishangbanxueqituanzhanchengjidaoshudiyi，shangbanxueqigerenzhanchengjidaoshudiyi，zheijiushinimenyinianjierbanhuodede‘shurong’，zhenlihaia，nimen！”
“wolewanyijiumeiyoujianguobinimenhaichadeban！！”
lewanyifennudishuozhe，tongshijiangshouzhongdechengjidanshuaizailejiangtaizhishang。
“砰！”的一声，
shimudejiangtaijingranbeitayongzhishuaichuleyidaoliehen，
juliedezhaxiangrangjiangtaixiadexueshenggengjiabugandong。
“meibiyao，wanyi。meibiyaoduihaizimenzheimekekeba。”
yipangmingjiaoyerandenanlaoshidazheyuanchang，huanheyixiaqifen，
raner，zhengzaiqitoushangdelewanyibingmeiyoulingqing，ershizhijiekaishiduizheyerankaihuo，
“shuoleduoshaobianle，gongzuodeshihouyaochengzhiwu！！”
lewanyidengleyeranyiyan：
“yelaoshi，nishenweiyinianjierbande**banzhuren，zheigebandechengjichengzheigeyangzi，nizhanhendadezeren。”
lewanyidunledun，youyulepianke，haishishuolechulai:
“xiaodonghuijintiangenwotanpaile，ruguoxiagexueqizheigebandechengjizaitishengbushanglai，woyebaobuzhunile，nihaoziweizhi。”
zuihou，lewanyiyilianlengmodilikaileyinianerban。
beizhiyequnbaoguozhudemeimiaoshenyingzhujianxiaoshizailejiaoshimenkou，
yerankanzhelewanyiliqudebeiyingyouyixiewunai，
jiujingshinagewangbadanbalewanyidiaodaozijinianjidangjiaodaozhurende？
moyudeshenxianriziquanbeihuile！
叶然是个穿越者，
shangyishihaizaixinxinkukuweizibenjiadangniuzuomadetayiwaicusi，zhijiechuanyuedaolezheigeshijie。
zheigeshijieshiyigeyinengjuexingdegaowushijie，
zheifangshijiebuliuxingwenhuakexue，
suoyourendoukeyixiuxing，yiwuliweizun，
zheilibujinyouxiantiandeyinengjuexingzhe，yeyoushijiachuanchengzhe。
yinengjuexingdengjifenwei：f、e、d、c、b、a、s、ss、sss、x，
shilijibiehuafenweiheitie、huangtong、baiyin、huangjin、baijin、feicui、zuanshi，
zuanshizhishang，jieweichaofan，
chaofanzhewufazaiyongchanglihengliangdengjidegaodi，
zhinengyongcuicheng、tuguo、mieshilaixingronggetiwulideweixiexingdaxiao。
eryeranchuanyuedeshenfenzhengshilongguomingmenwangzuyejiajiazhudexiaoerzi，
suiranzijichuanyuedezheifuqutimeiyoushenmexiuxingtianfu。
napashikaozheyejiahailiangdeziyuanhedingji***chuancheng，
yejinjinxiudaolebaiyinjie。
danqianshenhaishizaichengniandeshihou，pingjieyejiaxiaoshizideshenfenbeianpaidaolemodougaowuxueyuandangyiminglaoshi，
modougaowuxueyuanshilongguozhumingdegaowuxueyuan，
zaizheigexuexiaorenjiaodelaoshi，wulunshifuliziyuanhaishishehuidiweidougaodelipu，hainengmeiyuecongyejiahuodeyibibufeideshenghuofei，
zhongshenghoudeyeranziranzaimanyibuguole，
danshizheiyiqiedehaorizidouzaixuexiaogaizhizhihouwanquanpomiele，
modougaowuxueyuanweiletishengxuexiaopaiming，kaishiduizhenggedayinianjidadaokuofudegaige，
congcidayixinshengzaiyemeiyousanmanziyoudedaxueshenghuo。
youdezhiyoujiaoshi，sushe，cesuo，sandianyixiandexianxingyundong。
meitiandoucongzaodukaishi，wanzixijieshu，
kaoheyecongbenlaizhiyouyinianyicidedaan，gaichengleyiyueyixiaokao，bannianyidakao。
bujinkaoxiuxingjindu，haiyaokaoshizhan，
shizhanlimianhaifentuanzhan、gerenzhan......
bukuazhangdeshuo，zheirangyerandouhuixiangqilezijidangnianzaishanhesishengshanggaozhongdebeicanjingli。
zheixiekaohebujinrangxueshengjiaokubudie，
gengweiguofendeshi，laoshiyeyaojinxingkpikaohe，
fanshikaohebuhegedejiaoshi，jianghuizhujianxiadiaojibie。
yerandezhengshijiaoshishenfenjiushizaizheicankuhuanjingdeyibuyibucanshizhixia，
变成助教的，
zaizheimexiaqu，kenengzhendejiuyaochengweimodougaowuxueyuandiyigebeicituidejiaoshile。
erzuizuirangrenjieshoubuledeshi，
zijiyejiaxiaoshaoyedeshenfengenbenbaobuzhuzijizheigegangwei，
yuanyinwuta，jiushiyinweidayidenianjizhurenshilewanyi，
lewanyiqueshiyejiadangchujiyerandinghaodewawaqin，
tongweimingmendazu，lejiadexiaogongzhu，
nianjiqingqingshiliyijingtupobaijin，beilejialaozuzongqindiandejiebanren，
suiranyinweiqianshendexiuxingtianfuguocha，erlewanyiyouguoyuyaoyan，daozhizheimenwawaqinliangjiadouxianghubuzaitiqi，
danshizhongjiushiyouguozheihuishi。
keyishuozhenggemozugaowuxueyuansheikaichuyeran，yejiadouyaoquzhaozhaochangzi，
danduduzailewanyishoushangcituiyeran，
gujiyejiazhinengpeixiaozhihou，fanguolaimayeranmeichuxi。
这tm叫什么事？
zhongshengbeitongyangxisaodichumen？
kezijizhangdehaitingyingjunde，bingbuxiangwaizuilongwanga.....
叶然越想越郁闷，
tashizaiyouxienanyixiangxiang，
yizheiyangdezitai“ronggui”yejiahuishoudaohedengdedaiyu.....
youshihouyerandouyouxiehuaiyizijideqianshenshibeizheicankudexianshibimeide。
danshixianzaibingbushiyumendeshihou，dangwuzhijihaishiyaobazijizheigeshenxianzhiweibaozhu，
yeranshoushihaoxinqing，luchuzhiyexiaorong：
“tongxuemen.....”
gangxiangshuodianshenmelaijilizijidexuesheng，danshitaixiadejingxiangrangyeranchenmo。
taixiagangganghaibeilewanyizhenshedesesefadoudexueshengmen，
cishicikeyouzaicinachule《xianxingdaishu》《gaodengshuxue》dengzazhikaishijinjinyouweidekanleqilai，
shenzhiyourennachule《wuniangaokaosannianmoni》zheizhongdanibudaodeyuleqikanfengkuangzuoti，
sihaomeiyoubazijizheigebanzhurenfangzaiyanli，
cishicike，yeranturanjuxianghuakandaolexiumu.....
kandaozheiyimudeyeran，neixinyouxiewuyu，
自作孽不可活，
qianshenzhangzheshiyejiashaoyedeshenfen，
zixinmodougaowuxueyuanbugankaichuziji，fengkuangmoyu，
jieguojiuhuanlaiquzheiyangyigequannianjizuichadebanjidangbanzhuren，
xiangyaokaozheigebanjixianyufanshen，baozhuzijideshenxianzhiwei。
叶然一时间觉得，
youzheijingliburuzhuomozenmexieyifengdongqingdejiashugandonggandongzijiqinaidefuqin，shuobudingnengrangzijihuijiashaoshoudianzui。
jiuzaiyeranyijingzainaozhonggousiroumadekaitouzhishi，
naohaizhizhongxiangqileyidaobinglengdeshengyin：
【ding！mingshixitongyijingjuexing，shifouxuanzejieshou？】