第3章
kungeniuleniubozi，yuandiqitiaozaikongzhongdanlejixiatui：“suruolin，nixianzaiyoulianggexuanze，yaomelikehaiqian，yaomegenwomenzoujinianpaigongzuohaiqian，xuanba！”
nvxueshengzhidaokungedengrenshiganshade，tayigedouxuanbule，zhinengshizhuanshenjiupao。
tapaolaidefangxiangzhenghaoshimengfeizheibian。
erqiejiudangtapaoguomengfeishenbianshi，haihaoqiaobuqiaodeganghaoweilejiao，zhijiejiuzaidaolemengfeidehuaili。
mengfeishenchushouzhang，paizaizijietoushang。
“wanle，tanshangshierle！”
yihuangmaogedezhishang，shibukenengkandechulaizheigejiechushiyiwaide。
nvxueshengjinjinzhuazhumengfeideshoubei，xiangshizhuazhuleyigenjiumingdaocao：“jiu......jiuwo！”
mengfeiditoukanzheletayiyan，yanshenzhongdunshishanguoyisijingya。
xiaoguniangdechuanzhesuiranposu，quehenganjing，xiaolianhenbaihenmei，daizheyigeheikuangdeyanjing，shineizhongtutudehaokan。
genjutiangoudezhuanyeyanguang，zheinvshengshaoyidabanjiuhuishigenvshenjidemeinv。
zaijiashangtalianhuangmaogedeqiandouganjie，xinjiyeshibunengdide，zheinvdehenyoujihuichengzhangweiyouzhilvchaa！
“xitong，kuaijianceyixia”
【ding！chenggongjiancenvshenjiaose，shenruolin：meilizhi？？？（weizhi），haogandu？？？（weizhi），gonglvejiangli（weizhi）！】
mengfeitiaolexiamei，zheihaishitayongyouxitongyilai，diyiciyudaosaomiaobuchuxinxideshenmijiaose。
“那她能舔吗？”
xitongdarenmeishuohua，sihuyeshiyinweiduifangdebukesaomiao，daozhikajile！
“xiaozi，niyaoduoguanxianshishiba？”
yigexiaohuangmaozouleguolai，renhaiweidao，shangshenjiu**le。
shougulinxundeshencaishang，chuxianyigezhengningkepadelanyangyangwenshen。
mengfei：“......”
挺无语的。
zheiniantoudeshehuiren，zhendeshiyiyannanjin！
chulaihunbudainaoziyejiusuanle，wenshenyeshibieyangdegexing。
danfanwengehongtailang，mengfeiyejiurenle，jueduibushuoerhua，diaotoujiuzou。
zheitamadewengelanyangyangsuanshenme？
tashitiangou，youbushilubiandeyegou，sheixiangchuaijiunengchuaiyijiaode！
chenmolejimiaozhong，mengfeiyaotoutanqidao：“ninengzhudonglaigenfeishudazhaohu，feishuhenkaixin，dannideyuqifeishubuxihuan。”
“吆喝！”
kungeyitingzheimexiaozhangdehuayu，shengyindouranbagao，shuaileshuailiuhai，mizheyanzouleguolai。
“xiaozi，nianqingrenshuohuabuyaotaiqisheng！”
mengfeiqingmieyixiao：“buqisheng？buqishengneihaishinianqingrenma？”
“kungeshiba，wozhishiyigechizaocandeluren，ruguogexiazhiyinaocan，neimengmouyelvedongyixiequanjiao。”
这不是吹牛！
zongshijiwudaolingwu，zheishimengfeizaixinshoudalibaozhongchoudaode。
duoniandewangluochonglang，yirangtachenggongxuehuihunyuantaijiquan、panhongwoxinjiaoyijiliangfenbanquan！
“草！”
“haokuangdexiaozi，wowukunquandahenanjinglaoyuan，jiaotihebeiyoueryuan，weizhenhuaxia！”
“tianxiahuangmaowenwomingwubusangdan，jinrijingyunizheikuangtu！”
wukuntaishoubaoquandao“natoumingzhuanglai，womenjifenshengfu，yejueshengsi！”
“好样的！”
“有精神！”
“没丢份！”
zhongxiaodifengkuangweidagedianzan，yilianjingyang。
mengfeirenbuzhuxiaodao：“qifengduishou，jiangyuliangcai，wozhidaonihenji，dannixianbieji，biwuqiandeshishengsizhuang，bushitoumingzhuang！”
wukunlenglexia，youzuiyingshuo：“shengsizhuangyongwanle，nibuyuanyongtoumingzhuangdehua，worangxiaodipaidouyindaiti！”
“记录美好生活！”
mengfeihengdao：“zheiyenengsuan？”
wukunniunieleyixia：“zenmebusuanni？”
“neijiubiefeihuale，wodequantouyijingjienannaile！”
tingdaomengfeidehua，wukunyeshilengxiaolianlian，chouxiaozibuzhangyan，jurangangentajuedou，jianzhishimaokengpangbiandadipu——lishibuyuanle！
neibianhuangmaoxiaodimiaokaizhibo，jiangjingtouduizhunlekungehemengfei。
wukun：“jiarenmen，womenlianggeshigongpingjuedou！”
mengfei：“ai，duiduidui！”
wukun：“sheibaojingsheishisunzi！”
孟飞：“可以！”
huayinluoxia，pangbiandianpuqiashixiangqiledjyinle。
“jianghuyixiaolangtaotao，hongchenjinwangle。”
“juwangyi，hezuyandao，cangtianyixiaoxiaobulao......”
jinghaideyinleshengzhong，guanzhandexiaohuangmaohaiqingbuzijindegensuijiezoutiaoqileshehuiyao。
孟飞看的瞠目结舌。
我惹你妈！
zheishinashibiwu，fenmingshigawu！
gaibuhuizheikungeyihuihaiyaoshichuchuanshuozhongde《zijinzhidian》ba！
嗯？
有破绽！
龙卷风摧毁停车场！
wukunyishengdajiao，jianbuxiangqianchongci，erhouxuanzhuantiaoyue，jugaolinxiaxiangmengfeichuailai。
tazheiyijiaoyoudoudouxiedefumo。
mengfeisihaobugandayi，youjiaohoutuiyibu，zuotuixuli。
modi，xiangqianshangfangtichu，zhitixiangwukunshoudexinkou，zhengshichuanshuozhongdejueji——woxinjiao！
wukunyekanchuzheiyijiaofeitongxiaoke，dangjibianzhao！
乌鸦坐飞机！
mengfeiyejinsuiqihou，shoujiaozhihou，wenzhamabu，youjianqianding！
铁山靠！
jiangongjishixiao，wukunzaiciyishengdahou：“liuxing！liandashan！”
mengfeibuhuangbumang，shentiruchudianbanchouchuqilai：“shandian！wulianbian！”
weiguandelurendoukanshale，muguangdaizhi，tongkonghuansan，naoguaziwengwengde。
“tamenshizaibiaoyanma？”
“budui，nikantamendegongjizhaozhaohenla，haiyoupokongzhisheng，gongfuguoranshisharenji！”
liangrenyuedayuehai，sheiyepobulezhao！
danjianzhouweidelurenyuejuyueduo，shenruolinzhongyurenbuzhule，chongdaoleliangrenzhijian。
“zhushou，nimenzhushou，buyaozaidalela~”
jianzhuang，liangrenzhihaoshouzhao。
fenkaihou，wukunbusanjiashi，huanhuanxiangyouyibu。
tawukunziyouxiwu，ershiniandegongfu，yiquanxiaquerbaijinyingguodalishidoudangbuzhu！
meixiangdaojuranyourennengzhengmianjietazheimeduozhao！
mengfeitongyangjiezoudemaidongbufa。
wanwanmeixiangdaozheigejiaowukundexiaohuangmao，juranhuiyouzheimehaodegongfu！
tanandaoshiwanzhongwuyidejueshitiancai？
liangrenjiuzheimeweizheshenruolinraolesanquan，huranjiaobutongshiyidun。
wukunyanshenningzhong：“xiongdi，zheimehaodegongfu，buquzhengjiudiqiu，weiheyaozaizheiduoguanxianshier？”
mengfeizaiciwuyudao：“nidenaozishixiaoshihoubeidijiajiezoulema，yidianerrenhuatingbudong？”
“wojiuyigechizaocandeluren，hezheigenvxueshengburenshi！”