“zheiyangba，wojinikaidiantishendeyao，fuyonghou，nengrangnidexinqingbiandeyuyue。”
“lingwai，zheiben《weixiaomianduishenghuodeweixian》shiwozuijinxinchudeyibenshu，xiangxinyenengbangdaoni，kanzainishiwojintiandiyiweihuanzhedefenshang，fuwobanjiajiuxing。”
kandaojiaguiyilianchuandesaocaozuo，guyuandunshimudengkoudai。
xiajibakaiyaojiusuanle，hai**maishangshule？
zheilaodeng，zhenshishachuangca**，jiwolouyishoua！
erwuyouyeyouxiemengle，mangrandijieguoduifangsaijitadeshu，benxiangshuodianshenme，danhuadaozuibian，queyoumeiyongqishuochukou，zhinengyoubahuayanlehuiqu。
zuijiaomianqiangjichuyigexiaorong：“xiexiejiazhuanjia。”
jiaguilianshangguazhegongshihuadeweixiao，shuodao：“bukeqi，wuxiansheng，zhunizaorikangfu。”
wuyoutanlekouqi，youxieshiluodizhuanshenlikai。
jiuzaizheishi，guyuanturanqishenjiaozhuleta。
“吴先生！”
wuyouyihuodihuitoukanleguyuanyiyan：“zheiweiyisheng，qingwenhaiyoushenmeshima？”
guyuanxiaodao：“jiaowoguyuanjiuxing，wozhisuoyijiaozhuni，shiyinweiwoduinidebingqingyoubutongdekanfa。”
wuyoumengle：“butongde…kanfa？”
guyuandianlediantou：“shide，worenweiwuxianshengni…”
“根本就没病！”
“worenweiwuxianshengnigenbenjiumeibing！”
guyuancihuayichu，bujinwuyoumengle，zhibojiandeshuiyoumenyemengle。
shenzhijiulianjiaguidouyilianzhenjing，bumingbaiguyuanhaoduanduandechoushenmefeng？
erjingtouwaidecaowanwugengshiqideyaoyaqiechi，zheigeguyuan，tacunxinjijiazhuanjiadaoluanshiba？
tagangxiangjinggaoguyuan，rangtashaojizijijiaxi，quebeidaoyanjilanzhule。
daoyanxiaodao：“caoyuanzhang，nixianbieshengqi，zheikeshishanghaodejiemuxiaoguo，youchongtu，zanmenjiemudereducaiyoudezhangma。”
caowanwutinghouzheicaizuoba。
guobuqiran，beiguyuanzheimeyinao，zhibojianderenshuzhijieyuanxiandeshiwanrenbiaoshengzhiershiwan！
弹幕直接刷到飞起。
“tingshuozheiliyourenzhiyijiazhuanjia？woxiaole。”
“慕名前来观猴！”
“youmeiyoudalaojikepuyixia，zheigexinggudeganmade？tayoushenmeshilipengcijiazhuanjia？”
suiji，guyuandegezhongheilishijiubeibalechulai。
guyuan，xinlixueboshi，yinweihaopinglvgaoda0%，cengbeishiqijiaxinliyiyuancitui。
beizhongshengxinliyiyuanshouliuhou，yiranfengcaibujian，pingjiezijidenuli，lianxuliugeyuebeipingwei“zuibushouhuanyingdeyisheng”。
yinci，youbeiyeneirenshichengzhiwei“gudacongming”。
dangguyuandegexiangxinxibeigongkaizhihou，zhibojiandunshixiaofanletian。
“hhhhh，zhenshixiaosirenle！haoyigegudacongming！”
“jiuzhei？yepeijiaobanjiazhuanjia？xiangchumingxiangfengleba？”
“daigeshazizhibo，momoxintengjiazhuanjiayibo…”
dangkandaozhibojianliqingyiseweihuzijideshengyin，jiaguineixindunshixiaokailehua。
kanxiangguyuandeyanshenyufadechaonongle。
kanlai，xuanzheigefeiwujizijidangzhuli，guoranxuanduile。
youtazai，ziji“xinlixueshenyi”derenshesuanshiwenrutaishanle。
“kanlaiguyishengduiwuxianshengdebingqingyoudutedejianjiea，bufangshuolaitingting。”jiaguixiaohehedikanxiangguyuan。
guyuanmeilihuiduifang，ershiyilianpingjingdikanzhewuyoushuodao：“wuxiansheng，xingongsizhisuoyirangnigandaoyayi，shiyinwei…”
“nishenbianxiaorenhuanrao！”
“噗——”
zheihuayichu，zhengzaihechadejiaguizhijiepenlechulai，kanguyuandeyanshenchedigenkanshazimeiqubiele。
erzhibojianyezaicifeiteng。
“shentmxiaorenhuanrao！woyiweitanengyoushagaolunni，jieguotahaijiwozhengshangfengjianmixinle？”
“haha，nimenzhuyidaojiazhuanjiaganggangdeyanshenlema？zhenshixiaosiwole？”
“jiazhuanjia：daibudongdaibudong…”