“会开车吗?”
yexiaochouleyanzhanghengshouzhongdefalalicheyaochi，wendao。
“hui，hui……gaokaojieshuhou，wojiukaolejiazhao!”
张恒点头如捣蒜。
haihaotagaozhongyibiyejiuqukaolejiazhao，fouzejintianjiuwufaqinziqudalianqingdile。
“cheyaochiyijingjinile，yaoganshanizijiquba!”
yexiaochaozhanghengbaibaishou，rangtazijiqufahuizhaohuichangzi。
zhuangbidalianzheizhongjiandanshiqing，jiubuyongyifuchumaleba!
“yifu，wo……wo……haishiyifupeiwoyiqiquba!”
“wochuchujianghu，haixuyaoyifubaojiahuhanghechengyaoa!”
zhanghengtuntuntutu，qingqiuyifuchuma，weitachengyao。
dangguanletiangou，taxintaiyishihaizhuanbianbuguolai，zhendanxinzaiqingdiheqiannvshenmianqianluolexiafeng。
“瞧你那怂样!”
“balebale……sheirangwoshiniyifuni!”
yexiaoyaoyaotou，juedingpeizheigebuchengqideyizizouyitang。
“yifuduiwoenzhongrushan，hengbibuganwangjinrizhien!”
“rihoubuguanshishangdaoshan，xiahuohai，zhiyaoyifuyijuhua，wozhanghengbifutangdaohuo，zaisuobuci……”
zhanghengjidongdao，buyaoqiandemapineishiyidunkuangpai。
tayebushibudongshiderener!
yifulianjibaiwandefalalizuojiadounachulaile，qingxujiazhibixujidaozua!
buxiangneixielvchaxiannv，fanyechile，liwuyeshoule，queshimeiyoubandianfankui。
真是让人丁寒啊!
“dazhudazhu，mapichabuduojiudele……”
yexiaozhizhilezhanghengjixushuoxiaqu。
zhanghengbenshiyigedongbeihanzi，zuipizineishilihaidehen，haitianshengzidaiyoumoxibao。
ruoshibuzhizhi，tanengmeiwanmeiledi“pai”xiaqu。
qishi，nengkaojinhangchengchuanmeixueyuan，shuomingzhanghenghaisuanyouxiu，bingmeiyouchuxingyaoshuodeneimebukan。
zhiyaotabudangtiangou，haishikeyizhengjiuyixiade。
“好嘞!”
“听义父的!”
liangrenhuixinyixiao，bingjianchaozhefalalipaochezouqu。
……
cishi，weizaineiliangfalalichaopaopangbiandexueshengyuejuyueduole。
youqishi，yanqianzheiyiliangfalalichaopaoshifenxuankulafeng，bingbushiputongdefalalichexing。
“zheiliangshifalalif8ba?taishuaitailafengle!”
“nizhidaoshenme?zheiliangkebushifalalif8，ershiganggangmianshimeiduojiudefalalisf90，muqianquanguohaibuchaoguowuliang。”
“wocao，woyongshoujichaleyixia，zheilianghaizhenshifalalisf90。”
“chuchangjiajiuchaoguolewubaiwan，dingpeigengshiyaobajiubaiwana!”
“wocao!zanmenxuexiaohaiyouzheizhongchaojifuerdai?”
“daodishisheijiadegongzi，jingranyuwotongchuang，mouyuanbaiweiyifu!”
“yishengyifu，rangwozuofujiayeyuanyi!”
“paidui，woyifuyeshinikeyiluanjiaode?”
“buhaoshuo，buhaoshuo，youkenengshixiaowaidefuerdai，kaifalalilaixuexiaopaoniude。”
……
zhongduoxueshengweizhefalalisf90yilunfenfen，shentaizhongchongmanlezhenjing，jiduhexianmu。
shenzhi，yijingyounantongxueyuanyidangchangbaiyifule。
suiranzheiniantoudouyinshangyijingrenjunyiliangfalalile，danshinengzaixianxiaxiaoyuanzhongqinyanjiandaodefalaliqueshibuduo。
genghekuang，zheihaishiyiliangjiweihanjiandefalalisf90。
buguo，jiusuanshifuerdaixuesheng，yibanyebuhuirucigaodiaodijiangfalalikaidaoxuexiao。
daoshijingchangyouxiaowaidefuerdai，kaizhehaochelaichuanmeixueyuanbameipaoniu。
那些男生心中恨啊!
tamenchuanmeixueyuandehaobaicai，doubeiwaimiandezhujigongle。
ruoshitongxiaodegongzijiubale，bijinghaiyoubaiweiyifudeyixianjihui。
“zhenshifalalisf90，zheicheshenxiantiao，zheichetou，zheilungu，zheipigu……jianzhitaizhaliele!”
“zheiliangchaojipaochehaishidiyicichuxianzaiwomenchuanmeixueyuan，kuaibangwopaizhaoheying!”
yigeheisixingganxuejiezhanzaifalalipaochemianqian，jiaochazhedazhangtui，baichugezhongqiantuhouqiaodezishi，kakayizhenfengkuangpaizhao。
pangbianguangshijitapaishederen，jiuyouliangsange。
“zheishiwangluoxinwenyuchuanbozhuanyededasanxuejiezhouwanyi，tahaishiyigeyongyoubaiwanfensidewanghong，zoudeshichunyufengluxian!”
“falalisf90taiyoumeilile，lianwanghongxuejiedoudidangbuzhu!”
“xiangchemeinv，benjiushizuidadeliuliangmima!”
……
xingganxuejiezaifalalimianqianbaipaigezhongzishi，xiyinlegengduoxueshengweiguanyilun。
xiangchehemeinvwangwangshizuixiyinrenyanqiude，zhiyaozhanjuyiyang，jiunengxiyinliuliang，genghekuangzheiliangzhetongshichuxian。
“yifu……shizhouwanyixuejiezaifalalimianqianbaipai，zenmeban，zenmeban?”
“womenyaobuyaoguoqu?wohaojinzhang，haojidonga!”
zhanghengcuozheshou，kandaoxingganxuejiefaneryouxiechouchubuqianle。
zheigezhouwanyixuejiebitadenvshenchuxingyaohaipiaoliangyidian，yijingdadaolexihuadeshuizhun。
erqie，tajingchangzaiyeshenrenjingdeshihou，shuadaozheigexingganxuejiededuanshipin。
“songshenme?xianzainikeshidanshoukaifalalidejingzi!”
yexiaobailezhanghengyiyan，zhenshiyigebuchengqideyizi。
“duia，woshishouwofalalicheyaochidejingzi，wopageniao!”
zhanghengwojinfalalicheyaochi，buyoutingletingxiongtang，fangfohunshenbeizhuruleyiguqiyinengliang。
都说钱壮男人胆!
youshihou，yilianghaochejiunengjidaditishengyigenanrendebige，youqishizainvrenyanzhongdebige。
dangran，daoleyexiaozheizhongduanweide，yijingbuxuyaohaochelaizhangxianbigele。
yigeyifutouxian，yijingzuyishuomingyiqie!
“噗……”
turan，yigeduanqunjinglimeinvyingmianjiuzhuangjinleyexiaohuaili。
yexiaozhiganjuebeiyituanshuodaderouruanjihenhenzhuangjileyixia，ranhoujiuzidongdanlechuqu……
“哎呦……”
duimianmeinvjingjiaoyisheng，jiaobuliangqiang，jiuyaoshuaidaozaidi。
“meinv，nimeishiba?”
yexiaoyanjishoukuai，ganmangshenshoufuleyanqianmeinvyiba。
suihou，mashangsongkai，haobutingliu。
“haotong!nibarenjiaxiongkouzhuangtengleni……”
meinvqingfuneishangxiaqifudebolanzhuangkuo，jiaoshengchenguaidao。
“baoqian，shinizhuangdewo!”
yexiaozaoyikanchuanleyiqie，kaikoujiuzhengdao。
“zheibuzhongyao，wokanniyoudianmiansheng，shidayidexuediba?”
“woshidaerdexiaoxiao，renshiyixia。”
xiaoxiaomeimouzhigougoudingzheyexiao，zhudongshenchuleyizhiyushou。
“buhaoyisi，woxianzaihaiyoushiqingyaochuli!”
yexiaobingmeiyoushenshou，ershiyanshenkanxiangyipangdezhangheng，shiyizijihenmang。
cike，zhanghengzhengyilianxianmudikanzheyexiaohexiaoxiao。
yifubukuishixigemafashena，zougeludouyoumeinvzhuangjinhuaili。
erqie，zheigedaerxuejiebudanxionghuaikuanguang，jingtaohailang，zibenshizu，yanzhigengshizaitadebaiyueguangnvshenchuxingyaozhishang。
yexiaonengdangyifu，tashifuqide!
而且，心服口服!