huidaojia，datingneiyiwaidemeiyoudengguangtouguomenfengsachulai。shiyouqingqingdikaimen，rengangjindaoxuanguanchu，turanpadayisheng，baichidengjituiheian，shunjianliangrubaizhou。
zhengzaiyishouchengqiang，yijiaotaiqi，zhengzhunbeihuanxiedeshiyoushenxingyidun，youyouditaiqitou。
shiyanjiuzhanzaibitagaoyijieloutishang，shuangshoubaoxiong，jianbangyikaozheqiang，shixianbukeyishidisaoletayishen，luchuyifu“rangwodaidaoxianxing”dexingfendexiao。
“去网吧了？”
“……”
kanshiyouliansebudui，shiyandunshiyipianleran：“wocongwangbahuilaihou，jiuyizhihennamen，daodishisheigaozhuang，shuowozaiwangbade，xianzaixiangxiang，jianbudewoquwangbawanderen，yejiuzhiyounizheigexiaoguile！！”
“suoyiniyaoganshenme？”
“nishuowoganshenme？wohainengganshenme，dangranshi……”shiyanyaoyaqiechi，yuelaiyuedeyidexiaobansuitaturanbagaodeshengyin——
“ma——！！shiyouquwangbawanyouxi，daoxianzaicaihuilai，wodaizhutale！niganjinchulaikankana！！！”
shiyanzheisixinliefeidehanshengjiugenyiketurangunluodatingzhongyangdezhadan，shunjiandapoleyewandeningjing。
guoranxiayimiao，bansuishimunufachongguandeshengyinchuanchu，yigenjimaodanziyesuizhifeilechulai：“chouxiaozi！nibuhaohaodaizaifangjianzuonideshijuan，paochulaixiajiaoshenme？！”
“卧槽——”
shiyanxunsudunxia，jimaodanzicongtatoudingfeiguo，beijiuzaishenhoudeshiyoujingzhunjiezhu。
“mama，jiezhu！”shiyouyouyigeyongli，jimaodanzizhongxinfeihuishimudeshouli，henkuai，zhenggedatingdoushishiyanbeijimaodanzizhuigandelangbeiyang。
五分钟后。
“ma，weishenmewoquwangbabuxing，shiyouqujiukeyi？！”shiyandiezuozaidishang，manlianfenmen，“ninbiejiantachengjihao，jiuzheimezongrongtaa！erqiejulitazhongkaozhishengxialianggeduoyuele，duitazaibuzhuajin，tashuobudinglianwodemingfengerzhongdoukaobushang！”
“chouxiaozi，danxinnidanxinwanlema？”shimushuozhejiuhuiqijimaodanzi，dangujidaotadetuiganghao，yemeizhenganxiashouda，“youyouquwangbazhaotatongxuedeshishijingguotabanzhurentongyide，burantazheimewanhuilai，nimawohuibudanxin？”
shimushuozheyongjimaodanziganchuolechuotadeshoubei，hentiebuchenggangdao：“nizheixiaozi，mingnianjiushibale，ninengbunengrangwoshaocaodianxina？woxianzaiyixiangdaomingnianzheishihounijiuhuiyinweikaobushangdaxuejingongchangzuozhinangongdeshi，wojiulaiqi！”
“eieiei！”shiyantaiqishoubeiduobi，“ma，zheinagennaera！wojiusuankaobushangdaxue，yebukenengjingongchanga，zheigenifangxinba。”
“qunide！”shimumeihaoqidao，“daoshihoukaobushang，chulegongchang，bujiushengxiachezhanqiaowanmaichanglema？！”
shiyou：“ma，xianzaijietoumaichangdexingyejingzhengyetebieqianglieni，yigezheichanggeyaomingdeshengse，zaijietoushuazajihaichabuduo。”
时砚：“……”
shimuyiliantouteng：“kenigepinghenglitaicha，zhuangequandounengdiaojinxiashuidao，daoshihouduomafanxiaofangyuanshushua？”
时砚：“……”
yuanbenzaijiaoxunshiyande，keliangrenshuozheshuozhe，jiukaishiweitaweilai“jietouzhiyeguihua”deshitaolundeyuelaiyuejilie。
“……”
靠，什么玩意？！
tashuoguozijiyaoqujietoumaichanglema？！
tagengshuoguozijikaobushangdaxuelema？！
shimusishixiangqishenme，yanjinghengguolai：“xiaotuzaizi，wokejinggaoni，yaoshizairangwokandaoniwanmotuoche，xiangshangcineiyangshuaiduantui，nijiusidingle！”
时砚：“…………”
shiyanzuihoubeishimuzaidatingneijiaoyulekuaiyigexiaoshicaifangxing。
shiyouxiwanzaohou，sikaiyikebangbangtangfangruzuili，bianxishunbiancongshubaolifanlefan，zhengnachukeben，yigefensexiaobenzicongshubaolidiaolechulai。
tayileng，wanyaozuoxia，baxiaobenzifankai。
limiandoushitahuadeyixieheibaixiaomanhua，haixuezhetasuokanguodemanhuashu，jimeiyigehuafenjing，tianlimianrenwuyaoshuodehua。
suiranbichuzhinen，renwudebilibuzhun，danyintadefenjingfendetebiehao，jingtouganhenqiang，nengrangrenyiyandudongtazheiyigehualijiangshuleshenme。
shiyoucongxiaojiutebiexihuanhuadongxi，buguanshizaixuexiaohaishizaijia，zhiyaowuliaoshi，tajiuxihuanyonghuihuadefangshijiangshujintianfashengdeshiqing。
gentatonglingderen，daduodouyiwenzirijijilumeiyitianderichang，ketabutong，tagengxihuanyihuamianchengxianshenghuodexiaoqushi。
tasishixiangqishenme，xunsunachuyuanzhubi，kaishizaixiaobenzishangtutuhuahua。
——
diertianshiyouhaizaishuimengzhong，damenkoubeirenqiaoxiang：“xiaopihai，taiyangdourishaisanganle，ganjinqilai！”
shiyoubudong，menwaideshiyanjianmeifanying，jixuqiao：“bieshuile！renjiashiyuemeimeidouguolaizhaonile！rangrenjiadengneimejiu，nihaoyisima？”
tingdaoshiyuezheilianggezi，shiyoushuranzhengkaiyan，naozikongbaileyimiao，caituranxiangqi，zuotiantagenshiyueyuedingjintianqutushuguande。
shiyouxunsuqichuangxishuganjing，laidaocanting，kanzhezhuozishangneiyiwanbaizhouyijiyibaozhacai，shiyoutiaomei，meihaoqididengletangzaishafashangwanyouxideshiyanyiyan。
“zuowanmamajideshenghuofei，doubeinichile？”
zuowanjiaoxunshiyanjieshuhou，shimujiushuojintiantamenhuichuchaliangtian，haibashenghuofeidoujileshiyan，buzaijiadezheiliangtian，rangshiyanduozhaoguyixiazijidemeimei，biezhengtiandouwusuoshishi，jinshiqifuyouyou。
jintianshizhouliu，buyongshangke，shiyouhaiyiweijinzaodezaocankendinghuihenfengfu，meixiangdaozhiyouzhacaiheqingzhou！
shiyanyanpitaiqi，saoletayiyan，youjixujindingshoujipingmu：“ng，jinzaowoqiwanle，waimianzaojiumeizaocanle，wojianzheizhoubucuo，jiumaihuilairangnichangchang。”
“……”
shiyoudabuzouguoqu，chaotashenchushou：“neibaqianjiwo，wochuquchi。”
“jishenmeqian？”shiyanpaidiaotadeshou，yangmei，yilianlizhiqizhuang，“chizheigezenmele？wojinzaoyeshichizheigedehaoba？zaishuowozhoudoujinimaihuilaile，nibuchidehuawojiugaosumaqu，shuonilangfeiliangshi！”
shijiajiaoyuhenyange，congxiaoshimujiujiaoyutamengemeiliangyaojieyueliangshi，bunenglangfei。xiaoshihou，shiyanjiuyinweidiaopilangfeiliangshi，kemeishaoaijiazhangdeda。
“ni！”shiyouyaoyaqiechi，“xing，wohe。”
shuozhejiuhuidaocanzhuoqian，sanxialiangxiajiubazhacaipeibaizhoudouheguangle。
shiyoufangxiawan，yongzhijincalecazuijiao，zaihenhendiwangzhuozishangyishuai，zaicidabuzoudaoshafaqian。
shiyanwanyouxiwandezhengrumini，shentituranbeirenyongliyitui，tahaimeifanyingguolai，liangzhigebojiubeishiyouguaidaoshenhou。
“？？”
“shiyue，kuaiguolaibangmangbangwoyazhuta！”
“a？ee！”shiyuexiaopaoguoqu，tinghuadeyazhuleshiyandeshuangshou。
shentibeirenyadaoshafashangdongdanbude，shiyandengyandahan：“eieiei，ganmaganma？！”
shiyouchenggongcongtashenshangnadaoneiyiqiankuaihou，zhongyumanyidichuaidouli，daleyigeshoushi：“shiyue，womenzou。”
“wocao，zheikeshilaoziquanbudejiadang！chouyatou，nihaodaijiwoliushikuaiqiana，buranwowanfanzenmechia！！！”
kehuiyingtadeshipengdiyishengguanmensheng。
“……”
——
suiranshiyoubaquanbudeshenghuofeidouqiangle，danyebuhuizhendefangrenshiyanbuguan。suoyitazaizhongwushidiankailewaimaipingtai，dianleyifenbaizhoupeizhacaidetaocanxiadan。
shiyoukuaiqidiancaitizhedabaodehefanmanyouyoudehuilai，yijinmenjiumeikandaoshiyandeshenying。
tabahefangezaichajishang，zhuanshenqutadefangjiankanlekan：“ge？ge？！”
tafangneimeiren，shiyounamenle，digu：“renqunaerle？nandaochuquwanle？”
ketashenshangdoumeiqianlea？
shiyouyebuguan，zhuanshenhuizijidefangjian。
kefangmenyidakai，jiukandaoshiyanzuilihanzheyikebangbangtang，liangtiaodazhangtuijiaodiegezaixuexizhuoshang，kaozheyibei，zhenggerengenyikuailanniside，shuidebushengrenshi。
shiyouqibuguo，dabuzouguoqu，padiyishengdazaitadejianbangshang，dahan：“dizhenle，kuaipaoa！！”
“shen、shenme？dizhenle？！”
shiyancongmengzhongjingxing，yiguliuzhijiecongyizishangdielexiaqu。
tashenshangdeneibenfensexiaobenziyesuizhidiaozaidishang。
两人皆是一怔。
都齐齐低头一看。
zaizhengqihuayiditaiqitou，kanxiangduifang。
时呦：“……”
时砚：“……”
“shiyan！！woyaoshaleni！！！”
“laozimeipengnidongxi！！！”
“啊——”