武侯府，叶家。
“die，yelimawoshifeiwu。”
yigezhinendedunangshengchuanlai。
linfanmengbidikanxiangsizhou：“zheishijiwochanaerlaile？wobushizaishangkema……”
“die，tanianghaimaleninshilaofeiwu！”
hutouwayangzhetou，dengzheyiduijiongjiongyoushendeyanjing，yifubufujiugandejiashi。
kanxiangkuaiduidaolianshanglaidehutouwa，yiduanrumengsihuandejiyiyonglai，linfantuokoudao：“erzi？”
“孩儿到！”
“jiexialaizanlianxuexuanmingzhanghaishijiuxiaohandiquan，ninshuo！”
hutouwayaobantingdebizhi，lianjiasuishizhinen，nongmeidayanquepoyoujingqishen。
“wocao……mutaidanshensanshinian，cuoguolefenpeilaopohuanjie，zhijiefalegeerzijiwo！”
linfanshuangshouzhandou，yishibanhuimeihuanguojinger。
yuanshensuozaidedaxiahuangchaoyiwulizuxuanhuangdalumobei。
shierzuowuhoufufenbieyilibiansaixianguan，weizhenchunchunyudongdeyuwaizhudi。
erjiangchengyejiabianshiqizhongzhiyi。
zhiyuta，chuanyuechengleyejiazhuixu。
cishiweiyingduiqitianhouyejiawudaodabi，lingzhenianjinjiusuideerzizailianwuchangjinxingtexun。
“wujia？rongweifuhaohaoxiangxiang……”
linfangazaileyuandi，shenweiyigejiaoshuyurenshinian，dongshounenglijiqiangdegaozhongtejijiaoshi。
shiwumikaiwai，shoulifenbitoudanaerzhinaer，neijueduishidanwuxufa。
kezheishenmechedanwuji，tazhenshizhangerheshangmobuzhenaoqiao。
linfannulifankanyuanshenjiyi，queshicengyongbaichuguoyixieqiguaidezhaoshi。
kezheiganjuejiuhaobikanlejingcaidedongzuopian，jiuyidingnengshunlijiesuoxinzishi？
明摆着不可能。
wuchangshangyejiazidilundehuhushengfengdequanjiao，neihairendelidaoxianqijingfengguaderenlianjiashengteng。
zhijianyigeshisiwusuideshaonian，shenkangyizunqianjindading，pazaidishangpufuqianjin，shibushidehailaishangjigehuashifuwocheng……
“renlei，zheigemingcikaishibiandemohule。”linfanyanleyantuomo。
“yo，jiaoshujiangganlailianwuchangmainong，wokanleyejiadixiyimaiyemeisharenle。”
zheishi，yidaoyinyangguaiqidexiaoshengchuanlai。
zhijianyigezhongnianfunvchaozhetalengxiao。
林凡吃了一整斤！
zheinvrenzhangdeshizhendeniux！
bushifeibangqishi，ershizimianyiyishangdeniux。
gebobitadatuihaicu，hubeixiongyao，muceshengaojiejinliangmi，neikongbudeyapoganlaman。
shenbianhaizhanzheyigebierzidashangjisuideshaonian。
yinggaijiushierzishuodeyeli。
tamenshuyuyejiapangzhihoudai，tongyangshiweijiazudabiqianlaiwuhoufu。
zhiyuyuanshenzeshiyigejiaoshuxiansheng，zheidaoyeyutabenzhiqubiebuda。
kezaichongshangkaoquantaochifan，yaomohengxingdexuanhuangdalu，jiaoshuxianshengdediweihendi，danyouyidingcunzaiyiyi。
bijingneixiechuanchengzhishanggudewuxuemiji，zongdexuyaoshizicainengkandong。
fouzewenmangzailihainazhemijiyezhinenggandengyan。
“xiaofeiwu，meileniniang，nigoupibushiyige，youzhongdeguolaiya！”
yeliliezuitiaoxin，youtaxiongniangzaicineishiyoushiwukong。
“die，ninzhiyaoyijuhua，kanwoganbugantajiuwanshile！”
erziyeyuyaoyaqiechi，yankuangfanhong，zuanjinshuangquanjiudasuanwanming。
linfanxintengdekanleerziyiyan。
wunianqian，chiyangwudimuchutu。
weijihaizixundaochuanshuozhongdetianjiegongfa，qizidaizheyipijiazugaoshouqianquzhengduo。
zhijinshengsibuming，duobanyizaoyubuce。
eryuanshenzhilvedongyixiewuxue，zishenzhanlijingjiediwei，zaiyejiachuchuzhaorenpaijilingru。
“xiaoyu，nijizhule，baolishiruanruozhedezuihoushouduan，eryongyouzhihuiyumoulvecaikeyilibudao。”
shuoba，linfanhanxiaoqiaoleqiaoerzidenaomen。
yeyusidongfeidongdewangzheta，xiaoshengshuo：“nindeyisishi……wanshangwoqutamenzhuchufangyibahuo？”
“e……dachabuchaba，zheiyesuanshimoulvedeyizhong。”
linfanhanyan，zhixiangganjinlikaizheishifeizhidi，lvyilvwenluandetouxu。
【叮咚！】
【nichenggongweierziyeyukaiqiyishanzhihuizhichuang！】
【xueshenyuzixitongchenggongjihuo！】
系统？
“woainimen，wodexuesheng！”
zaibanlishoujiaochudexitongxiaoshuoleiqilainengyoubancenglougao，linfanziranmingbaixitongshizenmehuishi。
【suzhuchenggongrangwuchizisixuehuizuidijijimou，huodefubaozhi：300dian】
【tishi：nidejiaoyuguannianyidandedaochuanbo，fubaozhitongyanghuidedaotisheng】
【主线任务开启！】
【授业解惑】
【renwubeijing：yinzisitizhiteshu，gongfabuquan，nanyizaiwuxueshangyousuozuowei】
【qingrangzisijieshoujiunianyiwujiaoyu，zaiyiwuweizundexuanhuangdalulingpiwendingxijing】
【renwuxuqiu：yitianneijieshou100mingjiazhangguanmonideyuerlinian】
【renwujiangli：yidingfubaozhi、1cichoujiangjihui】
【任务惩罚：抹杀】
linfanhaimeilaidejiqingxing，“mosha”erzirangtahoubeifaliang。
ruoshiqianshihaihaoshuo，tejijiaoshizhaopaiguachuqu，yidaduijiazhangqiangzhejitasongbukefei。
kekanzheyanqianrengaomadadexiongdaniang，rangtaguanmoxuexizijishangkeyuer，zheiwanyi……kaopu？
linfanshenshenkanleyiyanmanlianbugandeerzi。
yuanshensuishiyigejiaoshuxiansheng，keliantazigedouqiaobuqiziji。
jiupaxiaoyugenzhetazhanranshangleaixuexi、haodushudebuliangexi！
ruoshiweidushudangelewuxuexiulian，tazenmeduideqiyixinxiangjiangxiaoyupeiyangchengwushendehaitaniang？
“lai，bielianle，cuqiandequanjiaogongfuhaowuyongchu，congxianzaiqijiwobeizhanhuangchaokeju。”
“bulianle？kejuneibushixiadengren……”
yeyutukouerchu，yishidaoshuocuohuaganjinbishanglezuiba。
linfankuxiaoyaotoumeiyouzeguaita，shenzhizheigeshijieduidushurenyoupianjian，zheizhongguannianzaoyijinggenshendigu。
zhuxianrenwushijianjinpo，weilebaozhuzheitiaogoumingtayehuolechuqu。
huiwusuibianzhaoleyikuaishiban，suihoubianlizaizailelianwuchangzhongyang。
“neifuziliangfashenmeshenjing，jiuzheimeqingdeyikuaishibanzi，wonengdangpugaishi。”
“lihai！budele，zheipashiyaoshizhanshenmelebudedewuji。”
zheiyimuhenkuaijiuxiyinledaliangyejiazidijuji，fenfenjiaotoujieerxixuediaokan。
“zuokannidienachuyaxiangdidejuexue，yaoshinabuchulai，qitianhounidiejiudengzhebaifarensongheifaren。”
yeligentaniangguazheyilianhuaixiaocouleshanglai。
“王八蛋！”
yeyuqibuguochongshangquyaoyinggang，danbeilinfanzhuazhushouwanzhizhi，rangtaguaiguaizuozherenzhentingjiang。
“shinianhanchuangjiunianmoni，womencongdiyikekaishijiangqi。”
“sheinenggaosuwo11+10-3dengyuduoshao？”
linfanyangqijiaobian，zhilezhishibanshangdeshuzilangshengwendao。
“wowowo！wozhidao！”
yeyubiaoxiandehenxingfen，shuangshoujugaogao，talaoshitingniangshuodieyouxuewen，genxiwuzhirenbuyiyang。
“nishuo。”linfanxinweiyixiao。
kexiayimiao，kanzheyeyubaichezijishigenshouzhi，youshuleshutizishangdeshigen……
好嘛！
超纲了！
“xiaci，xiaciyidingjinibiaoxianjihui。”linfanetouguazhesangenheixian。
“好的！爹！”
yeyudaimengzhayandiantou，neiduiqingchededayanjinglimanshidui……yinmouguijidewuqiongkewang。
“qie，meijing，sheiguanxinzheigea，dousanleba。”
yitingdaoshuzizaichangzididejiazhangbujinfanqibaiyan，zhiganjuenaozixiayimiaojiuyaozuanchutianlinggailaiyiyang。
neiyelirenxiaozuijian，buxielengheng：“feiwuerzifeiwudie，niliangyeshijuele！”
zhuanyanjian，banshurenzitaomeiqudedasuansankai，jixudaizhehaizimaitoukuxiu。
“站住！”
linfanturanqiaoheibanhedao，zhongrenlimazhanding，biaoqingdaizhebuyue。
shenweichizhengshanggangjinpaijiaoshi，yincaishijiaoneishikezaiguzilidejicao！
linfandabuxiangqian，yibachezhuyeliyiling。
“nizheihundanxiangganma……”
linfanlianseyichen，bujishenpangxiongmafazuojihui，yusujikuaiwendao：
“chengwailianghuorenbaofaxuexingsisha，zhangsanyihuo11renyingzhanlisi10ren，dangchang3mingwuzongqiangzheyunluo，ganwenshuangfanghaishengjiren？”
neiyelizhangzhezui，manlianbuzhisuocuo。
“die！wozheicizhenzhidaole！”
yeyujidongdeyibengsanchigao，sheizhitahaimeilaidejizhangkoushuochudaan。
“shibageren！wofashi！”
“wodetiannale，wuzongqiangzhedouganfeile，zheibaodideshiliangdashengdidedouzhenga！”
“linfuziqingwenyixia，ninshishashihoukanjiande，wojiugeneierzhumeijianzhea？”
zhouweirenyitingganjianeijiaoyigexingfenyichang，zaicijujileshanglai，gegeshuqierduorenzhenting！
【gongxisuzhu！shouyejiehuorenwujinchengyidacheng：48%！】