“luge，wokdzhangdao8.4le，daihuierlaiyiba，dainichiji。”
xiawuliudian，lianshangyangyizheqingchunhuoli，yanzhongtouluzheqingchezhiguangdedaxueshengmenzouzaihuisushedelushang。
wangpangzitongguleyixiapangbianyouzhejingjianduanfa，wuguanlitirongmaojuelunwanrumanhuazhongzouchudeqingnian。
“suiranwobuzenmewanyouxi，dannizheikdfangxianshili，kenengzaojiubeimaile。”
luzhoutiaoletiaomei，xiayishimiqiyan，buyouxiangqizheiliangniandejianzhishengya。
culvejisuanyixia，zhenshikdyinggaizaisanbaiyishangleba。
gangkaishideshihouzhendetinghuangde，banyeyidianfengchuicaodongdouhuijingqi。
shenpayiquntejingzhaoshang“men”lai，songtayifutieshoukao。
zhujianlejiezheigepingxingshijiehou，tamanmannengshuigeanwenjuele。
yinweizheigeshijie，huaxiaguodefalvjiaoweikuansong，zhiyaobubaguyongbingxiangguandedongxidaihuijingnei，dagailvshibuhuibeiqingquhechade。
erqie，zijiqinshoumaiderendoushiyixieqiongxiongjiezhitu，yesuanshijidexingshanchubaoanliang。
“jinchezheixieyoudemeide，wofaxiannichulexuexi，jiumeiyidianyulehuodong，nianqingren，guoduneijuanyaobude，dangxintudingzuzhou。”
“kankanzhouwei，zheicaishidaxuecunzaidemeihaoyimianna。”
haoziconghoumianganshanglai，yibalouzhuluzhoudejianbang，nuzhezuishiyihouzheniutouqiaoqiaoyantujingliyaoraodefengjingxian。
zheixiedoushihanbaodaifangdehuaduoa，suiyichuli，jingdengyouyuanrencaizhai。
“wohenmangde，henduojianzhiyaozuo。”
luzhouweiweiyongli，qingsongxiexiayazaijianbangshangdeshoubei。
kenengchuyuzhiyexiguan，tabuxihuanyourenkaodetaijin。
yaobushidoushishuxideshiyou，gangganghaozineiweixiandedongzuo，jiuhuirangtadekdshangshengyidian。
ng…henweixiandexiangfa，fujindoumeiyouheshidekengkeyimai…
luzhouhuanghuangnaodai，yaxiazangzaixinzhongdefenluansixu。
……
“封烟封烟！”
“shanga，shaleneigesb！”
606sushe，sangeshiyoucongcongduifuwanwanfanhouzhijiedaizhemeizikaihei。
zhiyouluzhouyigerenzuozaiqinshijiaoluomomoxuexi，yubuyuanchudexuannaofenweigegeburu。
砰——
turanzhijian，606sushedamenbeiyijiaochuaikai。
“cao，nagebuzhangyande，buhuiqiaomen？！……wocao！！！”
wangpangzibeiheleyitiao，yibachexiatoudaishierji，manlianfeirouhuangdong，dengzheyanjingkanxiangmenkou。
dangtakanqingchumenwaideqingkuanghou，yizhangfeilianshunjianningzhi。
shunshijianmeilebandianpiqi，zhishengxiawushuxiaoshuojuqingzainaozililaihuifanyong。
“jingchashushu，womenzaiwanyouxi，bushizhendesharen…”
“nengbunengxianbaqiangfangxia，wohenhuang。”
wangpangziyanlekoukoushui，nulikezhizhushuangtuizhandoudepinlv，jiejiebabajieshidao。
“womendoushiliangmina，zixikankanwodeyanjing，shibushitouluzhedaxueshengzhuanyoudeyuchun？”
“shideshide，zaibunengyoubiwomengenganfenshoujidexueshengle。”
“nikanjiaoluoneige，zanmenbinhaidexiaocao，dingjixueba，doushihaorenna！”
qiyuerrenwenyanjingezhuantou，tongyangbeihedebuqing。
zhijian606sushemenkou，zhishaoyouwugeshenchuanheisetezhanfudejingchashouchibuqiang，duizhuntamen。
heidongdongdeqiangkoulingrenmaogusongran，mingweilinghundedongxidouzaizheiyikezhanliqilai。
“luzhou，tidaodanganquanguwen、heishoudangteyueshashou、anbangdier——sishen，
womenyijingpoyinideanwangid，juqishoulai，buyaozuowuweidefankang!”
sanweichijixuanshoushangzaizhanlizhijian，wuliudaohongwaijiguangmiaozhunqiqiqinuoyidaoqinshijiaoluozhong，luzhoudenaomenshang。
“卧槽？！”
“陆哥你…”
“zundujiadou~？！！！”
sanrenjinzhangbuandexinqinghuaweilaizixindidezhenhan。
tidaodanganquanguwen、heishoudangteyueshashou、anbangshashoudier，daihaosishen！
zheiyigegechangrenzhinengzaiyingshizhongkandaodetouxian，zhendenengquanbuanzaitamenchaoxixiangchudewenruoshiyoushenshangma？
zenmekan，tadoubuxiangshineikuailiaozia。
“别开枪。”
“woxianzaimeidaiwuqi。”
“绝对配合。”
luzhoulijisongkaishouzhongshuben，huanhuanjiangshoujudaotouding，yizhengmingzijihaowuweixianxing。
tongshitaxinzhongyihuobuyi，zheigeshijiedehuaxiaguolvfamingmingdoubeidegungualanshule。
怎么还会找上门来？
不合道理。
“qingnilikefangxiashouzhongdewuqi（yuanzhubi），womenduinihenlejie，buyaoxincunjiaoxingxinli！”
yisiteshubumendeasetailetaishouzhongdebuqiang，hongwaixianyidongdaomeixin，zaicijinggao。
jiedaominglingganlaizhuabuzhiqian，tamenmeiyigerendoushizhouzhemeitoukanwanguanyuluzhoudejieshao。
zheishiyigejiduweixianderenwu，shenzhichuanyannengfeiyesharen。
kanshangqupingpingwuqideshentizhong，zangzhebuzhiduoshaozhimingdekepashouduan。
mianduizheizhongqiongxiongjiezhitu，bunengsongxiebanfen。
“keke，buhaoyisi，wangle。”
luzhouganxiaoliangsheng，suijisongkaishouzhi，renyouyuanzhubidiaoluo。
“nimensange，qianshuzheifenbaomixieyi，zheishimingling，bushishangliang。”
shaoqing，luzhouxitiyifuyinshouzhuo。
tabeiyasongchuqinshidetongshi，yiweirengaomadajijuyapogandeaselaidaohaozisanrenmianqian，paichusanfenbaomixieyi。
“是是是。”
“这就签。”
sanrennaganyoubangebuzi，limazaixieyimoweiqianshuzijidedaming。
“wodeniangye，hesile，nandaolugesuoshuodejianzhijiushi…！”
wangpangziqingqingpaizhehaizaijulieqifudexiongtang，yilianjingju。
“youkeneng，meicijiaqidouzhaobujiantaren，caoa，turanganjuewodemingshizhendeda。”
haozihoupabuyi，ruguoyiqieshushi，tamenzheiliangniandaxueshenghuo，zhendeshizaidaojianshangxingzou。
nenghuodaoxianzai，shushiburongyi。
“wozheizhongxiaolajishenbianyenengchuzheizhongniubiderenwu？”
yizhiweikaikoudesiyandaxindilizantandao，yanzhongjinshichongjinghexiangwang。
suiranluzhouyuanbenjiugezhongguanghuanjiashen，kegengeweiasekouzhongderencaiyibi，jianzhitaixunle。
“doutemerangnishaokandianxiaoshuo，zheizhongyaomingdeshiqingyekaishihuanxiangshangle？”
…
“neibushidaerdeluzhouma，ludaxiaocaozenmebeikaoqilaile？”
“haizhenshi，waqu，xuebaxuezhangfanxiashenmedaanlebucheng？”
“zheixieasedezhifuhaogaojia…，heqiangshidande，zheibuhuishigedayinyushidexiaozhuba！”
chulesuzhulou，yixingrenlijixiyinlaidaliangweiguanqunzhong。
bushaorenrenchuluzhoudeshenfen，jiaojinnaozhiyebumingbaizheiyangyigewanmeidexuezhangweihehuizoushangfanzuidedaolu。
“咦？”
renqunzhong，yigedaizhejinsiyanjingdezhangfazhongniannanziweiweimiqiyanjing。
yitaershiduonianjilupiandaoyanshengya，minruidixiudaozheijianshidebutongxunchangzhichu。
zheimedazhenzhang，zheimegaojibiedezhuabuduiwu，duixiangqueshiyigebudaoershisuidexuesheng。
“huoxu…gaipaiyibuqingnianfanzuijilupianle！”
taanxiajueding，meixiangdaofanhuimuxiaokanyiyan，hainengzhaodaozheimebaozhadeticai。
灵感这不就来了吗？
“shuoshuoba，nidaxueliangnianzhongmeiyigejiaqidoushizongdeshi。”
heisejiazhangbandezuozhanzhihuicheshang，sangekanqilaijibiegengjiagaodejunguanjiudikaishishenwenluzhou。
tamenlaizishoudou，lingwaizheijiananzifeitongxiaoke，bushihedaidaodangdijuliban。
“zhangguannitingwojinijiao…jieshi，wocongxiaojialijiuqiong，fumushuanggu，nenghuodaogaozhongbiyeyijinghenjixian，budeyijianzhizhengxuefei…”
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