第2章

yigunuanyiyongrushenti,subaizhijuededanaolimianmomingdeduochuleyixieyuanbenbushuyuzijidezhishi。

身体……

也痒痒的。

“weishenmemeiyouzhangjirou?anlilaishuowoxianzaideshentikendingbibushangwujingdeshentisuzhiba?”subaiyishijianyouxieyihuo。

【zhu:cijinweibodoujineng,bingbubaokuoshentisuzhi。】

懂了。

zhibaohanbodoudezhishihejiroujiyi,bingbubaokuozhenzhengdejirou。

【suzhukeyitongguomonifanzuixingweihuodezhenjingzhi,congershengjijineng。】

【zhu:benxitongbuhuijianglirenheshizhixingdewupin。】

苏白懂了。

zhenghao,zijiyejiubuyongjieshicongnalitaochulaidedongxile,bijingxianzaikeshiquanchengzhibodeqingkuang。

“bucuo……ninzheimiantiaohaizhenbucuo。”subaiyibianhuzhemiantiao,yibiangenlaobanliaozhetian。

“laoban,nizheidiankaiduojiulewo?”

“kuaishiniange!youhenduoxiaohaierdoushizaiwozheilicongxiaochidaodade,heihei!”laobanxiaozhejixuxiamian。

“xiaohuozi,nizainaerzhu,wozenmemeiyoukanjianguoni?”

subaidengdejiushizheiju,lehehededadao:“qunianzhoujiazhenshangbanguolaide,meimeizaizheibiandushu。”

“zhibuguozhiqianshouliyizhibukuansong,doushizijizuofan。”

“laoban,nihaiziduodale?”

“dadeshangdaxuele,xiaodehaizaiduchuzhong,tamenlianggedouhenhuidushu,wodangranhaishiyaogongzherangtamenduxiaqude,zongbunengtamennengduwoburangtamendushuba……”

“wodaoshixianmudushulihaidewo,xiangwodushubuxingxianzaijiuzhinengdagonggongmeimeidule。”

“nizheigegeyeshilihai,nibamani?”

jiuzheiyang,liangrenjiaotanleqilai,poyouyifanwangnianjiaodejiashi。

zhibojiandewangyou:“???”

“bushi,gemener,nizheizhenshikaishichuiniulea?”

“renjiazaojiukaishiqiangjiele,jieguonizaizheilishalengzhe?”

“bububu,youmeiyouyizhongkeneng,tahaijuedebuji?”

“wokanzheishilaihunchihunhedeba!”

“meigecansaixuanshoudouyou2000kuaideqidongzijin,zheihuokendingshixianglaihunchihunhe,guantazheimeduochibaolezaishuo!”

直播间。

“liujingdu,ninkanzhei432haoxuanshousubaishigeshenmeqingkuangni?weishenmetayizhimeiyourenhexingdong?”bingbinghaoqidewendao,ciketajiuzuozailiuzhangqingdeduimian。

“dijiusaiqudesanweizhongzixuanshoudouyijingwanchengxingdongle,qitaxuanshouyedouzaixunzhaojihui,zhiyouzheiyigehaizaizheilichimian。”

liuzhangqingsisuoleyizhen,yeshinabuzhun:“ng……woyequeshimeiyoumingbai。”

“anlilaishuo,xianzaichenzhedajiadouzaixingdong,yiqiwanchengrenwucaishizuihaode。”

“keneng,taxiangdenghoumianzaiquzuo,youhuozheshidanchundeele?”

wangyoumenzheigeshihoudouxiaole,kanlaizheihuozhenshiele。

“hahaha,zheishichihuojianglinleba?”

“takendingshizheimexiangde:guantade,xianchibaozaishuo,zhishaodebazengsongdeliangbaikuaihualelai!”

“确实啊……”

“aiyo**,wochangweiyanfanle,laobannicesuozainaer?”subaiwuzheduzi,lianmangqishen。

neilaobanyehenhuang,haiyiweishizijimiandeyuanyin,tingdaoshichangweiyanzheigeshihouyecaifangxiaxinlai,lianmangzhileyigefangxiang。

subailianmangxiaopaozhejinqu,haidaileyizhengbaozhi。

网友则是笑翻了。

“haha,zheixiaozi,zhenshigaoxiao!”

“zheijiuduzitengle?zhenshilanrenlanmashiniaoduoa!”

“bingbingzaidezhibojiandouyijingchouzoule,kanlaizheihuoshizhendemeishaxiangfa,shichuncuideyigehunzi!”

raner,jiuzaisubaidezhibojianzhishengbudaoershigerendeshihou……

subai,quemeiyouyinweishangcesuoerguanbizhibojian。

tasuoshangcesuomen,zhanqishen,yongqizizhijiejiangcesuodehuadongchuanghujizhijiechaixielexialai。

然后,

congerlouzhijietiaolexiaqu!

——jiangchengshishancheng,qianmende1loudaohoumianjiuzhijieshi2loudegaodule,xiamianshiyigewurendexiaoxiangzi。

wangyou:“???????????”

“bushigemener,nizheishenmeqingkuang?”

“**!nizhijietiaoxiaqule?”

“jiuzheimeshuilinglingdetiaoxiaqule?wogenbenjiumeiyoufanyingguolaia**!”

“woca,worenshale,zheishenmeqingkuang?”

yishijian,wangyoudouchuyugoulianmengbidezhuangtai。

ersubaiyibianzou,yibiankaishituoyifu,zhishengxialeyijianzhangxiu,tongshijiangwaitaoshangdeweixingshexiangtounaxialaibiezailexiongkoudeweizhi。

然后……

tanaqizangzaixiangzikoujiamianqishimianju,daizailelianshang。

wangyou:“!!!!!”

“bushi,zheigemener……”

“想干什么?”

“huhuhu。”zhenggezhibojiannei,chongmanlefengsheng,neishiweixingshexiangtouzaibeifengchuierfachudeshengyin,erjingtoucikeyeshifendehuangdong。

苏白此刻正在飞奔。

网友:“????”

哥们儿,你想干嘛?

这什么情况啊?

“pa!”deyisheng,suqinzhijietuikaileyigejindiandemen,neishiyigesirenhuishoujinzidexiaodian,zhiyouyigexiaoxiaodedianmian,hezhoufufuneizhongjindianbunengbi。

“shua!”subainachuleyibadanhuangdao,pingjingdeshuodao。

“模拟抢劫!”

“banidianlisuoyoudejinzidoujiwonachulai。”

“快!!!!”

neilaoban:“???????”

tadeyanzhong,chongmanleyihuo。

ranhou,tamingbaile:“a……haohaohao,woxianzaijiujinizhuang,hahahahaha,woxianzaijiujinizhuang,yongzheigebaozenmeyang?”

tadefanyinghenkuai,zhijiejiukaishijisubaizhuangdongxile。

网友:“???”

“为什么会这样?”

“wozhaodaole,shizheiyangde——jiemuzhunbeigongzuodiqitiao:meigesaiquneidejumindoudedaoletongzhi,peihegaichangyanxi,ruguoshidianmianzehuipeifushuangbeidepingjunlirun,qiecanyurenyuanmeiren300yitianpeifu,bingqieruguocongjiefeishouli‘silitaosheng’zeewaijiangli1000meiren,zheishiweilemonizhenshiqingkuangxiarenyuandeqiushengyu。”

youledonggedejieshi,tamendoumingbaile。

但这个时候……

他们也都震惊了!

不是,哥们。

让你普通抢劫……

nitemezhijieqiangleyigexiaojindian?

特么,你玩儿呢吧!

离谱!!!!!

简直就离谱!!

“nizhei……danzitaidalea!”

“woxuanbu,zheishiwojintiankandaodanzizuidadeyigecansaixuanshou!”

“nizheishizhendeniu,budebujinidiangezanle!”

“gemener,shuaidailejianzhi!”

“woshouhuiganggangneiyijuhua!”

zaisubaikaishiqiangjindianzhihou,tadezhibojianrenshushunjianyongruleshangqianren。

tawanerdetaidale,geng**!

“hehe……”neigedianzhuzeshilengxiaoyisheng。

ranhou,tamengdizhanleqilai,zhouranbaoqichaozhesubaidedaotileguoqu:“wotemeshituiyijunren,wopani?wogedoukeshilianlideqianwuming!”

“小小歹徒,”

“还不束手就擒!”

网友都惊呆了。

这一切……

发生的太快了!

“**,zheidianzhushituiwujunren?”

“wozaojiukanchulailetabuduijing,neizhuangtaidoubuyiyang!”

“**……tazheishiyoudianweimenga!”

“wanla,zheigesubaiganggangqilijiuyaozuoxiale,shuyushiyaobeinaniele!”

“zheibudebeizhijienaxia?”

zhibojiandeguanzhong,zheigeshihouhaidoudanxinleqilai。

完了……

这个参赛选手完了。

tadexiongxinzhuangzhihaimeiyoukaishi,jiubeiyigetuiwujunrenzhijiejizhongzhile,zheihuojueduihuibeifangdaogaoxiaojianjishipinlimianqude,juedui!kendingde!

zhibojiandeguanzhong,yijingburenxinkanle。

raner,jiuzaizheigeshihou。

“砰!”的一声。

subaizhijieyigexuanzhuanfeiti,henhendetidaoleneigedianzhudeduzishang,yixiajiangtatifeichuquhaoyuan。

“kuangdang!”dianzhuyijingfafudeshenquzazailetaishiyishang,zhijiejiubayuanbenjiusongdongdetaishiyijizasuile。

秒了!

非常干脆的秒了!

“biedong!”subaixunsuzoushangqian,jiangdanhuangdaozhijiejiazailetadebozishang。

“nixianzai……beiwokongzhizhule。”

“si……wodelaoyao!”neidianzhufuzhezijidelaoyao,fachuyishengshengtonghu。

“fule,wozheishizhenfule……”

zhibojiandeguanzhong:“!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“**!subaidage,nizhei**taishuaileba!”

“zhijieyigefeiti,zheiwanyierzhijiegongjixinglamanlea!”

“nizheiwanerzhendeagemener,yijiaofeitishuaidaowole。”

“wochengrenganggangshuohuadeshengyintaidale,jiwosugedaoqian!”

“bieshuohua,nixianzaiyijingbeiwoduzhuzui,ranhoukongzhiqilaile。”subaiyuqiyinchendeshuodao,tongshitazoudaojuanlianmenqian,zhijiejiangdamenlalexialai。

再然后……

subaijiujiangyigegedechunjinshipinwangshubaolimianfang。

“ruguowobushizhidaonimenzheishijiemu,wohaiyiweiyudaojiefeile……”dianzhuwunaidexiaodao。“wozhenggediankeshiyouzuzusishiduowandehuo。”

zhibojiandeguanzhong:“!!!!!!!”

这是真来大的了!

zouzhiqian,subaihaidakailediannao,nongleyixiadiannaozhihoujiulikaile。

“????jiuzheimeshuilinglingdenaxiale?”

“**,youdiantaishuailegemener!”

“wojuede,keyitiaozhanjifenpaimingdiyile!”

henkuai,subaijiuzaijiaoluolihuijianlejiemuzudegongzuorenyuan。

“quedingjiuzheiliangkuaijintiao?zheizhijiazhiwuwankuai。”gongzuorenyuankanzheneiliangkuaitouzijintiao,yishijianyouxiemeng。“wojidenidaichulaidebuzhizheimeduo。”

“对,就这两块。”

“xing,neiwoweinipingdingjifen……”

“sheanjiazhiwuwanwuqiankuaiqian,genjujiemuzudeguize,nixianzaizhesuanchengjifenyouwubaiwushijifen,ruguozaiyigeyuehourengjiuhaimeiyoubeidaibudehua……”

“nijianghuiquanedaichuzheiwuwanwuqiankuai!”

“zheigejintiaohaini,bunengdierciyansuanjifenle。”gongzuorenyuanyansudetishidao。

“haiyou,nizaixianxiachulijintiaohuodejingfeideshihou,zheixiejingfeibunengdaichujiemu,bingqiehuiliuxiaxiangguandexiansuo。”

shuowan,gongzuorenyuanjiulikaile,zangqilaizhihoujiuxiangshimeiyouchuxianguoyiyang。

wangyou:“!!!!!!!”

550积分!

zheijiunadao550jifenle?

……

jiemuzongzhibojiannei,zheigeshihoubingbinghenshijidong。

“xianzai,diyidaqudeliangyunchenggongdedao112jifen,zanliediyi!”

“dierming,diqidaqudehongzhong,you59jifen!”

“disanming,disidaqudewangzhanghe,you58jifen!”

“shengyupaimingjianghuitongbugengxindaoguanfangwangzhandepaixingbang,geweiguanzhongpengyoukeyisuishichakan。”

paixingbanggongkai,dajiadoumingbaile。

擦……

这么菜?

heran,wubaigecansaixuanshou,10jifenyishangdezhiyouyibairen,youderenqianggejieshenzhiyou0.4jifende。

yejiushishuo,tazhiqiangdaole40kuaiqiandedongxi。

“hahahahahaha,neige0.4jifendegemenershirenzhendema?wozhendeyaoxiaosile!”

“zhenshibayejizhengxiaole!”

“dajiadouhenbaoshouakanlai。”

“yinggaishibuxiangdiyitianjiubeitaotaiba?”

zheigeshihou,bingbingyerenzhendexunwenleliuzhangqingyigewenti::“liujingdu,zuigaojifendeliangyuncaiyibaiduojifen,yejiushishuocaiqiangdaoleyiwanduokuaiqian,zheishiweishenmeni?”

liuzhangqingweixiaozhedadao:“zheishibirande。”

“jichazuxianzaiyijingdaodaxianchangle,ruguodongzuotaidale,biranhuiyinqijichazudekuaisufanying,jiemuzujichudetaotaijifenezhishi10fen,neimetamenhenduorenqianggeshoujijiupaole,zheiyeshihenzirandeshiqing,zugoububeitaotaijiuhaole。”

queshi,xuduorendejifendouzai10zuoyou,neijiushizhijieqiangleyigeshouji。

yigeershoudeguochanshoujiyejiuqianbakuaiqian,jifenhesuanshigenjuxianzaidejiazhilaide,dangranbukenenganzhaofapiaoshangdejiagelai。

duiyushoujibeiqiangdeneixiequnzhong,guanfangzaibuchangyibufenjingshensunshidetongshi,jianghuidiyishijianjiangtamendeshoujigenghuanhuilai,tongshirangcansaixuanshouchulilingwaiyigeyouhaomadetongjiazhishouji,zheiyangyebuyingxiangjichafangdezhuizong。

“suoyi……”liuzhangqingpingjingdekaikou。

“wocaice,xianzaidezheigeliangyunjiushidiyitianjifenzuigaoderenle。”

“yibaiduodejifen,zuyouyiwanduodesheanjine,zheizuyirangtachengweijichazudiyitianzhongdianzhuabudeduixiangle,jiexialaikeyouhaoxikanle。”

liuzhangqingjichulezijidejielun,

liangyun,jiushijintiandejifendiyigao。

raner,jiuzaizheigeshihou……

yigemingzi,xunsudezaiwangshangyidong!

zhenggebangdanshang,zhikandaoyigejiandandemingzizhengzaicuantianhouyiyangdexunsudechaozhedingshangerqu。

【diyiming,subai,jifene550fen。】

yixingheiheidezitizhijieguazailebangdandebangshouweizhi,wenwendeluolexiaqu,yiyigemeiyounengchaoyuedeshuebiaodaoleneili。

liuzhangqing:“?????”

bingbing:“?????”

liuzhangqingmengdizhanleqilai,tadeyanjingdengdehenda:“zheizenmekeneng……”

“zheicaidiyitian,zenmekenengyouzheimexiaozhang,tadaodiqiangleshenme?”

“kuai,bajiankongluxiangdiaochulai!”

zongzhibojiandewangyouyedoujingdaile。

**???

zenmeturanmaochulaileyigemengren,zheihuozenmeturanjiulailezheimeyibodade?

直接550积分?

玩儿这么大?

**!

henkuai,jiankongluxiangbeidiaochulaile,neishisuqindezhibohuamian。

然后……

刘长青按捺不住了。

“这虎小子……”

“tajingrankaijuzhijieqianglejindian!”

“他疯了他!”

“找死!”