“nishibushiwanglezanliangshenmeqingkuang？”
“wo，congxiaofumushuangwang，jiatusibi，chulechenggong，biewuxuanze。”
“nini？nihuijianenggansha？chulejichengnijianeigepogongsi，nibadejizuoshangchangjitaofanghejishizuokuangzhiwai，nishuonihaiyousha？”
“ni、hai、shi、ge、sha！？”
guqingtingzheyanqianzheixiaopangzideyanci，dunshiyouzhongqiongdelizhiqizhuang，fudebuzhisuocuodehuajigan。
yiguquanxindejiyiwanruchaoshuibanyonglai。
穿越了。
chuandaoleyigeyingshiyediaoling，beigezhonglianaiticaitongzhidepingxingshijie。
ruguoyongyijuhuaxingrongzheigeshijiedeyingshizuopin，neijiushi：laozichunai，tianxiacangshengyuwowuguan。
tasile，woyaozhenggeshijiepeizang。
不谈恋爱不会拍。
buguo，guqingzheicidetoutaijishuzhenxinbucuo。
bianyilaodiebiedemeiyou，jiuyouqian，youdeshiqian。
原主是个导演。
eryanqianzheigexiaopangzishigenleguqingshijiniandezhuanshubianju。
dangshimanqiangrexuedegentachulaichuangye，zuidademengxiangjiushixiechuyibubaokuanjuben，chengweijinpaibianju，cemabenteng。
“haogege，suanwoqiunile，xiangshenghuoditou，paibulianaidianyingba，zaizheiyangxiaqu，womenzhendeyaochitule……”
“niyiweiwoyuanyixiezheizhonglajijubenma？neitemeshichangjiuzheiyang，butanlianaihuobulea！”
“shouxian，womendehuozhe，youmianbaocainengtanlixiangadage——！”
“xingle，biebabale，jiwokankannijuben。”
小胖子闻言一愣。
欣喜之色瞬间涌来。
tamade，zheitoujuelv，zongsuanyuanyirongrushichangle！
天可怜见！
xiangdaozhei，talijibazheixietiantongxiaochuangzuodejubensaidaoguqingshouli。
guqingculvedeguoleyibian。
jibenshangquanshibadaozongcaiqiangzhiaidexima。
erqiebuguanshijuqinghaishitaolu，douhaitingliuzaiqianshishijinianqianneizhonglaodiaoyadeshuiping……
dangran，zheibushipangzideguo。
zheigeshijiedeyingshishichang，genbenzishengbuchulaishenmeyouxiuzuopin。
片刻后，
guqingyilianfuzadebaneixiejubenfangzaizhuoshang，yanjiaoyouxiechouchu。
pangziyilianqidaidekanzheta：“zenmeyangzenmeyang？”
“neishenme，woxianghuiqujichengjiayele。”
“dangran，xiechuzheiyangdejubenbushinidecuo，cuodeshizheigeshijie。”
“rangwopaizheizhongdongxi，bilawotoushangdounanshou。”
“……”
说实在的。
zheibeizitoutaijishuzheimehao，haidangshenmedaoyan，paishenmedianyinga！
zhijiehuijiadangtaizibushuangma？
yehaotiyanyixiawangxiaozhangdekuaile！
zheimelandeshichanghuanjing，zheidaoyanbudangyeba！
erjiuzaizheigexiangfachuxiandeshunjian。
yidaoshengyinzaitadenaohaizhongshuranxiangqi。
【gongxisuzhu，bangdingyingyezhenxingxitong！】
【benxitongzhudazhenxingdaxiayingye，zhengdunguoneishichang！】
【xitongsucaikujianliwanbi，qinggenjuchushizhenxingzhixuanzenindediyibudianying！】
【dianyingshangxianhou，kegenjuguanzhongfanxiang，huodegezhongzhuanyejineng，yijizhenxingzhijiangli！】
shengyinchuxiandeshunjian，chengqianshangwanbuqianshideyouxiuzuopin，wanrushenbingtianjiangyiban，jinshuchuxianzaiguqingyanqian。
系统！？
果然是穿越者标配！
yaoshizheiyangdehua，neijiuhaobanle！
zheigeshijiezhisuoyibeineixiegoushitongzhi，jiushiyinweimeiyouzhenzhengyouxiuderencai，xiechuzhenzhengyouxiudejuben！
youlexitong，jubendewentijiubugongzipo，zaijiashangbianyilaodiedexionghoucaili，zhongyukeyidazhanshenshou，wanchengguojidadaoyandemengxiangle！
neime……yinggaiyinabudianyingzuoweiqidian？
jiranzheigeshijiedeshichang，qitaticaibansibuhuo，weiyouaiqingyijiadudadehua……
baoxianqijian，chunvzuohaishidexuanyibulianaideticai，danjuebunengshidangqianshimianshangdeneixiegoushi。
sikaobantian，guqingzhongyuqueding！
jichuxingyedangnianneibunifengfanpandechaoqianzhizuo：dahuaxiyou！
dangnianzheibudianyingzhengshiyinweitaiguochaoqian，zaodaowushutongxingdepipan，houlaijingguoshijiandechendian，zhijienifengfanpan，minglishuangshou！
xianzaidedianyingshichang，ganghaoxuyaozheiyangdeyijiqiangxinzhen！
jiurangwojizheifuxiudeyingshiyelaidianxiaoxiaodezhenhanba！
raner，jiuzaiguqingsikaodedangkou，xiaopangziyijingkuaiyaosuidiaole……
zheigeshijie，youxiudiandebianjujiuneimeyixiaocuo，handehansi，laodelaosi。
ruguogu**desashoubuwanle。
回去继承家业。
neitadejubengenbenjiumaibuchuqu，bietimengxiangle，zaishangjinglianshengcundoudechengwenti！
kantazheimoyang，guqinglikekaikou。
“跟你开玩笑的。”
“womenbudanyaopai，erqiehaiyaopaichuhongdongzhenggeshichangdechaojibaokuan！”
“fangxinba，jubendeshiqingwoyijinggaodingle。”
“你确定？”
tingdaozheihua，pangzidemuguangzaicimingliangqilai。
yanmoushenchu，daizheyimodandandeyoulv，youshitanxingdewendao：“nibiegaosuwo，niyouxiangpaineixieluanqibazaodeticai。”
“niqieji，xianzaideshichang，lianaicaishiliuliangmima！”
顾清深沉一笑。
“zheicitingnide，jiupaiaiqing。”
tingwenciyan，pangzidunshisongleyikouqi，xinshuozheijuelvzongsuantingquanle！
他刚要开口。
zhitingguqinjixushuodao：“buguo，woxuyaojiadianxiyouyuansujinqu。”
ciyanyichu，pangziganggangranqidexiwangzhihuo，jihushishunjianximie。
西游+恋爱！？
neitemebushisibuxiangma？
zheilianggeticaidanlinchulaidounengpaiyipai，weiduhezaiyiqi，xuepu！
扑的姥姥都不认识！
tabujinxiangdaozaoxienianxiaorizipaichudexiyou。
tangsengbudanshinvde，jitudiliaoshangjuranhaiyaoqinqin……neijiaoyigelayanjing。
ruguoguqingzheixiaoziyelaigezheiyangde‘chuangyi’，shichanghongbuhongdongbuqingchu，tamenliangtiedingshiyaohongdongle……
gaobuhaomingshengshiyaochoudajiede！
benyiweitakanbushangzheixiejubenshiyoushenmehenhuoer。
meixiangdaolaletuodade……
zaisansisuo，pangzihaishijuedingzaiquanyiquan。
“neige……guqing，shuwozhiyan，nijiushizaiyouqian，yebunengzheimehuihuoa！”
“yaobu……haishitingwode，paigegaolengbazongqiangzhiai。”
“zheihaodaihainengzhuandian，paixiyouhaijialianai，neinigencishanjiayoushenmequbie？”
“youneixianqian，buruzizhuyixiaxiongdiwo……haodaiwoyegenlenineimexienianle，xianzailaopodouqubuqi。”
“你懂个六。”
guqinyilianshenchendekanzheta：“zheixiangmuyaoshichengle，nibieshuolaopo，jiushinanchongyesuibiannitiao！”
pangzizuijiaochouchu：“nikan，wozheibushixiangzhejinishengqianme，haibulingqing……”
“nagepengyoujinichudezhuyi，biegentachule，neixiaozimeibiehaopi。”
“mingxianshibenzherangnibaiguangjiachanqude！”
（wenzhongmouxiejuqingdanchunqingjiexuyao，bingbudaibiaozuozhegerenguandian，qiewuguoyurenzhen）
【diejiawancheng，qingyifeiyanzumenzixingdiudiaonaodai，youxuruchang。】
（pangzizheigerenwusuiranchuledianwenti，danbubilihui，jianchi50zhangbuhaokannilaidawo！）