“haizhenjiubuyiyang，jushuozheibudianyingjiarulelianaiyuansu。”
“shenmewanyi？lianaiyuansu？xiyou+lianai？”
“这怎么拍？”
“tielanpianajiarenmen！”
“tangsenghuashenbadaozongcaibidongnverguoguowangma？xiangxiangjiulayanjing！haihaozhanglaoshimeiyoucanyanzheibudianying，fouzewodetongnianjiuhuile！”
“sheishuobushini，youyigehuitongnianxilie，ai！”
“zheiqundaoyanhezhipianrenyitiandaowanjiuzhidaoquanqian，meiyouyigenengdade！”
“xianzaijiuxiadinglunhuibuhuitaizaolea，bijingqijinweizhihaimeiyourenzheimepaiguo。”
“shuobudinghaizhennengwanjuncongzhongshachuyitiaoxuelu。”
“wohaishizanshiguanwangba，wanyidaoshihouzhenxiangle，buchengxiaochoulema？”
“ladaobaxiongdi，ruguoxuanchuanshushidehua，zheibudianyingdetouzibixiyoudianyingdezuigaopiaofangdougaole！”
“jiusuanyoudiandongxi，yezhudinghuichengweizhenggedianyingshichangdexiaohua！”
“meimaobing，gujineishenmedahuaxiyoudetouzirenyaokuyunzaicesuole，haha！”
……
chulegedameitihechiguawangyouzhiwai，
xingyelidezhongcengdaoyanmenyedoudashouzhenjing。
yekaishiruhuorutudetaolunqilai。
“dahuaxiyoudedaoyandaodishinaweidalao？jingranganjujuezhanglaoshicanyan，niubia！”
“bushidalao，wogangcaichaguole，jiushiyigemingbujianjingchuandexiaodaoyaneryi，lianrumendousuanbushangdeneizhong。”
“jialikaikuangchande，yijinglianxupujie6、7buxiaochengbendianyingle。”
“gujishipujiyanle，xiangwanbadade，labulaitouzi，zijidangshangtouzirenle，haha。”
“？？？”
“tadounengdangtouzirenle，weishenmehaiyaoqinzixiachang？”
“renshaqianduobei！benlaiyoulezhanglaoshidejiaru，hainengshaokuidianchengben，jitajihuibuzhongyonga！”
“wojuedeshiqingmeiyouneimejiandan，conglingyigejiaodulaikan，ganqinzixiachangtouzi，haitouzheimeda，yeshizixindeyizhongbiaoxianfangshi。”
“zheishierzhenshuobuzhun，denghouxuba，buguannazhongjieguo，houxujueduizhalie！”
……
此时。
guqingzhengyiliandaidingdekaozaiyaoyishang，yibianhezhekabuqinuo，yibianshuazhegaoxiaoshipin。
duiwangluoshangdeneixieyulunpingjiachongerbuwen。
shenzhi，zhangjinlaifabudeneitiaoweibolianjiekandoubukan。
jiantazheimechendezhuqi，juzudegongzuorenyuanquandouhuangleshen。
“gudao，womenyaobuyaojidianshenmefanying？zheiyangxiaqufeichangbuli！”
guqingweiweiyixiao，haobuzaiyi。
“pamaoa，renjiashenweilaoyishujia，qinziweiwomenzheigemingbujianjingchuandexiaojuzuzuoxuanchuan，zheishihaoshier！”
“haohaozuoshijiuwanle。”
“？？？”
这叫给你做宣传！？
还好事儿！？
顶级理解。
shizhenbupawangshangneiqunjianpanxiajinichonglanle，
牛逼！
ertamenbuzhidaodeshi，cikedeguqing，xinlizaojiulekailehua。
zhanglaoshi，zheicaishinia，genqianshiyimoyiyang。
burangniyanzheigejiaose，jiujiwozhizaoyulunyalishiba？
zheishichediba【sunwukong】dangchengnidezhuanshujiaosele！
wojiushuo，zenmeturannengxinshangqi《dahuaxiyou》dejubenle，guoranshichongzheqianlaide！
zhendeganxieni，bangwomenbahouxuxuanfadeqiandoujishengle，shuang！
buzhidaohoumianniyaoshikandaolezheibudianyingdepiaofang，huishigeshenmefanying？
想想就得劲儿！
正寻思着。
pangzirenhaimeidao，xingfendeshengyinbianyuanyuanchuanlai。
“gudao，zhuyinlaoshilaile！”
“zhuyinlaoshi，ninqing，ninqing。”
guqingwenyan，yanmoudunshiyiliang，zhanqishen，xiangwaimianzouqu。
suiji，luchuyimorouhedexiaorong，pingjingdeshenchushouzhang。
“zhuyinlaoshininhao，huanyingjinzu。”
fanguanzhuyin，zeshigengjiareqingdeyibawozhuleguqingdeshou，qingxushaoweiyoudianjidong。
“gudaozhenshinianqingyouwei！nianjiqingqing，jiuduidianyingfangmianyoulezheimeshendezaoyihelijie！”
“dahuaxiyoudejuben，zhendeshichuzininzhishou？nikebuyaopianwo！”
guqingxiaoxiao，meiyouhuida，yemeiyoufouren。
ershijiezheshuodao：“jiranninduijubenmanyidehua，womentantanpianchoudewenti？”
“您随意！”
zhuyinmanlianchengzhidewozhuguqingdeshou：“bumanninshuo，wonadaojubendeshihou，jiuganjuezixiazheigejiaoseshiweiwoershengdeyiyang！”
“zheimefengfubaomandejiaose，zheimejingcaidejuben，hainengyirenshishuangjiao，buyaopianchoudouxingya！”
guqingwenyan，lianshangxiaoronggengshen：“hahaha，ninshuoxiaole，yaobuzheiyangba。”
“pianchoujiuanzhaoshichangjiagesuan，gaiduoshaojiuduoshao。”
“好，没问题！”
zhuyinyueyueyushi，muguangjinjindingzheguqing：“gudao，neiwomenshenmeshihoukaipai，woyijingpobujidaile！”
看得出来，
tashizhendeduizheigejubenyouhengaodeqidai，bingqiefeichangkanzhongzixiaxianzizheigejiaose。
“buzheji，dengyanyuanquanbujiuweizhihou，limakaipai。”
“啊？”
zhuyintingdaozheihua，luchulechayidebiaoqing：“yanyuandouhaimeizhaoqi，shiyinweineipianweibo？”
“xuyaowobangmangjiejuema？”
guqingxiaoxiao：“buyong，genneigemeiguanxi，jingdengkaijijiuwanshile。”
说罢。
guqingdemuguangluozaipangzishenshang。
“renzhaodezenmeyangle？”
pangziwenyan，lianshangdunshiluchuyisijiannan。
“gudao，shangjingdadaxiaoxiaodejuzushizaitaiduole，zheimezhaoren，zheiwuyiyudahailaozhena……”
“youmeiyouneiliangweidezhaopian？”
guqingzazazui：“zhaopianmeiyou，buguowokeyixianchangjinihuayifusumiao。”
“给我三分钟。”
guqingwanwanmeixiangdao，qianshiyinweixingquxuedesumiaohua，jingranyongzailezheili。
pingjieqianshidejiyi，xingyedexingxianghenkuaibianzaitadebijianzhixiagoulechulai。
“给。”
pangzijieguosumiao，yanjingyiliang：“huo，haitingshuai。”
“zheiyanzhi，paigebazongqiangzhiaijueduiqifei。”
tingdaozheihua，guqingdunshiliangyanyihei。
“congxianzaikaishi，babazonglianggezijiwocongnaozilimiantichu，mingbaima？”
“e、zhidao，zhidaole。”
片刻后，
guqingyoubadashudeyangmaohualechulaijiaojita。
“de，zheixiajiuhaozhaole，qiaohaobanin！”
说完，
pangzibianfengfenghuohuodepaolechuqu。
xinzhongderexue，zaiciranqi。
shuobuding，zheicizhendekeyiqifei！
guqingwangzhetadebeiying，zuijiaogouqiyimoweixiao，xinzhongkaishimomopansuan。
zhiyaobazheisanweiqingguolai，qitajiaosedeyanyuangenbenbuyongfeixin。
bijingshoushichangdeyingxiang，henduoweidouhaichuzaichenjizhuangtai，pianchoubugao。
zheiyangshengxialaideqianjiukeyibahuamian，peiyin，fuzhuang，yixiliededongxiquanbulaman！
zheiyici，dahuaxiyoujianghuoliquankai！
buzaishouzhiyuhuamianhetexiao！