hunluanzhong，yourenpailepailifandejianbang。
“xiaoli，nigenwoyizu。”
lifanhuitou，kandaoyizhanglvedaijifenhanhoudelian，duifangyuemoershisiwusui，jingfuchuanzaishenshangshaoweiyouxiesongkua，zhengliezhezuichongtaxiao。
“wojiaodanxingteng，binizaolaisannian，jiaowotenggejiuxing。”
“tenggehao。”lifandianlediantou。
danxingtengshisuolidelaoyoutiaole，suiranruzhisannian，benshipingping，danshengzaiyuanhua，renyuanbucuo。
tadaliangzhelifan，yifuguolairendekouwen：“zou，zanmenqulingzhuangbei，wogennihaohaoshuodaoshuodao。”
liangrenlinglejingyongzhuangbei，laidaoyiliangbanjiudejingyongmotuocheqian。
danxingtengkuazuoshangqu，shuliandifadonglechezi，pailepaihouzuo：“shanglaiba，shidi。”
motuoche“tutu”dishichupaichusuo，danxingtengdedasangmenjiuzailifanerbianxiangleqilai。
“xiaolia，nibiekangangcaigusuoshuodeneimeyansu，changmiangaodeneimeda，qishia，duizanmenzheixiejicengminjinglaishuo，rizigaizenmeguohaizenmeguo。”
“ajitongjifan？haikenengdaiqiang？neishishijuxingzhenzhiduineibangjingyinggaitoutengdeshi，lunbudaozanmen。”
danxingtengtumohengfei，“zanmenderenwushisha？jiushipaicha！shuobaile，jiushiyongtuibaxiaquyicunyicundiliangyibian，zuogezitaijishangmiankan，shunbianqidaoyigezhenshezuoyong。”
“nixiaoziyunqishizhenbucuo，”danxingtengdeshengyinlidaizhedianxianmu，“woganglaineihuier，tiantianchulidedoushixiejimaosuanpi。dongjiazhangxijiaduan，liangkouzidajia，sheijiagoudiule……”
“naxiangni，ganglaijiupengshangzheizhongnengshangxinwendedaanzi，yihougenrenchuiniudouyouzibenle。”
lifanmeishuohua，zhishijingjingditingzhe。
tanenglijiedanxingtengdexiangfa，zheidagaishidaduoshujicengminjingzuizhenshidexintai。
nazheweibodegongzi，ganzhezuileidehuo，meibiyaoweileyigeyaobukejidemubiaoqupinming。
“suoyia，shidi，tinggeyijuquan。”
danxingtengyuzhongxinzhang，“daihuierdaoledifang，qianwanbieshangtou，biexiangzhelishenmeqigong。zanmenjiulaolaoshishidixunjie，kandaokeyideren，duokanliangyan，juedebuduijingjiulikeshangbao，qianwanbiezijiwangqianchong，mingbaima？”
“zanmenzheizhongxiaojiaose，baozhengzijibuchushi，jiushiduisuolizuidadegongxianle。”
lifanxinzhongyouxiehaoxiao，danhaishipeihedidianlediantou：“mingbai，tengge，wotingnide。”
“zheijiuduile！”danxingtenghenmanyitadetaidu。
henkuai，motuocheshiruleyitiaojiedao，sudumingxianmanlexialai。
这里是安兜街。
shachenghuliquzuiyulonghunzadejiedaozhiyi。
yitiaomalu，fangfojiangzheilipichenglelianggejieranbutongdeshijie。
dongbian，shimimimamadechengzhongcun。
yidongdong“woshoulou”jizaiyiqi，zhetianbiri，louyulouzhijianshichanraoruzhuwangbandedianxian。
kongqizhongmimanzhegezhongfanguandeyouyanwei、liezhixifashuidexiangweiheyisiruoyouruowudechaoshimeiwei。
chuanzhegongfudewailaiwugongrenyuan、tuizhexiaochedeshuiguotanfan、guangzhebangzidedahan……gouchenglezheilihunluaneryouchongmanshengminglidejingxiang。
ermaludexibian，zewanquanshilingyifanguangjing。
lumiankuankuozhengjie，liangpangshizhuangxiushehuadektv、jiuba、gaodangcanting。
menkoudeyingbin**chuanzhekaichadaodatuideqipao，xiaorongzhiyeertianmei。
lubiantingzhede，yecongpojiudediandongchebianchenglebenchibaoma。
danxingtengjiangmotuochetingzailubian，zhilezhidongbian：“neibianshizhongdianpaichaquyu，wailairenkouduo，guanlihunluan，zuirongyi***。”
tayounulenuzui，zhixiangxibian：“zheibianma，shizanmensuode‘zhongdianguanzhu’quyu，sanjiaojiuliuhuiji，shifeiduo，danyibanbuhuiyoutongjifanshadaowangzheizhongdifangzuan，taixianyanle。”
“zouba，zanmenxiancongdongbiankaishi。”danxingtengdaizhelifan，kaishibuxingxunluo。
tayibianzou，yibianjixubanyanzhehaoweirenshidejiaose。
“kanjianneigexiangzikoudunzhedexiaozimei？guantou，jinchusuolihaojihuile，dingzhedian。”
“neijia‘chuanxiangge’，laobannianggenchuziyouyitui，laobanshanggeyuehailaidianlinaoguo，rongyichushi。”
“还有……”
danxingtengduizheilileruzhizhang，rushujiazhen。
lifangenzaitashenhou，kansirenzhentingzhe，shizeyanguanliulu，jiang“shenfenshibieleida”dexiaoguofahuidaolejizhi。
yilushang，leidadaoshisaomiaochulejigeyou“daoqie”、“piaochang”qiankedexiaojiaose，dandougoubuchengweixie，lifanyelandelihui。
erqiezheizhongzei，buzhuaxianchangdehua，xianzaizhuadaoyemeishayong！
证据难搞！
费力不讨好！
buguojiuzaidanxingtenghaizaituomohengfeidijieshaozhemoujiazuyudianlaobandefengliuyunshishi，lifandenaohaizhong，turanxiangqileyizhenjicudejingbaosheng！
ding！jiancedaosheheisheefanzuifenzi！
ding！jiancedaoshexianzuzhimaiyinfanzuifenzi！
lifandejiaobumengdiyidun，yanshenshunjianruiliqilai。
tataiqitou，muguangyueguodiediebuxiudedanxingteng，touxianglemaluduimian。
neili，shiyijiamingwei“yushuihui”dexiyuxiuxianhuisuo。
huisuodezhuangxiujijinshehua，jinbihuihuangdeoushidamen，menkouzhanzheliangpaichuanzheheisexizhuang、daizheermaidezhuanghan，qishishizu。
cike，yigechuanzhehuachenshandepangzizhengmanlianduixiaodiconghuisuolizouchulai，tashenbian，haigenzheyigeyanshenxionghan、bozishangyouwenshendejingzhuangnanzi。
lifandeyanqian，lianggehongsedexunimianbanshunjiandanchu。
姓名：萧承基
年龄：25
zhiwu：yushuihuidatangjingli
fanzuijilu：shexianzuzhi、jieshao、rongliufunvmaiyin；shexiankaisheduchang。
姓名：曹文华
年龄：24
zhiwu：yushuihuianbaorenyuan
fanzuijilu：shexianguyishanghai（zhirenzhongshang）；shexianxunxinzishi；sheheisheezuzhi......
kanzhemianbanshangchumujingxindezuiming，lifandetongkongweiweiyisuo。
好家伙！
zheinashihuisuo，zheijianzhijiushigezeiwoa！