第2章
wanglaoqiwushiyisuile，nazaodezhuzheiyixia，dangshijiufanbaiyan，tangdishangle。
zouzaizheijiahuoqianmiandedagetingdaoshengyinhuitouyikan，limafanchukudou，shuangshoubaotoudunxia。
“ge！dage！wochumenjiudaile23kuai6mao，douzaizhei，guijuwodong，wodong，wobishangyan，shadoumeikanjian！”
yikandaxiongdipingchangjiumeishaoyudaoguozheizhongshi，yifancaozuorangsulangdoumengle。
啥啊！
batamendangchengqiangjiedele。
zhibojianjinyoudejishigefensi，benlaihunhunyushuizhunbeilikai，kanleyitianxialai，zheilianggerenyimaoqiandoumeiyaodao。
sheinengxiangdao，douyaolikaizhibojianle，jingnengchuxianzheimehuobaodeyimu。
“haojiahuo，zhenxinga，taikekaole，jiemukaibodisantian，chenggongbifengyigexuanshou，qindouhaimeizouchuquni，jiuganshangqiangjiedehuolea！”
“cijiciji，zhenshiciji，jiugangcaineigeshoufa，yikanjiushilaoshou，youqishisheyingshi，douzhidaolaotoudouzaikudangli？”
“zezeze，《qiongyoushijie》jiemuzuguidingdehenqingchu，weifafanzuinonglaidezijinkebusuanshu，renbuguangdejinqu，cansaizigedoudequxiao，zheiliangrenyikanjiushiejiyanle，buranganbuchuzheizhongshi。”
“feihua，sheiesantiandoudejiyanna，zhouweikeyoubushaoren，xiangpaodoumeibanfapao，buguoyeyouhaoxiaoxi，buchoumeifanchileya，limianguanchiguanzhu，bizaiwaimiancanjiabisaishufuduole，biewenwozazhidaode，shuoduoledoushilei！”
“dangjieqiangjie，xingzhielie，zuiqimadoushisannianqibu，laotouyaoshigale，neikejiushinianqibulea！”
zhibojianredushunjianhuobao，bushaoguanzhonghupenghuanyou，fenfenjiangpengyouqinqihanlaizhibojian。
budaojifenzhongshijian，gangcaizhiyoujishirendezhibojian，shunjianyongjinlaijiqianren。
现场。
sulangpazaidishang，xiaoxinyiyitanletanlaotoubixi，jianhuxizhengchang，dunshisonglekouqi。
zheishi，zhouweiluguoderenkandaoliangrendangjieganfanyigelaotou，qizhongneigepangzihaiqubarenjiakudou，dangchangbuganle。
yiqunrenjiaomazhewanqixiuzichongshanglai。
“bierangzheilianggerenpaole，yebuqudatingdating，zaizheifujinqiangjie，wenguowomenguangchangwudamatuanhuoma？jiemeimen，shanga，jiaoxuntamen！”
“laogong，laogongnishanga！biepa，zheishijianyiyongwei。sha？womeilaogong？wo......%%#￥@￥#@%！”
“diea！zanyigenaogenghuanzhejiusuanleba，nishangquwanquanjiushisongcaia！”
“......”
zhongduojianyiyongweiqunzhongwanqixiuziweishanglai，zhunbeihaohaoshoushisulangliangren。
“别急！”
“daye！dama！biedongshou，bangwomenbaojing，zheirenshigexiaotou，zhende，woduidianxianganfashi，bieshanglaia！zaishanglaiwokedongshoule，jiuminga！darenla！”
xianchangyourentaochushoujitongzhizhianju，jiandanjiangleyixiaxianchangqingkuang，zhezhongqiangdiaolianggejiefeiyouduoxiongcan。
zhianjuchujingsuduhenkuai。
shifenzhonghou，zhianjuduizhangsuntaodaizhejimingduiyuancongcongganlai。
feilehendajingcaijilejinqu，xianchangrenshizaishitaiduole。
“douwanghoutui，biewangqiancoule，nimenlianggecongdianxianganshangxialai，kuaiyidian！”
kanzhedianxianganyipangyishouliangren，suntaolishengmadao：“yihuiyaoshiyinqitingdian，shuyusunhuaigonggongwupin，zuijiayideng，ganjinxialai，douzheiqingkuangle，hairenbuqingxingshi？”
sulangshuangshoubaozhedianxiangan，chongxiafangdahan：“womenshiyuanwangde，dishangneigelaotoushigexiaotou，zhenbushiqiangjie......”
tingdaozheihua，suntaoduizhangweiweizhouqilemeitou。
“duizhang，zheishizuijinzanyaozhaodeneigewanglaoqia，zhengtiantouyaofanwanliqiandeneige，zuotianhaiyougemangrenlaibaoanni，jiankongpaidaole，jiushizheijiahuo，cuobule！”
cihuayichu，zhouweiqunzhongquandoushayanle。
不是抢劫的？
dishangneigelaotouzhenshigexiaotou？
gangcaidongshoudedamagangacuozheshou，haoshenganweizhesulangliangren。
niejiandeniejian，routuideroutui。
kanzheliangrenshenshangdejiaoyin，bietiduoxinteng。
“jiranshixiaotou，nimenliangrengenwomenhuiquyitang，kougongshenmedexuyaoluzhi，dousanleba。”
huayingangluo，jiukanjianduimianneigeshouruoqingniannaozhetou，yilianbuhaoyisicoushanglai。
“neishenme，duizhang，zhuaxiaotoushibushiyou200dejiangjin？nengbunengxianyuzhijiwomen？santianmeichifan，edeyanmaojinxing，genzhehuiquxiezhudiaochameiwenti，zanzhianjujidiankaifana？gantangma？”
孙涛：“？？？”
zenmeganjue......
有点不太对劲了呢？
......
节目组转播厅。
weilezengjiazhiboxiaoguo，jiemuzuhuafeizhongjinpinqingleqiongyoushijiedezhimingjiabin，rangduixuanshoujinxingdianping。
cishi，jiweijiabinbaohanchendaoyanzainei，kanzhebeidaishangjingchedesulang，chedimengquanle。
“zhei，zhuaxiaotounazhianjujiangli，haoxiangmeishenmemaobing，buguobujianyixuanshouzheimegan，taiweixianle，xingkuigangcaijiushigexiaotou，ruguoshiqitaleixingzuifan，huozhexiedaiwuqi，zheiliangrenhuihenweixian！”
陈导一脸茫然。
抓罪犯赚钱？
zhengzheng2000mingxuanshou，meigedouhenzhengchang，bisaiyikaishi，bushizaimaitouganlu，jiushizhaodifangzhuanzijin。
唯独这两个家伙。
bisaidiyitian，jinyoude100yuanqidongzijinshenmezhuangbeidoumeimai，xianquxuanleyidunshaokao。
ranhouzhijiebailan，santianshijian，youxielihaidexuanshoumaileyiliangzixingche，xianyibuchufa，rujindoumashanglikaiqindousheng。
jiushisudumandiande，yecongqindoushiqulikaile。
zheilianggejiahuodaohao，santianqianzaina，santianhouhaizaina，yidianbianhuadoumeiyou。
buguo，zheilianggelezirenzhongyushizhuandaoleqian，suiranbanfayouxiebukaopu，danshi200yinggaiyegouliangrenjianchijitian，yinggaibuhuijixubailanle。
“ouranshijian，gebumenbuyongguoduoguanzhu，jixuguanchaqitaxuanshou，youqishimailezixingcheneimingyaoyaolingxiandexuanshou，zhongdianguanzhu，zhiyuzuihouyimingzheigesulang......ruguojixubailan，fagonggaotixingtamenjinkuaishanglu。”
chendaotucaoleyifan，baibaishou，meitaijiangsulangliangrendanghuishi。
zhuadaoxiaotouyinggaishiouranshijian。
开玩笑。
sheinengzheimelihai，kanyiyanjiunengkanchuduifangshixiaotou？
youzheibenshi，zhiyuelesantianma？
nengzhuadaoxiaotou，chuncuishiyunqihaoeryi。