第3章 殡仪馆送外卖

“nishuozhajikelejiashangpeisongfeishiwanyuan。”

“suiranwomendifushihenyouqian,danbudaibiaoworenshaqianduohaoba。”

谢木川悔不当初。

zaozhidaoduimianzheipianzizhenzheimeyouqianhaichun,dangchujiuduoshuoyidianqianle。

buguoxianzaiqiandoushoule,kendingdezhuajinbanshi。

zheiyanghaodehezuoguanxi,dexianbachengxindudaxialai,quebaoxiacihezuoyukuai。

xiemuchuanxiankaibeizi,qingshouqingjiaocongchuangshangzuoqilai,shitanxingdecaizaidishang。

faxianshenshangbingmeishenmetonggan,zhenggerensonglekouqi,naqishoujiyibianwangwaizou,yibiandiankaigouwuxiaochengxu。

tazhaodaogouwulanlizuibianyi,xiaoshouliangzuigaodezhajikele。

peiliaoxuanzeziranfen,meibiedeyuanyin。

yinweixiemuchuanaichijiazirandezhajikele。

……

xiemuchuandachedaobinyiguan,zhajikeleyebeiwaimaiyuansongdao。

tatizhezhajikelewanglizou,limianhaiyouhenduorentougaibaibukusang。

xiemuchuanzhuzuzaimenkou,chiyibanshangbuzhidaozenmejishaoguoqu。

“xiaoshuaige,nizhaosheia?”binyiguanlaodayecongxiemuchuanshenhouchumei。

tabeihedehunshenyijiling,“wo,wolaishaodiandongxijiwopengyou。”

“nipeng……”xiemuchuanchouchuzhebuzhidaoshuoshenme,“tabushijintianqushide,dantatuomengjiworangwolaizheilishaozhajikelejita。”

zongbunengshuoshiheiwuchangxiangyaochi,rangtalaishaodeba?

zheiyangkendinghuibeirenweishishenjingbingde,genghekuangtaxianzaihaichuanzhebinghaofu,kendinggengrongyibeiwuhui。

“zheilishishaoyitidedifang,kebushishaodongxide,niyaoshaoqunipengyoumudishaoqu。”

“doushuoletashituomengrangwolaizheishaode。”xiemuchuanyouxiebunai,nachushoujikaichusaomajiemian,“zheiyang,wojinizhuanliangqian,nirangwoshaoyixia,lequewopengyouxinyuanxingba?”

“zheiduobuhaoyisia?”laodayezuishangwanju,shentiquehenchengshi。

“nibadongxijiwo,wonadaogongzuojianlishao,shaowanwopaizhaojinichengbu?”

“keyi,buguonibiepaidaobierendeguhui。”xiemuchuanbazhajikeledijilaodaye。

tawangzhelaodayecanglaodebeiying,xinlizhiyouyigeniantou。

shaokuaidian,kuaidian,zaikuaidian。

zheibinyiguankebushihaodaidifangya。

huiquletadoudehuiqukuagehuopenxinlicaitashi。

meiyihuier,huohuajianlinachuyiguanguhui。

kanyangziyitiyijingshaohaole,neitadehanbaokeleyinggaiyeshaohaole。

xiemuchuanmeidengdaolaodayedezhaopian,shoulixinxiquexianggebuting。

“wojiushuonimenyangjiandeshiwuhaochiba!”

“buguohuashuohuilai,zhajibiaomianshangdeneicengpeiliaoshishenme?xianxiandehaidaidiantianwei,haitinghaochi。”

“zhishidanhuangjiang,niyaoxihuanwoxiacihaijinijiajiushile。”xiemuchuanhuizhexiaoxi。

心里却很疑惑。

laodayebushishuoshaowanpaizhaojitakanme?

zenmeheiwuchangdouchishangle,tahaimeishoudaozhaopian?

nanbuchengtaxinxiyanchile?

“sizhejiashu!guolaiqiangezi!”shilaodayedeshengyin。

taconggongzuojianlichulai,nazheyigewenjian,chaozhedatinghan。

xiemuchuankanzhelaodayemangliudeshenyingyuyanyouzhi。

mangliujian,laodayekandaolexiemuchuandeshenying,taquegenmeikanjianyiyang。

nandaotawangletamenganggangdeshilema?

binyiguandekushenggengjiasilienanguo,beishangdeqingxuranshangxiemuchuan。

tabuxiangbeifuqingxubaoguo,renzheshentidetengtongkuaibuzouchubinyiguan。

“xiaciniyaohaixiangchidongxiguoduanshijianzailianxiwo。”

“wogangchuchehuoshentixuboruo,xuyaoxiuyang。”

“xinga,buguonidejiwoduodianzhajikele。”

heiwuchangzhijiechuxianzaixiemuchuandeshoujipingmuli,yibiankenzhajiyibianbaba。

“womendifuchibudaozheixiedongxi,nijiwojilaiwozhenghaonaqumai,zhuandianchajia。”

“xinga,buguonichaowozheierjinhuo,wodejinizhangjia。”

“yixiazijinisonghenduo,yeshihenfeitilide。”

heiwuchangheleyidakoukele,dalegeshuangge。

“dengwochiwan,jinizhuanyibaiwan,nisongshifenzhajikelejiwo。”

“sangeyuehou,shaojini。”

“pukekeke!duoshao?!sangeyue!”heiwuchangganghejinqudekele,beiqiangchulai,“neimejiuwodengbuji,nimingtianjiujiwosongguolai。”

“neibuxing,shangjindongguyibaitian,woguzheleyigenleigudehaohaoxiuyang。”

heiwuchangxianqidipiepiezui,bazhajikelefangzaiyibian。

shuangshoufangzaixiongqian,zuilibuzhidaozaidiguxieshenme。

xiemuchuanzhijuedetashenshangdetengtongganzaiyidiandianxiaoshi。

“wojinishifa,xianzainideshentiquanyule,kuaijiwosongzhajikele。”

heiwuchangshuowan,haijixiemuchuanzhuanleyibaiwanyuan。

shoujibofangdeshengyin,dunshirangxiemuchuanhuiguoshen。

他呆呆的望着余额。

tadelaotianya,zhenshidiyicijiandaozheimeduolingdeshuzi!

“heilaoge,nidengzhe,wozheijiuqujinisongwaimaiao!”

xiemuchuanbenpaoqilai,eqiandesuifawanghouchui,luchubaijingdelianpang。

……

“谢木川?!”

tatingxiajiaobu,xunzheshengyinwangqu。

yuanbenyangguangyoudianxiaoshuaidelianshunjianheilexialai。

真是晦气呢。

zaizheizhongdifangdounengpengjianshengantaozheiduoqipa。

“niguanwolaizuoshenme?jieguo,woganshijian。”

takemeishijiandalita,xianzaidemangzhezhuanqianni!

“manzhe!nixianbaneitianchifandeqianjiwolezaizou!”

xiemuchuanbeiqixiao,tazhanzaishengantaomianqianweiweiditou,shenchushizhigouqitaneizhangkafendelian。

bochunqingqi,“ni,zuo,meng!”

“xiangqinhaiyaonvshengmaidan,nihaishibushinanren!”

“neizale?shibushinanrenyebugenniguo。”

kao,tahaimeizhaotasuanchuchehuodezhangni。

xianzaihaihaoyisizhaotayaoqian?zuoshenmechunqiudamengni!

“lianliangwankuaidounabuchulai,nilaixiangshenmeqina?”

“zhenshihuobuqidewanyier,sheijiajinisheidaomei!”

xiemuchuanyuetingyuejuedehuiqi,shenzhijuedelianneidunfandouweilegou。

“laozinengfuneiqibaiduokuaiqianjiuyijingshiworenzhiyijinle,wokannishigenvshenglandejijiao。”

“biebawobijile,laozirangnibawofudeqibaiduoduodoutuchulaijiwo!”

xiemuchuanmiansetieqing,yuqigengshiyouzhehebeijipimeidebingleng。

suiranshuotaxianzaiyijingyouyibaiduowanle,danzheibudaibiaotadeqiankeyinalaizaota。

“pei!lianqibaiduokuaiqiandoukandebimingzhongyao,nibuhuiquanbujiadangdoujiaodaizaineierleba?”shengantaoyixiangqilaineitianzaicantingdongpinxicou,qiuyegaonaicaijiedaoleqian,jiuhenbudejiangxiemuchuandaxiebakuai。

“jiunizheiqiongguihaixiangqin,wokanniyibeizidaguanggundele!”