第5章 没事别想下地府

heiwuchanghaobukeqi,yibazhangpaizaiguichadetoushang,shunjianneirendetouluzhuanlehaojiquan。

“bieya,darennibiepaiwodetou,shanggeyueganggangbatoujieshang,yaoshizaipaiyixia,xiaorenhuiqukejiuyaomanmandejietoule。”

tashenzichaoqian,touchaohou,haoyifuhuajidechangmian,doudedajiahahadaxiao。

xiemuchuanmeishenmehaipade,zuijiaoyangqileyimoxiaorong,zheishijiandekunan,kebidifuyaonandeduole。

youqishizheixieren,zaishipinli,bengbengtiaotiaode,tamenshenshanghuochuanzhemingchaodeyifuhuochuanzheqingchaodeyifu,youyixiesidebujiudegui,haichuanzheshixiazuixinchaodemingpai。

tamenshenhoudejianzhu,bingbushirenmensuoxiangxiangdeneiyang,genxiandaidejianzhuchabuduo,yeshigaoloulinli,zhishidajiadoushipiaozaikongzhongde,meiyoubanfazhengchangxingzoubale。

xiemuchuanxinlixiangdaozheizaidifusiwangderen,gegexingye,douyoudajiazaidixiayesuanshifengxianchuleyifenzijideliliang,nenggoujiangdifujianshedegenxiandaishehuijiegui。

nandaodixiajiumeiyouchushima?

yedui,neixiesiqudechusheng,quandourulechushengdao,hunporuledifu,neijiuguidifuguan。

danfansheigansizichihunpo,shuyudifudetongjifan。

xiemuchuanyeshitongguojibenxiaoshuo,zhidaozheixiechangshide,kanlaizheishiyitiaozhangxianshengyia,keyizuodaotuixiu,shenzhihaigongbuyingqiu。

heiwuchangkantabantianmeiyoufanying,yaozheyigehanbaowendao:“xiaozi,shibushibeiheshale?”

yibapaikaipangbiandeshangdiaogui,“nibiekantamenzhangdekongbu,zheikedoushihaorena,yaobushihaoren,tamenyedangbuleguicha。”

“neixieshengqianzuoededouxialeshibacengdiyu,nifangxin,zheilimeiyourennengshanghaini,danfanganshanghaini……”

xiaoguimenzhijuedeshenbiandeqixiyileng,haoxiangdarenzhenyaoduitamenzenmeyang,ganjinsuozhebozi。

difuguijusenyan,xiemuchuanyebuweinanweilaidegeweijinzhu,ganjinkaikoudao:“heiwuchangdage,bushizheiyangde,woshixiangzheyouzoudeguihaitingkeaide,youzhongwanshengjiedeganjue。”

“nimenzaineibianhaoxiangyehenyouqu,woyiqiankanguojibenxiaoshuo,duidifutebiedeganxingqu,buzhidaowokebukeyibanchengguidemoyang?qinziqujinisongwaimai。”

huorenconglaimeiyouquguodifu,danfantaquyitang,neikezhendejiushishijiandiyirenle。

xiemuchuanjuedekexing,quebeiheiwuchanglengshengdaduan,“biexiangneixieyoudemeide,nidanfanganxialai,kejiuhuibuqule。”

nixialaibuyaojin,dabulewohebaixiongdiyongsuolianyigou,danshiyihouzhajikechibudao。

quanhengyixia,heiwuchangzaicijinggao,“meishibiexiangzhexunsi,renjianduohaoa,youxiongdimenyangzheni,niyebuchouchihe,jilaozihaohaohuozhe。”

谢木川:“……”

tingshuoliguisichuhairen,zenmehaiyouquanrenhuozhedegui?

buguoanheiwuchangdeyisi,yaoshizhendesile,xiangdaofumushangxindeshenqing,fumujiutazheiyigeerzile,xiemuchuanshuaileshuainaodai,ganjindaxiaoniantou。

“heiwuchangdage,nifangxin,younizheigedajinzhuzai,woshibuhuiside,nimenshengqianmeiyouchidaode,wodouhuijinimendaidao,suoyiwohuijiejinquanlidehuozhe。”

heiwuchanglianshangdebiaoqingweisong,“zheijiuduilema。”

yankanmianqiandehanbaozhajimaidechabuduole,heiwuchangjinrishoulebushaoqian,zhijiezaishipinlifenfu。

“yizhouyihouzaisongershifenzhajihanbaoguolai,qianzhuandaonizhangshangle。”

dingdongyisheng,zhifubaoteshudetishiyinxiangqi,erbaiwandaozhang,xiemuchuanshufudeluchuleshaxiao。

“xiexieheiwuchangdage,baozhengjinisongdao,dajiayoushenmexiangchide,jiqianyidingbangnimenmai。”

daozuihoule,xiemuchuanyebuwangxuanchuanshengyi。

heiwuchangdaoshimeiyouzuzhita,neixiexiaoguimenyouxieyiyibushe,haoburongyijiangehuoren,dajiakedouxinxianzheni。

shipinguaduan,xiemuchuanhuidaochuzuwu,dingzheyinxingkashangdeyue。

yiqianqiongdeshihou,tajingchangtangzaichuangshang,mengdaobaofugairuhehuaqian,zheixiazhendeyouqianle,quebuzhigairuheguihua。

dingzheshoujipingmushangdequanjiafu,xiemuchuanyoulexinsi。

songwandedingdanheweisongwandeyigongjiaqilaisanbaiwan,yizheizuochengshidejiage,haiyuanyuanmaibuqiyitaofangzi,buguoshoufudaoshigoule。

difuneimeduogui,yaoshiheiwuchangnenggoudinggengduodezhaji,neijiugenghaole,zhishaotayenengmaideqiyitaofangzi,babamacongnongcunjiedaochengshilaizhu,tamenyihouzaiyebuyongzhongtianle。

keshuijiuyourensongzhentou,weixintishiyinxiangqi,yiyanjiukandaotouxiangshigemeinv,haishineizhongyulequandoubibushangdedameinv,qizhichuchentuosu,daizheqinglengshuligan。

“mengpo?shiwoxiangdenaiheqiaoshangdeneigemengpoma?”

xiemuchuandianletongyi,tazhengzhunbeidaziwenduifangyouheguigan,duimianyilianchuanfalailejizhanghaokandezhaopian,haiquanbudoushisuyanzhao。

额……

他愣住了!

qianershinian,doumeiyouyudaozhapiande。

xianzaibukuishidashuju,yidanjiancedaotayouqianle,maichanvdoushangmenlaile。

guoledagaijishimiao,xiemuchuanbuweisuodong,zhijieledangdeshuodao:“pengyou,maichabiezhaowo,zaixiabuhecha,hekafei。”

孟婆:“……”

咖啡是什么东西?

gangcaizhanzainaiheqiaoshang,wendaozhajideweidao,kebatachanhuaile,xinghaotayouyiguanbanzhi,nenggouzhijielianxixiaoge。

daizhexiaogebuxiangxinta,tingxiaogedeyisi,haoxiangshihuaiyitazaipianren?

haodaitashidifutangtangmengpo,heibaiwuchangdoudejitajifenmianzi。

“wobushimaichade,woshigangcaishipinlidingzhenidemengpo。”

叮!

xiemuchuanhaimeixiaohuawanxiaoxi,yige2wankuaidezhuanzhang,heranchuxianzaipingmushang。

啊!

zhenbushimaichadeya,zhendeshimengpo!

difuderenchushoujiushikuochuo,yebuzhidaotamenshengqianyoumeiyouqian,fanzhengsileyihou,kantamenshizhendebuqueqian,bihuorenhaiyaozizai。

xiemuchuanxinligankai,zheihuozheyoushenmehaode,huozhehaiyaodangniuma。

sileyihou,huaqianruliushui,zheirizishitaxiangdoubuganxiangde。

“xiaoge,nikankanzheijigehuazhuangpin,nengbunengxiangbanfabangwogaodao?”

mengpoxinlizheji,yangjianxialaideneixienvguishuo,zheijigehuazhuangpinzuihaoyongle。

tazainaiheqiaoshangdouyijingshubuqingyouduoshaosuiyuele,suirandifubuzhisuiyue,dantazongjuedezijilaole。

xialaidenvguiyuelaiyuenianqing,neiyigegexipinenroude,mengpoyexiangdabanziji,bijingnvyiyuejizherong,tayebuliwai。