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di1zhangcanjiaxijuzongyi《xijudasai》!huodeguomubuwangjineng!

yexuanhuanhuanzhengkaishuangyan,zhouweideyiqiesihubingbushuyutashuxideshijie。

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【zenmehuishi?wobushizaijiazhongma?】

【zenmeturanlaidaoleyigemoshengdedifang?】

“awutaizhunbeiwancheng,xuanshouyijiuwei。”

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congzheixierenkouzhongtatingdaoleyixiemoshengdecihui。

zheinandaoshiyigejiemu?keshiwoweishenmehuizaizheili?

yexuanyihuodikanzhezhoubian,youyixielengshen。

suihoutadenaozhongchuanlaiyiduanbushuyutadejiyi。

tawuzhetou,zhouzhemeitongkudiyaoya。

原来他穿越了。

chuanyuedaoleyigetongmingtongxingderenshenshang。

yuanzhuyejiaoyexuan,shixijuxueyuandebiyesheng。

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所以他来了。

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“欧阳蜜?”

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“shide,zheiyicilaichongdangpingweidedoushixijujiededaka,womenzhendenengbeixuanshangma?”

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“田宇师兄!”

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“田宇师兄。”

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zheikeruheshihao?nanbuchengzhinengshangqudiuchoulema?

zhengzaicishi,tadenaozhongshanguoyidaodianziyin。

“叮——”

“gongxisuzhujuexing‘xijudashixitong’,weibenxitongshoujihuanlezhi,keduihuanxitongxiangyingjiangli。”

“xianzaifafangxinshoudalibao——guomubuwang,qingsuzhuzhuyichashou!”