第三章,让你送外卖,没让你看现场直播【求鲜花】

“怎么了?”

jianzhaoyun***,wanggangwenleyiju。

“没什么,走吧。”

jiexialailiangrenjiuqishanglediandongche,likailezheipianquyu。

yucitongshi,lanweilouercengyigenzhuzihoumian,yigeshencaizhuangshuodenanziquezhengnazhewangyuanjingkanzhezheiyimu。

yanjianzhaoyunliangrenlikaile,zheicaifangxialewangyuanjing。

“yaoge,waimailaile。”

“没什么情况吧?”

“没有,放心吧。”

“zenmeshilianggeren,songwaimaibudoushiyigerenma?”

“hehe,neixiaozishigechu,diyitiansongwaimai,lingwaiyigeshidaitade。”

“太巧了吧。”

“haiya,nijiufangxinba,nigaibuhuiyiweitamenshijingchaba,neixiaoziyikanjiushiyigelengtouqing,ruguozhenshijingcha,jiubuhuiluchuzheizhongpozhanle。”

“那倒也是。”

yucitongshilingwaiyibian,qizheqizhe,zhaoyunjiuturanchazhulechezi。

“nizenmetingle?”wanggangyilianyihuo。

“nandaonimeiyouchajuechushenmebuduima?”

“什么不对啊?”

“neilishilanweiloumeicuoba?”

“是啊。”

“能住人吗?”

“tabushishuolema,tashikangongdide。”

“nijianguonianqingrenkangongdima,yibankanshougongdidedoushilaotou。”

“zheige,yebuquanshiba,yinggaiyeyounianqingrende。”

“不对。”

“哪里又不对了?”

“neilibuzhiyigeren。”

“kendingde,yigerenchideleneigeduoma?”

“jiranbushiyigeren,neitajiuzaisahuang,erqiekanshougongdiyigeyuecaijigeqian,suisuibianbianyidunfanjiujibaikuai,haichoujishikuaideyan。”

wanggangzhalezhayan,yilianmengbi,buzhidaozhaoyunzheihuashenmeyisi,“sahuang,tasahuangganshenme?”

“yigelanweilou,jigerenqiqiguaiguaidezhuzailimian,haisahuangshikanshougongdide,zhiqianyourangwomendaiyan,daipai,daian**。”

“怎么了?”

“nishuozenmele?”zhaoyundangranbuhuigaosuwanggang,taconggangcaineirenshenshangfaxianleshouqiang。

gengbuhuigaosuwanggang,tagangcaizaimenkouyijingtongguotoushiyan,kandaoloushangdeyiqie。

wanggangnaolenaotou,“nishishuo,tamenzaijuzhongdubo?”

“duboyaomaian**ma?”

“neishi——”gangshuodaozheiliwanggangyanjingjiudengdale,“nigaibushishuotamenzaineigeba?”

zhaoyundiandiantou,shizetakandaodeqingkuangbizheigehaiyaozaogao,zhishimeifashuo。

yucitongshizhibojianyouyicizhaguole。

“woshuoshenmelaizhe,hahaha。”

“neibangrenkendingzaidapuke。”

“hahaha,dequezaidapuke,buguobushizhengjingdepuke。”

“huashuobushizhengjingdepuke,neitamenrangzhaoyunmaipukeganshenme?”

“城里人真会玩。”

“ganjinde,huitou,womenyaokanzhenrenxiu。”

“baogaojingchashushu,zheiliyourenshangyanzhenrenxiu。”

“zhuahuangle,zhuahuangle……”

zhibojiandewangyoujueduibuhuixiangdao,tamenyiweineibangrenzaidapuke,shijishangquebidapukeyanzhongdeduo。

wanggangyejueduixiangbudao,suoyizheigeshihoutaquanzhaoyunbuyaoduoguanxianshi,songwaimaiyaojin,buguanbierenzuoshenme,neidoushibierendeziyou。

zhaoyunqueyaotou,shuoyaohuiqukanyixia。

yitingzheihuazhibojiandewangyoumenjiulefanle,jitishuapingrangzhaoyundiaotou。

shenzhiyourensongshanglefeijidapaogezhongliwu,yaozhaoyunganjinhuiqu。

“kanshenme?”wanggangnanyizhixin。

zhaoyunmeiyoushuohua,zhijiejiudiaotouhuiqule。

jianzhuangwanggangzhinenggenzheyiqihuiqule,bianzouhaibianquanzhaoyunbuyaoduoguanxianshi,kuitanbierendeyinsishifanfade。

jiemuzhongxinlixianghehejiongkandaozheiyimu,tongyangzhouqilemeitou,juedezhaoyunyouxieduociyijule。

buguanbierenzuoshenme,neidoushibierendeshiqing,nicaogeshenmexin。

yaoshizhaoyunzhendequkuitanbierendeyinsi,xianzaiyouzaizhibo,yidanyinqishenmebuhaodehouguo,zhenggejiemuzudouhuireshangguanside。

jiusuanbureshangguansi,yehuiyinqiweidaoshidekouzhubifade。

“zheigezhaoyungaoshenme?”

jiemuyingxiaozhongxinli,zhiyetiaozhanlanmuzuzuzhangbaizhanpengkanzhedapingmuzhoumeidao。

yipangbaozhebangzidezhurenqinfentuiletuiyanjingkuangdao:“hainenggaoshenme,weileyinqihuati,zengjiapuguangdubei。”

“neitayeyaozhuyifencuna,yaobuyaozhizhita?”

qinfenyaoleyaotou,“zanshibuyao,xiankankanzaishuo。”

cishizhaoyunliangrenyijinghuidaolexianqiandeyangguanggongyuanxuefudatiemenqian,wanggangyijiuzaiquanzhaoyunbuyaoduoguanxianshi,tazheiyangzuohuiyinlaifeiyide。

“wobupafeiyi,jiupalimianzaicongshishenmefeifahuodong。”

“youshenmefeifahuodong,niqingwoyuandeshiqing?”

“wanyibushiniqingwoyuanni?”

“你什么意思?”

“yongnidenaozixiangyixiang,zheizhongshiqinghuilaizheizhonghuangjiaoyewaidedifangma,zaijiali,zaijiudiannandaobushufu,zheiliyoushenme,zhao**ma?”

“meizhunrenjiajiushihaozheikouni?”

“neiyeshiweifade,bixuzhizhi。”

“你。”

“erqiewogangcaicongneirenyaohoukandaoleyiyangdongxi。”

“什么东西?”

“suiranmeiyoukanqingchu,dangugude,youxiexiangshishouqiang。”

“什么,手枪。”

“xu,xiaoshengdian。”zhaoyunlimayazhuwanggangdezui,zhilezhilimian。

wanggangshuangyandengda,nanyizhixin。

“qiang,shenmeqiang,womenzenmemeiyoukandao?”

“乖乖,不会吧。”

zhibojianwangyoumenjitijingdaile。

“niquedingnikanqingchule?”wanggangyadishengyinwenleyiju。

zhaoyundiandiantou,youyaoyaotou,“buqueding,danxiang。”

“nei,nei,neizenmebana,baojing?”

“dengdengba,wobuzhidaoshibushi,dengquedinglezaishuo。”

“怎么确定啊?”

“xianbadiandongchetinghao。”shuozhezhaoyunzuoyoukanlekan,jiushiyiwangganggentayiqibadiandongchetingdaoleyigeyinmidejiaoluo。

ranhouzhaoyunjiuraozheweiqiang,laidaolehoumianyikewaibozishupang。

shangxiakanlekan,zhaoyunsanbubingzuoliangbu,zuoyoukaigong,congshushangyiyuejiutiaodaoleweiqiangshang。

“你。”

“nizaixiamiandengzhe,wojinqukankan。”

budengwangganghuida,zhaoyunyigefanshenjiuxiaoshibujianle。

“我靠,这身手。”

“666啊云哥。”

“hahaha,womeiyoukancuoba,zhaoyungangcaineijixiataishuaile。”

“他练过武功吗?”

“meitingshuotashishaolinsichulaideya,tabushibeidianbiaoyanxidema?”

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