“召唤姚广孝!”
genjuxitongsheding,zhiyaomorenshisuzhudedipan,doushikeyisuijizhaohuan,zuihouhuichuxianzailingdizhizhong。
zhaohuanbujiu,shoubojiuzouleguolai,xiaoshengdao:“dianxia,qianmianyouyigedaoyanheshanglanlu,shuoyaojiandianxia。”
道衍和尚!
likezuijiaoyangqiyisixiaorong,zheibujiushiyaoguangxiaodefahaoma,zijidemouchenlaile。
“jiangtadaijinlaiba,benwangzuijinxihuanshanglefofa,zhenghaogendashiyanjiuyanjiu!niranghuweimenshouzhumenkou,buyaodaraowomenyanjiufofa!”
“啊?”
shouboyilianmengbi,dianxiaxihuanfofa?
gangcaidianxiahaishalezheimeduoren,nandaozijiadianxiashoule**,xiangyaolaichaoduyixianeixiewanghunbucheng?
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嘿嘿!
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噗!
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zijizheiyesuanshichuangzaolelishi,dingtilezhudia。
tameihaoqidao:“dashishenyan,wofuhuangkebushizhuyunwenneigechunhuo,cifanminxinsuoxiang,zaofannainitianerxing。”
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shawutonghaiyouliyou,shaguangshijiakejiushiqingtaidale。
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ruguobushitianmingzaishen,youqihuijiangzijizheigefangwaizhirenzhaohuanguolai,zheiyijingshuomingleyiqie。
likehunshenyizhen,dunshiyouzhongbeishuofudeganjue。
是啊!
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meiyouyigeanwendejidijiuzaofan,wuyishizuiyuchundeshiqing,neijihushimeiyoudiercidejihui。
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额!
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哈哈!
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yaoshiyaoleyidian,buguogaidanxindeshibieren。
neiduwenjisuirankeyiyong,danshizheijiahuoyouxiehualiu,guangshiweixietahaishibukaopu,haideshizijirenhaoyonga。
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..........
erzheishihou,zhenggeyizhoudouzhakaileguo。
chengmenkoudeshiqingsuiranbeiyaxia,danshikandaoderenkebushao,jiashangdadoudufudegonggao,jihuzhenggeyizhoudouzhixiaolecishi。
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“bushiba,shuwanglanggexionga?”
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噗!
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wanwanmeixiangdao,caishuileyiwanshang,diertiantazaofanhesixundexiaoxijiutongshichuanlaile,zheishizaishitai**lea。
bianshangderenlimajitashouwuzudaodijieshileqilai,shuodaojidongchu,jiuchayishenshuofale。
额!
shouxiaweiweizhoumei,xiayishixiangyaotixingdao:“shaoye,zheilimianyouwenti,shuwangzheifenmingjiushijietifahui,womenshifou......”
“闭嘴!”
buguohaimeishuowan,chengchubiyijingshikaikouxunchileta。