buguochengjiangbeizixixianglexiangzheilishinaer，chuanyulaozishudaoshana！
“nikezhenyoushanchengmeizidehuolaa！”
kanlaizijiyinzangdehenhaoma，xiaohuozi，meixiangdaoba，jiemenerjingchengren！
chengjiangbeizheixiayanjingyanyanshishile，“nizheiwobuhaoxizaoa。”
“我帮你。”
还有这种好事了？
chengjiangbeibufankangle，rangkuangfengbaoyulaidegengmengliexieba！yanqianshiyipianheian，shenshangshihualaladeshuiliu，“buguo，tingnidekouyin，buxiangshishanchengdea？”
“你听错了。”
nvrenfuyandehuida，ranhoudaoxilekouliangqi。
“wohaibuzhidaonijiaoshenmeni？”chengjiangbeizhongzhongdetulekouqi。
“renzhendian，bieshuozheixieyoudemeide。”
“就.....”
chengjiangbeibenlaihaixiangwenxieshenme，ranhouzuibabeiduzhule，henkuaijiushenmedouwenbuchulaile！
......
第二天一大早。
chengjiangbeiqichuangjiuxilihutude，yanjinghenzhang，yiwanshangdoumeiyoujianguoguangming，shenzhitaxianzaidouhaimeiyouzenmefanyingguolaini，buzhidaozenmemianduijiexialaidejuqinga！
naeryourenmianjizheimemiande？
yidianganhuodoumeiyouma？quanshishide。
chengjiangbeihuanghuangbuana，lianmingzidoubuzhidao，jiuzhinenghanwangmingle，“jingjing？jingjing？”
bantianyidianshengyindoumeiyou。
“......”
chengjiangbeipaqilai，toumodebayanqiandezhegaiwuxiankaiyidian，faxianqueshitingdemeicuo。
shenmedoumeiyou，jiudianhenrongyijiuyilanwuyide。
chengjiangbeicuoeyixia，jiufaxianchuangtoujushenzhishihouhoudeyigexinfeng。
“？？？？？？”
libianzuzuyouhaojiwanba。
huaile，yijueqilaiwochengyazile？
chengjiangbeijingle，jinzhangyixia，danyoukanjianchuangpushangdeluohong，ranhousonglekouqi，ganmangcongdishangdekubaolimochulezijideshouji，“kao，zheishenmeyisi？”
ranhoutajiukandaolezuiweixijuxingdeyimu。
【ninhaibushitadeweixinhaoyou。】
“......”
“我敲。”
“zheishishenmejuqingzhankaia？daiqiupao？kewoyebushibadaozongcaia！”
chengjiangbeikanzhejiudianyipianlangjie，bashoujizhongzhongderengzaichuangpushang，“qiongxueshengzheiyebufuheshedinga！”
不知道过了多久。
chengjiangbeishifuzheyaocongjiudianlichulaile。
cikeshiyangguangmingmei，weifengbuzaode。
taditoukankanshoujinazhexinfeng，neixinshiguji，keyishuoshanghaixingyiban，wuruxingjiqiangle。
shuiyijueqilai，meiliuxiazhiyanpianyu，shenzhihaibazijilianxifangshishanchule......
chengjiangbeihuaiyidemolemozijidelian，
cikebiaoqingyouxieposuidemeishaonianrangzhouweijige**jiedouyouxiechunchunyudong。
见光死了？
自己也不丑啊！
活不好，不满意？
“......”chengjiangbeixintaibenglea，quantouniedebangjin，“bumanyiniyiwanshangyaolewoqici？？”
genghekuangtaliannvzhudeliandoumeikanqing......
zhenjiuguanledengdanggou.......
妈的，奇耻大辱啊！
zijishidiyici，meiyouyidianpingjianijiuzou，zheishihuidaxiaoyigenianqingnanxingdejijixing！wanyiweilezenmeban？
wanglianyoufengxian，liaosaoxujinshena。
chengjiangbeijuedingbazheijianshiqingjiudangzuomimi，sisimaizangzaixindi，duiwaijiushuo，laishanchengshibiyelvyoude，dui，lvyoude。
昨天发生了什么吗？
显然没有！
.......
而与此同时。
binlichewaidoushishanchengjichangbianshangdedenghongjiulv，hongsejidiaoxiadezuoyirouruan。
jiangjingxuanhuanbaozhexiongbugaosong，shouwanshiyikuaiyikanjiujiazhibufeidenvshiwanbiao，shouzhiqingqingzaishoubeishangqingqingqiaoji。
zuihouzaiguowaidejianchabaogaoyijingfaguolai。
nvrenbudaosanshi，zhengshichengshuhechedizhanfangdenianji，zhangshijianshenjugaowei，shoufangzirudexiaojiangzongcikeyeshipitaijinxian，“nishishuo，deguozheijiajigoushuowonaobudezhongliushenqidexiaoshile，ng，bupaichushiwuzhendekeneng？”
wumishujianzhiyaojingxisile，“shideshide。”
taweiweicetou，kanxiangchechuangwai，chengshumingyandeliandanzaichechuangshangyixitouluzhehongrunzuichundejingyingbaoman，xianranmengbile。
“nishishuo，wowuzhenle，buyongsile？”
wumishu：“shiashia.......”
jiangjingxuan：“......”
wumishushitandewenleyixia，“jiangzong，nibukaixinma。”
“哈哈，哈哈。”
jiangjingxuanyanlideliandanshangjichuyimoweixiao，yaoyaonaodai，paipaishou，youpaipairouruandedatui，yanleidoukuaijixiaochulaile，“kaixin，wotaikaixinle。”
shunzhetadedongzuo，mishuyixiajiujinzhangdeshuodao，“aiyo，jiangzong，ninzheishizenmenongdea？zenmedoupopile，jiaoshangyeyou。”
jiangjingxuan：“......”
mishuhenyouzhiyesuyang，dangjimobaobaotaoshouji，“wozheijiulianxipifukedeliuboshi。”
“ting，stop！”jiangjingxuanlimataishouzhizhi，zuowandejiyiturantiaochulaigongjita。
qicia，zuzuqicia！
xipinenroudeshenshangnaernengbudaidianshang。
mingmingyiweizijiyaosile，diyici，yeshizuihouyicifangzong，bazijixiangyaoquemeiyoudezishidouchangshiyici。
jieguonazhidaozijikuaidousuile......
不死了说是。
“......”
zhizhilemishudexingwei，jiangjingxuanshunshibashoufangzaijiaoqiaodebiliangshangshishenderoucuo，datuidouzaizhandoubuting。
好疼的，死骗子。
肯定不止15cm。
jiangjingxuanxiangzheyoumengdeyaoyaotou，erduodoushirerede！
“姜总？”
mishubuzhidaofashengleshenme，zhizhidaojiangzongshitufaqixiangxiangyaolaishanchengsanxin，“ninyaobuyaohedongshizhangfenxiangyixiazheigehaoxiaoxi。”
jiangjingxuanhongrundezuichunweiweiyizhang，hulekoureqi，ranhoujiucongbaobaolimochuleshouji，dakaiweixin，rouruandexiaoshoujiuchadianmeizhuawen.......
zhiqianshiyijingpoguanziposhuaile。
jiushengmeijitianle，yihoujiushiguhunyeguile，bushigaogaozaishangdenvzongcai，meipengguonanren，haiburangzhaogenanrenwanwanxiaosayixiale？
不可能找现实的吧。
laobalaomabaifarensongheifaren，jiubujitamenzailiuxiazheizhongcijile？
suoyijiuzaiwangshangwuse，jiyuanqiaohexiajiutiaozhongleshenshibeijingnaizhiqingganjinglidoushiganganjingjingrutongyizhangbaizhidechengjiangbei。
然后......
jiukaishiletadesaocaozuo，yuanbenjingchengyoumingdechaojibaifumeijiubianchengleshanchengxiaohuniu！
【laiya，jianmianlebushiniwansiwo，jiushiwowansini。】
【ni15cm，wohai18ni，youbenshininensiwoa！】
【wobujinhuipicha，wohailianguoticaoni，niyoubenshijiubawowanhuaibei。】
“......”
zuixindexiaohongdianjiuzaiganggang。
【chengjiangbeiwangqingqiutianjiahaoyou：shabishabishabishabi......】