天海市。
某情侣宾馆。
“zuowan，nishuanggoulema？”
“e……haitingshufu。”
啪——
aimeifenweidengxia，qingqudachuangshangyiweichishenluoti、yangmaoshuaiqideqingnian，beihenhenchouleyibazhang。
“nidaoshishuanggoule，neiwoni？”
lengxiyankuangfanhong，leiguangshanshuo，yanzhongmanshixiunuzhise。
mingchuanwuzhelian，yilianweiqu：“bushi，meinv，zuowanyebushiwoyigerenshuanga，zaishuole，wonazhidaonishidiyicia，wokannijiaodetingdasheng……”
“住嘴！”
lengxiqiaolianxiuhong，ehenhendichushengdaduan。
cishideta，jianzhixiangsharendexindouyoule。
shenweitangtanglengshijituandongshizhang，tajuranbeirenxiayao，momingqimiaobashenzijiaojileyigemoshengnanren，gengzhongyaodeshi……haishizaizheizhongjietousuichukejiandexiaobinguan。
zheijianshiqingyaoshichuanchuqu，zugoutashenbaimingliele！
mingchuanyehenwuyu，bijingxiashanqianshifumenjiugaosuguota，chenglidenvrendouhuaidehen，xianzaikanlaiguoranmeicuo，mingmingzuowanneimereqing**，jieguoxinglaijiugenbianlegerenside，lengruobingshuang。
zaozhidaozheiyang，zuowanbanwanshi，zijijiugaitikuzizouren。
“转过去！”
“又怎么了？”
“我……穿衣服！”
lengxiqiaolianxiuhong，muguangquefangfonenghuotunlemingchuan。
“哦……”
明川不情愿照做。
zhitingbeihouyizhenxixisusudeshengxiang，banshanghouzaicikaikou：“xingle，zhuanguolaiba。”
mingchuanhuitou，cishidelengxiyijingchuandaizhengqi，yuanbenbaixiyourendetongti，cikebeiyijiangouleyaoshendezhiyetaozhuangzheyan，heisibaoguozhexiuzhangde**，dapeishangneiqinglengjingzhidemianrong，tuotuodebingshanmeiren。
“zheilishiyibaiwan，naleqian，chuquhoujiwobajintiandeshiqinglanzaiduzili，bunengduiwaitibangezi，womenjiudangconglaimeijianguo。”
yibaiwan，dafajiaohuazini？
doubutizijimashangyaojichengdashijieneishizhiqianyidewanshengguojijituan，guangshixiashanshihou，shifumenjitadelufei，douyouhaojibaiyini。
mingchuanzuijiaoyipie，buguanzhuannianyixiang，zijichuleaileyibazhang，haoxiangyemeichikui，yibaiwanjiuyibaiwanba。
咚咚咚——
“wulidegounannv，jiwogunchulai！”
jiuzaizheishi，fangmenhuranbeirenqiaoxiang，bingqiechuanlailejiweinantingdejiaomasheng。
mingchuanliansedabian，zheigaibuhuijiushisanshifukouzhongdexianrentiaoba？
ketaitouyikan，neinvrendeliansebitagengjianankan，shenzhimeimouzhonghaishanguoleyisihuangluan。
gaibuhuishilaizhuojiandeba？
mingchuanwendao：“waimianderennirenshi？”
“是我妹妹。”
lengxizichaoyixiao，daizhejifenkuse。
cishideta，yijingdagaicaidaole，nengjizijixiayaodechufeiqinjinxinrenzhiren，pianpianzheimeqiao，zijigangbeixiayao，houjiaotajiudairenzhaoshangmenlaile。
“e，neitahaimazheimenanting？genniyouchoua？”
mingchuanxiaole，yifukanrenaobuxianshidademoyang。
“你给我闭嘴！”
lengxishenxiyikouqi，fangfozuochuleshenmejuedingban，meimouzhigougoudingzhemingchuan：“jizhu，daihuitamenchongjinlai，nijiushuonishiwoxinjiaodenanpengyou，buyaotizuowanxiayaodeshiqing，yikouyaodingshiwomenjiushiqinglvguanxi。”
“为什么啊？”
“yourensuanjiwo，xiangrangwoshenbaiminglie，jiaochulengshijituandaquan，woqihuirangtaruyi！”lengxibeichijinyao，yanzhongmanshinuyi。
“啊这……”
“meinv，bushiwobubangni，zhuyaoshizanmenzhijianyagendoubushuxi，bierensuibianwenliangju，zanmenjiubuluxianlema？”mingchuansonglesongjian。
“wojiaolengxi，lengshijituandongshizhang，lengjiada**，haiguishuangxueweiboshi，danshenzhijin，wurenhebuliangshihao，shencaigefangmian，nizuowanbudouzijitiyanguoma！”lengxiyaoyaqiechidikanzhemingchuan，yisishixianzaikeyileba？
可岂料。
mingchuanwenyan，meitouyizhou：“nishuonijiaoshenme？”
“lengxi，zenmeyouwentima？”
“meishenme，zhishiwoweihunqiyejiaolengxi。”
mingchuanrushishuodao，xiashanqianshifumenyirenjiletayifenhunshu，qizhongsishifujitadeneifen，shangmianxiedejiushizheigemingzi。
lengxiwenyanshuranxiaoleqilai，meixiangdaozheijiahuokanzhedaitoudainaode，haitingshangdao。
“xing！weihunqiyexing，jiushuozanmenyijingsixiadingguohun，zheiyangtajiugengtiaobuchubabinglaile。”
“bushi，wodeyisishi，nizhenshiwoweihunqia！”
明川无奈解释道。
“dui！daihuijiushizheizhongzhuangtai，baochizhu！”
lengxipailepaimingchuandelianjia，yifufeichangmanyideyangzi，“wokanhaoni，zhiyaonihaohaobiaoxian，shichengzhihoujinijiaqian！”
“bieqiaole，bamenjiwozhuangkai！”
huran，waimianzaicixiangqiyigecanglaodanweiyandeshengyin。
话音刚落。
嘭——
fangmenyingshengerkai，waimiandunshiyongjinlaiyiqunren。
chongzaizuiqianmiande，shiyigemoyanghelengxiyoujifenxiangsi，danqizhilvexunjifendenvren，jihujiandaolengxihemingchuandetongshi，biannuqichongchongdidahanqilai。
“yeye，wojiushuotazaiwaimiangenyenanrenluangao，xianzairenzangbinghuo，zheixiakantahaizenmejiaobian。”
shuohuajian，nvrenyandishanguodeyizhise。
yuzhixiangfan，tashencedeyiweishouchiguaizhang、shenzhetangzhuangdelaozhe，zeyilianyinchen，bunuziwei：“xiaoxi，niyoushenmexiangjieshidema？”
lengxiqiaolianfanku，tameixiangdao，jingranlianyeyedoubeijingdongle。
budengtakaikou，lengxiaoyuebianzhizhebizilengxiaodao：“lengxi，jintiankeshiyeyeqishidashou，nihaizhenshijitalaorenjiayigedadadejingxia，jianzhibuzhilianchi！”
“yeye，tazheiyangshuixingyanghuadenvren，genbenbupeijieguanlengshijituan，buruxianzaijiucheleta！”
ruofeilengxizaojiucaidaoyouzheimeyichu，cikemeizhunhaizhenbeihuzhule。
xiangdaozheili，talianshangzaicihuifulezhendingdeshense：“lengxiaoyue，qingnizhuyiyongci，tashiwoweihunfu，bushishenmeyenanren，nijintiandairenchuangjinlai，shiguyiyaojiwonankanma？”
ciyanyichu，quanchangjijing。
suoyourendounanyizhixindikanxianglengxi，zuihouyoukaishidaliangmingchuan。
lengxiaoyuemeimoushunjiandengyuan，dansuihoubianqijibaihuaidao：“hushuobadao，zheifenmingjiushinizhaodeyenanren，woshi**mei，wozenmebuzhidaoniyouweihunfu？xing，neinilaishuoshuo，tajiaoshenmemingzi，jiazhunali，shenfenbeijingshishenme？nishuoa！”
lengxiyanzhongshanguoyimojinzhang。
wanle，gangcaiwangjiwenzheigejiahuojiaoshenmele。
就在这时。
yizhiqiangyoulidedashou，huranlanzhuletadexianyao。
“wojiaomingchuan，ziyouzaikunwushanzhangda，xiaomeimei，duiniweilaijiefuwoshuohuakeqidian，buranxiaoxinwoshanni！”mingchuansixiaofeixiao，shayoujieshideshuodao。
lengxiaoyueqidehunshenzhandou。
nalaideshenmeamaoagou，yeganzichengwojiefu？
“nishuoshenme？youzhongnizaishuoyibian！”
可就在这时。
“等一下！”
jiujianlenglaoyezibiaoqinghuranbiandejidongbuyi，fangfoxiangyaoquerenshenmeban，wubijinzhangdikanzhemingchuan。
“niganggangshuo……nijiaoshenme？”