第4章

yueheifenggao,yinandeyizhuangnei,baifangzheshijijuguancai,gongtaishangbaimanlepaiwei。

wencaiqianjingdejuqijizhuxiangfenshao,chuiyanmiaomiao。

“geweishuzhijiemei,chifanluo~”

jiangxiangqingdaomenwai,wencaichaotianbailebai。

zhengyuniushenjipaiweishangxiang,tahuranxiangdaoleshenme,diguyizui:“laizheyeshike,nimenxianchi!”

jier,tazoudaowuneideyicehuangzhangqian,lakaihuangzhang。

huangzhanghou,manmanzhanzhebagemianseqingbai,bimubudongdejiangshi。

meigejiangshidouchuanzheqingseguanpaofu,daiguanmao,etoushangtiezhehuangsedefuzhi。

huangzhangqian,yebaifangzheyizhanggongzhuo。

gongzhuoshangshaozheyizhanyoudeng,youdengshangdeyouxinyijingshaoleyiban。

“dagemen,chifanle!”

wencaigongjingdechaozhejijujiangshibailebai。

ganggangchaxiayizhuxiang,youdengzhongdezhuhuohuminghuanyaoyeqilai。

yizhenyinfengchuiguo,suizhezhuhuodebianruo,bajubanlidejiangshiyebuyouzizhugenzheyaohuang。

jianzhuang,wencaidelianshangdajing,huangmangjiangyoudengzhongdedengxinlazhang。

denghuozaicimingliang,jiangshizheicaihuifulebanzheng。

“呼~好险!”

“yaoshihuomiele,nimenzhibudingpaonaquni!”

dunangyisheng,wencaiyoujixujiyizhuangneideguancaichashangxiangzhu。

“chifanluo~chifanluo~”

tamamudeyaohezhe,jiuxiangshiyijingxiguanlezheiyangdeguocheng。

jiangyizhuzhuxiangheng***guancainei,wencaigangchawanyanqiandeyizhangguancai,“sou”deyisheng,sangenxiangmengranbeichouruleguancainei!

“嗯?”

daizhideyanzhongshanguoyisijinghuang,wencaihuangmangdingyankanxiangguancai。

zhiting“peng”deyishengjuxiang,guangaixiankaiyijiao,yikebaihuahuadekuloutouyaohuangzhezuanlechulai。

“啊!!!”

文才惨叫一声。

suizheguancaixiankai,haiyouyizhibaigusensendeshoubeitongyangshenchuguannei,yijingzhuazhuletadeshoubei。

“松手!松手!”

yijiaodengzhuguancai,wencaijieliquanshenxianghoulache,yubaigushoubeituozhuai,shuangfangjiangchibuxia。

yankanzhekuloudeshenzijiuyaocongguancaineipachu,wencaimengdechaokuloutoulisaileyizhuxiang。

“gazhi”yisheng,baigunaodaitunxiaxiangzhu,shunjianlaoshixialai。zhenggeshenzi“pada”yishengwulidaohuiguanguonei,jinzhuaizhewencaishoubeidegushouyeshunshishouhuileguancainei。

“putong”,guangaibihe。

zhenggeyizhuangnei,zaicixianrulepingjing。

“呼呼呼~”

wencaichuanzhecuqi,zhengyiweigaodingyizhuangmafanshi,youshiyizhenlengfengcongshenhouchuiguo。

tadeshenziyigejiling,huangmangkanxianglehuangzhanghoudeshushi。

“yi...er...san...si...”

“bage...duide!haihaohaihao!”

buduanshuzheshushideshuliang,danbuzhizende,tahaishijuedebuan。

“嘎吱~”

yizhuangdefangmenturanbeituidong,menhouyoujiaobushengxiangqi,wencaimengranchaoshenhoukanqu!

“吼~~”

zhijianyizhiqingmianliaoyadejiangshi,zhengzhangkaidazui,zuoshiyaoyaoxiangwencaidebojing!!!

......

“咕噜咕噜~”

diannaoshangdewenziqiaodaozheili,jipingandeshouzhitinglexialai,youxiandeheleyikoucha。

zheishi《jiangshixiansheng》likaitouqiushengbanyanjiangshizhuonongwencaideneiyiduan。

zheiyiduanjuqing,jipinganyouxiangguoyaobuyaoxie,danzuizhonghaishijuedingxiexialai。

zheikaitou,zugouxinying,yezugoubiaoxianchujiushulianggedizidexingge。

“jiexialai,jiushiqiushengquxiaowencaidanxiao,jieguoneixiejiangshizhendehuodongle,simudaozhangheyingshujiuchangle!”

“yebuzhidao,wozheikaitou,goubugouyouqua!”

jipinganminzhecha,chuaimozhe。

yanjiaopieleyanneiyizhixuantingdeshuzi“0”,cike,zhengzaifengkuangde+0.1+0.1+0.1...

eryucitongshi,《xiaoshidebianju》zhibojiannei。

guanzhongkanzhetadejuben,yiranzhakaileguo。

【***!zheigemenxiedesha?yizhuang?guancai?jiangshi?!】

【jiangshishishenmeguia!wencaihuibuhuisia?youshiguancaiyoushikuloude,haokepa!】

【loushangdeshimeizibu?padehualaiwojia,wojiafangzihaimandade!】

【jiangshihaoxiangshilaoyibeirenshuodeshierbusishiweijiangba?youdianyisia!wojidetaxielewencaishitudiba?youdianhaoqi,jiexialaihuifashengshenme!】

【made!biejibahenineipochale,ganjinxie!tingdaomei!】

【buxingle!haohaoqijiexialaihuifashengshenme,ganjueshenshangyouchongzizaipa,wonengrangxianchangdeguanzhongqucuigaoma?】

【haokan,aikan,kuaidianxie!】

yishijian,shuqianwandeguanzhong,huohaipahuohaoqi,doubei《jiangshixiansheng》dekaijumizhule。

congweiyouguorucimeimiaodekaiju!

zheixienian,doushishenmegushileikaipian,ganbabadepangbai,guanzhongmeikanni,tingdoutingnile。

《jiangshishushu》deyizhuangkaiju,jianzhishihelijiqun!

不仅仅是观众急了。

pingweixishang,sanmingpingweilaoshiyeshenzhedanaodaikanzhejipingandezhibojian,yidongbudong。

“huanglaoshi,zheixiaohuozi,kaijuxiedeshiyizhuangshangxianggongfengba?neigeguancailidebaigukaiguanchixiang,henyouyisia!”

liuhepingwaitoukanzhehuangbaiming,huangbaiminghaidingzhejipingandediannaojiemian。

“shi!tazheizhongkaiju。youzhongjingsonggan,queyouyouxiexijudeqieyi。shuyuyoujirenhaipa,youjirenxiaodian,henyoucaia!”

“ng...biqizheixiesheji,wogengguanzhutadejuqingfazhan,bushishuobajujiangshidouhaizaima?neituranxijidejiangshiyoushishenmeni?”

lanxiaolongtichulezijiyiwen,huangbaimingyaoyaotou。

“buhaoshuo,danshicongzheikaijujiuyijingkeyikanchu,wencaizheigerenbijiaodanxiaopashi,xinggebijiaotuchu。”

“queshibucuo。youdianqidaixiamianhuichuxianshenmele!”

sanweipingweitongyicidoujiyibuzuopinpingchuleyoudian,kandezhuchirenchayibuyi。

这应该是头一遭吧?

wangzhepingmushangdejipinganhaizaihecha,zhuchirennazhehuatong,“024haoxuanshousihuhaizaigouxiangjuqing,rangwokankanqitaxuanshoudejingcaibiaoxianba?”

shuozhehua,zhuzhibojiandepingmuzhishiganggangqiedao025haodezhibojian。

danmushang,mengranbaofachujiliedemanma。

【***?daobonaoziyoupaoba?huanshenmehuan?】

【made,lajidaobo!woqu024haofenliuzhibojiankan!】

【我也去!】

【+1+1!】

【bielaile,bielaile!024haozhibojiankale!kale!】

wushudemanmadanmuxiangqi,zhuchirenshayanle。

zheimeduowangyou,ningyuankanyigerenhechaxiangjuqing,yebuyuanyikanbiedexuanshouchuangzuo?

“huanhui024haozhibojianba!”

liuhepingdandandeshengyincongpingweixichuanlai,zhuchirenyijing,“liulaoshi,keshizheihuibuhuiduiqitaxuanshoubugongpinga...”

“bugongping?nijuede,changrenkanlehe,haihuiqukanjima?”

“这...”

“qiehuiquba!qitaxuanshouyaoshiyenengchuangzuochuzheiyangdezuopin,ziranhuiyourenlaizhuzhibojianhanhuade!”

“好吧!”

diandiantou,zhuchirenzhaohuyisheng,zhuzhibojiannei,zaicihuifuchengjipinganhechadehuamian。

shuqianwanren,jiuzheimekanzhetaqieyidehezhecha,dengzhetazaiciqiaoxiangjianpan。