“haoxiangshilaotoudebiji。”suyanxiaoshengdunangzhechaikailexinfeng。
“aitusuyan，jianzirumian！”
“weishisuanzhunniyaoxiashan，texiecixinjianzhutuoyuni，ershinianqianweileshouyangni，wotexianglonglingdaodaozhujieleyibinaifenqian。”
“qianshubuduojinyiqianyi，niyaojinkuaizhuanqianguihai.”
“卧槽！”
jinjinshikanlediyiduan，suyanzhenggerendoubuhaole，shenmenaifenneimeguiyaoyiqianyi？
zijibeishouyangneiniandouwusuile，haiyongdezhehenaifenma？
erxinjianjiexialaideneironggengjingbao，xinzhongxiedao：
“weishipanixiashanhouyirengudu，teyiweinijingtiaoxixuanlebaimingweihunqi，niyaoxing，jiudouqule；yaobuxing，sizhiqianquyigechuanzongjiedaiyeba！”
“guaitudi，nulizhuanqianba，aoliji！”
一百个未婚妻？
suyankandaozuihouyinyinjuedeshenteng，shifubushikaiwanxiaodeba，qianzhangjiusuanle，haijizijianpaizheimeduoweihunqi，shenbaodangfanchiyebuguanyonga！
奥利给又是什么鬼？
秘咒吗？
zhengdangsuyanjuewangzhiji，yiwaijingxiquechuxianle.
zaimuxiazizuidibuyougexiaoniupinang，limianzhuangzhezhangduanbuyidejiugenjinzhen。
suyankandaociwubujinyanqianyiliang，jinghudao：
“shishifudejiudaojinzhen！”
zhenggemuxiazili，weiyisuandeshangjingxide，jiushizheitaokedingrenshengsidejinzhenle！
“suyan，congjinwanghounijiushi‘xianshimen’dishibadaizhangmenren，zheishinishifujiaodaide！”shenmideshanyanghunanrenturankaikou。
“niyeshixianshimenderen？”
“pindaoshisheibuzhongyao！”
“.”
suyanwenyanfanlegebaiyan，xinshuonijiubunenghuanjutaicima？
buguoduanzandexinxihou，suyanneixinyougandaowubidebeishang，xiashanqiantamanhuaixinxinlaotoubuhuikengziji，meixiangdaobujinkeng，haishige‘qianyi’jukeng，haohendelaotouzi！
“laoge，xianshimenyoucunkuanma？”
yanxiasuyanzuiguanxindehaishilonglingdaodeyiqianyiwaizhai，qitayiqiedoushifuyun。
“qiancainaishenwaiwu，wodengxiuxingzhirenyaoneimeduoqianganma？”
nanrenshuowanconghuailitaochuyikuaiheitielingpai，ciwuzhengshixianshimenzhangjiaorenxinwu。
“装逼遭雷劈！”
suyanqidedandanteng，tahaoxiangbazheiyiqianyiwaizhaijishanyanghu，kantahainengbunengzhanzheshuohuabuyaoteng。
“siheyuanshinishifude，yesuanjiniyigeluojiaodi，pindaogaoci！”
dengnanrenyizou，suyanyukuwulei，yuanlailaotoushuoliuleyiqianyijuecaichanjita，shiyiqianyiwaizhai.
“laotou，nikengsiwosuanla！”
suyanzaisiheyuanzhuanleyiquan，zuihoulaidaozhurenfang，wangzhekongkongruyedewofanglianzhangchuangdoumeiyou。
zaiquchufangyikan，guowanpiaopenbujianzongying，zheitaniangdebujiushichuanshuozhongmaopifangma？
咕隆！
jiuzaizheishisuyanduzilichuanchuyizhenjiaohuan，yinweiganlutayijingliangdunmeihaohaochidongxile，gengkeqideshizijizangzaibaobaolidejibaikuaisifangqianbujianle，duobanshixiashanqianbeilaotoutoutouji‘hei’le
xianzaichifandoumeiqianle，yilianjichanglulude‘guiyangzi’quqiaojiahaibubeirenxiaohuasi？
deganjinxiangbanfazhuandianlinghuaqiancaixing！
haozailihutongbuyuanchuyougeshimingongyuan，gongyuanlilaotoulaotaitaihaitingduo，suyanxibushengshou，jizheibanglaotoulaotaitaisuanmingyenenghunkoufanchia！
kejiuzaitazoujingongyuanshi，buxiaoxinzhuangdaoleyigeren！
“哎哟！”
yishengjiaohuchuanlai，suyanniutouyikan，yuanlaishigezhangxiangjingmeidenianqingnvhaibeitazhuangfanzaidi，nvhaichuanzheyijiandiaodaibeixin，yitiaochaoduanniuziduanku，xuebaihunyuandedazhangtuiluoluzaiwai，buguotadexigaicapolepi，xianxueshunjianyongchu。
“buhaoyisimeinv，nimeishiba？”suyanqianyiyixiao，shenshouqufunvhai。
“nihaixiao，meikandaowochuxuelema！”
nvhaihenhendenglesuyanyiyan，suiranduifangzhangdeshuai，dantaxiaogepi？
“zhangdedaoshibucuo，kejiushimingduanledian。”suyandingzhenvhaideqiaoliandaliangleyifan，ruoyousuosideshuodao。
“nicaiduanming，niquanjiadouduanming！”
nvhaitingdaozheifanhuazhongyurenbuzhule，taishouxiangjisuyanyixia。
“别生气！”
suyanjianduifangjidongyebushangtou，dandanxiaodao：“kanniyintangfahei，sanrineibiyouxueguangzhizai。buguo，wokeyibangnihuajie！”
cishiyouyoukeweileguolai，tingdaozheifanhuabujinfenfenxiangsuyantouqulebaiyan，zheiniantouhaiyourenzhuangshengunpianqian？
“pianzi，nicongmianbeihuilaideba？”nvhaimeihaoqideduisuyanshuodao。
“buxinladao！”suyansonglesongjian。
“小心！”
buzhishisheihouleyisangzi，huayingangluo，yituohuibaisejiazazhexiexuheisedeniaoshicongtianerjiang，qiaodeshiganghaoluozainvhaitoushang！
“呕！”
bujinshiyoukejuedeexin，nvhaizijiyongshouyimo，kandaoshituoechoudeniaoshiyerenbuzhuyaotule。
“nikanwoshuoshenmelaizhe，butinglaorenyan，chikuizaiyanqianba！”suyanliezuiyixiao。
“浑蛋！”
nvhaiqidemimiteng，jimangtaochushizhijincalecashou，xiezheyanjingehenhendedenglechuheyiyan，zheijiahuojuranhaixingzailehuo，dongbudongshenmejiaoshenshifengdu？
“marenyousunkoude，nihaihuidaomeide！”suyanyibenzhengjingdao。
“我”
nvhaigangyaofabiaoqueyouturanxiangqileshenme，yanzhuyizhuan，lengshengdao：“hao，ninengbangwojiechueyun，shibushiyaoqian？”
“kanlainiyebushama，jiushiyaoqian！”
suyanhentancheng，xiudaozhirenjiangjiuqingxinguayuhenshaopengqian，shihuashishuotashizhenqionga！
“多少？”
“kanniyudaoyouyuan，jiuyiwankuaiba！”
suyanxianglexiangbihuachuyigenshouzhi，wangrilailonghushanqiuzhudefushangmen，laotouzuibianyideshoufeiyeyaoyiqianwan，jiuzheihaidepaiduidengni！
“wa！nianqingren，nixiangqianxiangfengleba，zhangzuijiuyaoyiwan，zhidaoxianzaizhuanqianyouduonanma？”
“guniang，nikedexiaoxinle，zheirenyikanjiushipianzi！”
“.”
weiguandeyoukeyitingfenfenquanshuonvhai，yeyourennushenghechisuyanshipianzi。
“hao，yiwankuaishiba，woji！”
sheizhi，nvhaijingranshuangkuaidedayingle，yebuzhidaoshibeiniaoshizahuailenaodai，haishibenjiunaozijinshui，shuowancongbaobaolizhendetaochuyidiehouhoudehongpiaopiaodijisuyan。
zhongrenchediwuyu，nanguaidoushuonvrendeqianhaozhuan，zhentamayoudaoli！
suyanyebukeqi，jieguonvhaidiguolaideqian，shunshoucongzijidekuabaolitaochuyigediechengsanjiaoxingdehuangfujiaojinvhai，dingzhudao：
“cinailonghushandaomenhushenfu，fangzaishenshangqiejibukediushi！”
“好，我知道了。”
nvhaisuishoujianghuangfuchuaijinbaobaoli，qiaolianshangluchuyimojiaoxiadeweixiao，wendao：“shuaige，nijiaoshenmemingzi？”