第6章 天鹅想吃癞蛤蟆肉?

“xiansheng,nidefuwomaile!”

sheizhi,qiaoyuxinchuqidepingjing,shuowancongjianbaolitaochujidiehongpiaopiao,zuzuwuwankuai!

“buyongzheimeduo,sanzhanghushenfujisanwangoule!”

“没关系!”

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小苏子?

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“meinv,nishenmeyisi?”

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dianneiqitananxingshiketingdaozheifanhua,fenfenxiangsuyantouqulexianmudeyanguang。

“zhangdeshuaijiushihao,chigeshaxiandouyoumeinvdaozhui!”

“ai,zheiniantouhaobaicaidourangzhujigongle!”

“.”

zhongrenxiaoshengyilunzhe,yuqisuanliuliude.

“suxiansheng,zheifengongzuohenqingsong,daiyuyehenhao,ruguoniyuanyidehuamingtianshangwujiudian,laiqingchengjituanzongcaibangongshizhaowo!”qiaoyuxinshuowanfangxiayizhangmingpianqishenliqu。

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次日清晨。

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“.”

tingdaopangbiankerendeduihua,suyanyitouheixian,ququyibaiwanjiutiaolou,zijiqianleyiqianyidetiaoduoshaocicaigou?

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金州,市中心。

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“站住!”

menkoudebaoanlanzhuleta。

“干嘛?”

“feibenjituanyuangong,yilvbuderunei!”baoanzhilezhibuyuanchudeyikuaijingshipai。

“woshinimenqiaozongdepengyou。”

“朋友?”

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“艹!”

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“zhoumishu,zheimejiqunaera?”

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“ta,tazhenshiqiaozongpengyou.”

baoanjianzhuangjingdemudengkoudai,denghuisuyanxialai,zijiyaobuyaojiaosheng‘baba’ni?

“meinv,nilongxiongleba?”

diantishangxing,suyandingzhenvrengaosongdexiongbulengbudingdewenleju。