niboerdeyitiaotulushang。
“renleizuoweizashidongwu,zhifanghanliangdi。”
“yinweichiyandeyuanyin,xueyezhongyoudongwusuojixudeyanfen。”
“mouzhongyiyishangshifendemeiwei!”
“zhiyaoshiroudongwuchangshiguozheizhong‘meiwei’,neibiranshiyifabukeshoushi。”
徐浪一边赶路,
一边对镜头说:
“biruzai1903—1911nian,yitoumengjialahuzainiboerdiyicichirenhou,zainiboerheyindufengkuangchile436ren!”
“meicuo,jiushi436ren!kepabu?”
“zheijiushijishangrendongwuanlesideyuanyin,fangzhitamenchangguolerenleixuerouhoubianchengchi**。”
zhibojiandeshuiyoumentingdaozheikongbushuju,buyoudejuhuayihan。
我去!
meiyouxiangdaowozheigechounanrenjingranrucilingrenchuixianyudia!
“2022nian10yue,laohuzaiyindudongbuyaosi9ren。”
“2023nian2yue,laohulianxuchile3mingasan。”
zaijieshaonanyahuhuandehuayuzhong,
xulanglaidaoleyipiandiaidetiepipenghuqu。
neiliyoujidaomaoqideheiyan,yinyueyouzhenzhenkushengchuanlai。
“zaisanzhouqian,yitoumengjialahuxianzaimanancunchileyigemuminzhihou,ranhoulianxugongjifujindecunmin,yijingzaochengleshiyirendesangsheng。”
“laohuyijingjiangcunmindangchengliewule。”
yuanbenxulanghaixiangjieshaoyixiajintianzheigemubiao。
dantayanqianfuxianchuleyigehongsedejiantou,zhizhidongmianconglindefangxiang。
“zheiyinggaishixitongzhiyinlaohudefangxiangba?”
xulangxinzhongyousuomingwu,jiakuailejiaobu。
zaigenzhezhiyindefangxiangzouleershifenzhong。
laidaoleyichuhetanbian,jiantouyufabianhongle。
kanlailaohuyinggaijiuzaifujin。
danshizhibojiandeshuiyoumendengdaideyouxiefanle。
【shourenyiyuburushourenyiyuwangwa】:
“zhuboniyiqianshibushididisiji?raoquandemaobingyoufanle?”
【ji**diguofutou】:
“jiushia!douguoquyigexiaoshile,zhubohaigezheliudani?wodedalaohuni?jiwokanxiaomaomiyexinga!”
【caocaokanlewode《xiaoxue》caichengweixiaoxiongde】:“xiaomaomi?naliyouxiaomaomi?rangwokangkang!”
【neishidanbaizhidesanbei】:“jiege,buyaola!”
jiuzaizheixieshuiyoumenchakedahundedanmuzhong,turan!
“呼哈~~”
yizhenchenmenzhongdaizhekepashayidedihoucongyuanchuchuanlai,zhouweidekongqishunjianyinhanleqilai!
neipaoxiaoshengcongshoujideyangshengqichuanlai,dingjilieshizhedekongbuqixishunjianyingraozaishenbian,shidejipigedayixiazimaoqilai。
zheihedenazheshoujideguanzhongmenmengranyidou。
“wocao!zheishisha??!”
tamentouguojingtoukandaohetanchudeyitoulaohutingxiayinshuidedongzuo,yishuanghuanghedeyanjingxionghendidingzhezheibian。
zheitoulaohutongtizhangdasanmi。
hunshenshangxiadejiroujianzhuang,yuantou,kuanwen,huangbaiheixiangjiandewenlu,sizhihaosizhuziyiyangjieshi。
最为可怕的是,
zheitoulaohufachuyizhenzhendihou,lianshangdezhouwensuizhepaoxiaoyidaodaoshuzhankailai,zuoyouzuijiaodehuxudaizheanhongsedexianxue。
zheilaohuhaosieguiyiyangzhengning!
好家伙!
zhibojiandesuoyoushuiyoumenrendoushale。
“**!haizhenshilaohu!”
“zheijiahuojueduishichiguorende!nikantadeyanshen,wa!!wojipigedadouqilaile。”
“wozhidaonimenhenhaipa,danshinimenxianbiepa,rangwohuangekuzixian!”
“xianrenbanban!zhubonizenmehaikaojin?zhenxiangyaoquhuachana?”
“qianmiansuanwomenkouhaihaole,zhubonizhenbiequle!”
“wori!zheizhilaohugendongwuyuandepanghuwanquanbuyiyanga!zhuboninengbunengjiangshoujinayuandian,wohaopa……”
danglaohuzhanshichuledingjilieshizhedemianmuzhishi,zhibojiandeshuiyoumenhanmaodoushuqilaile。
但是,
xulangyidiandouhuang,fanershixiangzhelaohuzoujin,tongshiduizhezhibojiandeguanzhongjieshaodao:
“yougechengyujiao‘hushidandan’、‘humuyuanzheng’。”
“nimenkankanzheilaohudeyanjing,mingbaileba?”
“tadetongkongbianchengleyixiaodiandemoyang。”
“zheishijianshaozaguangdeganrao,gengminruidibuzhuoguangxian。”
“biaominglaohujinrudaogongjizhuangtai,muguangsuodinglewozheigeliewu!”
“laohudezuidasudunenggoudaodabashigongli,yejiushimeimiao22mi。waijiashangtadehupunenggoutiaochu8midejuli。”
“wozuoweitiyusheng,baimi9miao87。”
“yejiushishuo,wojulizheitoulaohuzuishao30miyishangcaisuandeshanganquanjuli。”
“erxianzai,wojulilaohujinjinzhiyoushimi。”
xulanghuanhuandijiangbeibaofangzaidishang。
dakaizidongduijiaozhihou,bashoujifangzaiyipangdeshitoushangmian。
suihoutadandingdiwanxiayao,bangjinlexiedai。
shundaijiangshuangshouzainidishangmocalejixia,mantiaosilidijiangshouzhangdehanshuicaqu。
“ruguozaizuodegewei,pengdaolewozheizhongqingkuang。”
“qianwanbunengyaojinghuang!”
“zhuanshenertaozhihuiluchuhoubeidecuiruobuwei。”
“nishijueduipaobuguomiaosu22midelaohu。”
“wojiaodajiayigefangfa,jueduiyouxiao。”
“看好了!”
xulangduizhejingtou,biaoqingyansudishuodao:
“zheigeshihou,dajiakeyishenchushuangbei,zuidachengdudidakai,shangxiahuiwuzhe。”
“tongshizuibafachuhuha~huhadeshengyin。”
xulangzhangkaishuangshoushangxiabaidong,zuibadajiaozhe,laohukaojindedongzuoweiweiyidun,tingzaiyuandi。
guanzhongmenluchuhuangrandawudeshense。
zhibojianneidayueyouwubailairenle。
dajiadouzairenzhenditingxulangjiangjie,shuangshouyebuyouzizhudimofangtadedongzuo!
zuibazhongfachu“hengha”sheng。
这时候,
yige【donghanmoniannaojiwen,caocaonuzhancaixukun】deshuiyouhaoqidiwendao:
“xiexiezhubo,woyijingxuehuile。”
“danshizheiyoushenmeyongni?”
xulangmianduizheiyanghaoxuedeshuiyou,lianshangluchulexinweideshense:
“zheiyangzuodekeyirangnizoudetimianyixie!”
zhibojiandeshuiyoumen:……
艹!
xulangbuguanzhibojianzhongrendefanying,zhizhebuyuanchugongshenhuanbukaojindelaohushuodao:
“nikanzheilaohu,tagongbeiwanyao,zhongxinxiafang,qianmianshuangzhuaxiafu,zheishitagongjideqianyao。”
cishi,zhibojianyijingshizhakaiguole。
“zhubonibieshuole,laohukuaikaojindaonilianshangle!”
“wa!zheilaohufeipuguolaile!”
“完犊子了!”
“要死要死要死!”
就在这一刻,
neichileshiyirendexionghuhoutuiyonglidiyideng。
tazuozhuazaiqian、youzhuazaihou,zhenggelaohutengkongerqi,yijingdiandehupupuxianglexulang。
半空之中,
laohuxuependakouzhangkai,daizhexianxuedehuxusankai,xingfengpumianerlai,tatongkongzhizhongquanshibaonvedexiongyi。
zheizhongbuliefangshilaohucongxiaodaodabuzhidaozhongfulejiqiancile。
tayongzheiyangdefangshichirenshiyiren。
rucijinjuli,jueduibuhuishishou!!
zhibojiandeguanzhongmenkandaozheiyimu,xiaoxingantidaosangmen,quanshendoumaochulenghan。
danshilingzhongrenmeiyouxiangdaodeshi……
徐浪不退反进。
tadeyoujiaodengdi,zaiyuandiliuxialeyigeshenkeng,zhenggerenhaosilixianzhijianyiyangbiaosheerchu。
kanshangquxiangshiwanglaohuzuibalimiansongyiyang!
danshizaikaojinlaohuzuibiandeyishunjian,
xulangyichenshen,zuotuiwanqu,youtuiqianshen,yibiaozhundehuachanxiangzhelaohudefubuzhichongleguoqu!
zheiyike,zhibojiandesuoyouguanzhongquanbeiheshale。
“womenzhishishuoshuoeryi,nihaizhenshihuachanlaohua?”
“这死定了啊!”
那么,
问题来了,
guancaishihuagaidehao,haishifangaidehao?