第1章
shinianqian，zhangfuweizhaogubaiyueguangmunv，shejizhuanyiwodequanbucaichan，biwoheerzijingshenchuhu。
weilejierzizuihaodeshenghuo，woshengchijianyongdasanfengong，rendaozhongnianluoxiayishenbing，zhongyuaodaotagongchengmingjiu。
quebuxiang，erzifadahoudiyijianshi，jingshijiehuitafuqin，heneiweichuluodechuchukeliandejiaoruoshaonv。
“ma，qianqiansuiranshiliuyidenver，dantashanliangdongshi，nibiebashangyibeideshiqianchedaotashenshang！”
“dangniannilengxuebukenshouliuqianqian，xianzaitayijinghuailewodehaizi，niyaoshiyoudianliangxin，jiuzijilikaiba！”
kedangwozhendelikaihou，baiyanlangerziquehouhuile。
yinweijitianhou，**shoufuxuanbuzhaodaoletashisanduoniandeqinnver。
那个人，是我。
......
“ayu，nizheimeyouxiu，zenmehuiyouzheimemeisuzhidemamaa！”
“yiguzicaiwei，haipengciwo！”
mianqiandeshaonvxianqidiwuqibizi，yingyingjiaohuanzhepudaoleerzihuaizhong。
erzizeguaididenglewoyiyan。
“wo、womeipengcita......”
shuangtuitongdelihai，woyaoyazhanqi，paiganjingshenshangsaluodefancai，jieshidao：
“ganggangwosongchaofan，tadecheturankaiguolai，wocaishuaidaode......”
“qianqian，zheishibushiyoushenmewuhui？zanmen......”
erziyouyuzhexiangdageyuanchang，liqianqianlenghengyisheng，shuaikaitadeshou。
talikegaikouchongwolishenghedao：
“ma，kuaijiqianqiandaoqian！”
wonanyizhixindao：“tachadianzhuangdaowo，niyaowojitadaoqian？”
“ma！”erzidaduanwo，xiaoshengjidao，“qianqianshiwonvpengyou，nijiwogemianzi，rangyirangta。”
女朋友？
wojingjingkanzhemianqiandeshaonv，tachongwoluchuyigedeyidexiao。
zheizhanglian，heshinianqianneizhangtongyangedudelianzhujianzhonghe。
wozhongyuxiangqilaiduishaonvdeshuxigancongheerlaile。
“tashi......liuhonghongdenver？”
huayingangluo，erzidelianselikebianle。
shinianqian，liuhonghongdaizhenverliqianqianjieruwodejiating。
tashuotadeleaizheng，mingbujiuyi，xiwangwohezhangfunengzhaogutadenver。
zhangfuyikoudaying，tayanzhongmanshilianxihetongku，jihuhenbunengzijinengdaitiliuhonghongqusi。
我却不肯松口。
“talaogongshizuolaole，youbushisile！zaiburanhaiyoutadeqinqi，pingshenmeyaowodaying？”
“zhaojialiangnidangsheidouheniyiyang，xihuanyangbierendehaizima？！”
zhangfupayierguangchaowodalai：
“tongmin，nideliangxinbeigouchilema？niyaoshibukenzhaoguqianqian，womenjiulihun！”
“womenjiehunshinian，niyaoweilezheiduimunvjiuhewolihun？”
“dui！zhenghaowoyeyangbuqilianggehaizi，erzinidaizou！”
wonanyizhixindikanzhezhangfuhuzheneiduimunvyuanqu，houlai，tagengshishejizhuanyiwoquanbucaichan，naquzhaoguneimunvliang。
erwodaizheerzibeipojingshenchuhu，chushiriziqiku，shikaowoqizaotanheidasanfengong，zhongyugongtaduwandaxue，zhaodaoyifenbucuodegongzuo。
wohaiyiwei，wozheigedangmade，zhongyukujinganlaile。
2.
“qianqiansuiranshiliuyidenver，dantazhendeshigehenhaodenvhaizi，ma，nibuyaobanimenneiyibeideshiqingqianchedaotashenshang。”
erzilizhiqizhuangdehuayujiangwoconghuiyililahui。
wodemuguangcongliqianqianlianshangshouhui，kanxiangerzi，shunjianqixiaole：
“shanliangdongshi，huiwumiewopengci？”
erzibiaoqinggaleyishun，suijigengjiabunaifandao：
“doushuolezheishigewuhui！”
“buguanshibushiwuhui，wodoubuhuitongyinimenzaiyiqi。”
开什么玩笑。