人生不摆烂快乐少一半第2章

yigesifangxiaoyuanzenmekenenglanzhushenjianing,zuiqimahuodongfanweiyedeshizhenggewangfu。

haibudaoyigeyue,wangfuhouyuanbianchengleshenjianingdetianxia。

meiyourenxianzhitayaozuoshenme,zhenhao,guanchiguanzhuhaiguanlinghuaqian,zhiyaozhancangyundetaidubaochibubian,takeyigoudaodilaotianhuang。

tameitianhengzhexiaoqu,yaoduoxingfuyouduoxingfu。

tadehaoxinqingganranlexuduoren,benlaitiantianmentouganhuodexiaren,kanjiantajiuxiaomimidedazhaohu,xiyifudexiaoyatouyetingxiadaoyibanghetashuojijuhua,tachenglewangfuhouyuandekaixinguo。

zhancangyunconglaimeiyangguonvren,yebuzhidaoyinggaizenmeyang,zhishifenfuguanjia,zhiyaoshenjianingbuchuyaoezi,tadeyaoqiujinliangmanzu。

shenjianingtebierongyimanzu,zhiyaorangtachibaoleshuinuanle,qitadoubushishier。

jiushiduichishishaoweitiaotiledianer,houlaigancuizijidongshouzuo,zaiyuanzilianlegexiaochufang,xiangchishenmezuoshenme,dongxiqudachufangliyao,meiyoudezijishangjiemai,yinzihuameilejiuquguanjianeilina,taguodejianzhijiushiqianjin**derizi,buzhidaodehaiyiweitashiwangfude**。

qishidajiadoubuzhidaotadeshenfen,zhancangyunyemeiyoujitamingfen,haiwutiaojiandeguanzheta,henrangrenfeijie。

tadaizheyahuanxiaodieshangjie,yeshida**henubidedapei,jiuneikanzhonglejiumaidexingshifengge,rangrenjuedetahaibushiyibandeshijiaguinv。

tamenchengleyingkejudechangke,liudagoulejiulaizheilichifan。

“shenguniang,ninloushangqing。”

xiaoerkeqidebarenqingdaoloushang,zheiweikeshitamendecaishenniangniang,meicilaidoudianyizhuozi,chibuwandabao。

xiaodieyequantashaochidianrou,tapashenjianingzhangpanglejiumeiyouzibenzhengchongle,suirantacongjinfujiumeibeichongguo,danshideweirihoudasuanya,wanyiwangyequlewangfei,tamenderizihaihuizheimexiaosama?

shenjianinggaosuta,shengsiyouming,pangshouzaitian,pangbuyidingshichichulaide,kebushima,tayizhihuchihaihe,jingranyidianerdoumeipang。

youyaolehaojipanzirou,fanzhengshichibuledouzhezou。

zhupulianggezhengchideqijinger,fangmenbeiyijiaochuaikai,ranhoujiujinlaihaojigeren,younanyounv,yikandoushifeifujigui。

shenjianingshalenglengdoukanzhetamen,zahuishieryazheishi,shenmeqingkuang?

“nimenshisheiya,zenmenengluanchuangni?”xiaodiezhanqilaililun,beinanziculudetuidaopangbian。

“nijiushigouyinyungegedehumeizi?”shenchuanlanyidenvziyilianbushan,jinmenjiuehenhendedingzheta。

“wobushi。”shenjianingshijingyaotou,yungegeshishei,taburenshi。

“haiganjiaobian,lairen,jiwoanzhuta,benjunzhuyaohaohaojiaoxunta。”

“dengdengdengdeng,nishisheiya,woburenshini,baogemingbei。”

shenjianingshoulidezhuzhouzimeifangxia,haiyonglidekenleyikou。

“woshilingyuanjunzhu,shiyungegedeweihunqi。”

“ao,genwoyoushenmeguanxini?”

“nigouyinyungege,haiganshuomeiguanxi。”

“nideyungegeshisheiya,wogenbenburenshihaobuhao,nimenbieluanlaia,wohuibaoguande。”

“hahahaha,baoguan,niqubaoa,kankanguanchazhuanihaishizhuawomen。”

lingyigefenyinvzisiyidekuangxiao。

“shawanyier,yamennijiakaidema?”

“dangran,yamenderenguiwodieguan。”

“ao,wozhidaole,nidieshihuangdi。”

shenjianinghuangrandawu,henkuaibianhuanleyifugongjingdemiankong。

“nishigongzhu,minnvbuzhigongzhudianxiadajiaguanglin,haiqingshuzui,yaochizhouzima?”

“nihushuobadaoshenme,woshenmeshihoushuowoshigongzhule。”

“nibushigongzhua,neinishuonidieshihuangdi。”“bizui,woheshishuowodieshihuangdile。”

“nishuoyamenderendouguinidieguan,bushihuangdihaiyoushei。”

“bizuibizui,junzhu,kuairangtabizui。”

fenyinvziyoudianhaipale,zheizhonghuaruoshichuanchuquneihailede,ganjinranglingyuanjunzhushoushitacaixing。

lingyuanjunzhuxinlimaleyijuchunhuo,jijuhuajiurangshenjianingjiraojinqule,yuanbenhaixiangzhiwangtamenbangmangni。

“junzhua,wozhenburenshiniyungege,nishibushizhaocuorenle?”

“zhengyanshuoxiahua,nijiuzhuzaiwangfu,nandaoburenshiyungegema?”

“niyungegeyezhuzaiwangfuma?ao,wozhidaole,nishuodeshiyunqiba?wogentabushu,nitingsheishuodewogouyintale,biekaiwanxiaole,wogouyinzhancangyunyebuhuigouyinyunqiya。”

lingyuanjunzhuliansegengchoule,dajiadouxiangkanshaziyiyangkanta,shenjianinghouzhihoujuedexiangqileshenme:“nishuodeyungegeshizhancangyun?”

“**,nijiushiguyide,wojintianfeidasinibuke。”

zheikezhenyuanwangshenjianingle,taqueshibushiguyide。

tazhidaodeshizhancangyunbingmeiyouweihunqi,zenmehaibengchulaigelingyuanjunzhuni?jiuzheiyangde,ruguojiadaowangfu,zijihainengbailanma,kanlaidezaozuodasuanle。

shenjianingyibiankenzhouziyibianduobilingyuandegongji。

“womeigouyinniyungege,woduitianfashi。”

“wobuxin,woyaodasini。”

“niyungegeshuole,tazhixihuanniyige。”

“啊?真的吗?”

“zhendezhende,dajie,fangguowoba,niyungegezuixihuannidewenroushanliang,kebunengsuibiandarena,zhancangyunbuxihuanbaoli。”

lingyuanjunzhutingxiasikaotahuadezhenjia,pangbiandefenyinvzijianlelianmangshanfengdianhuo。

“junzhu,ninbiebeitapianle,wangyeyoubuzhidaojintianfashengdeshier。”

“sheishuotabuzhidao,tajiuzaigebi,buxinguoqukankan。”

suoyourendoubanxinbanyi,xiangqukankan,youpashizhende,rangwangyeguaizui。

lingyuanjunzhulengxiaoyisheng:“hengheng,xiangpianwomenchuqu,nihaochenjitaozouba,benjunzhucaibushangnidedang。”

shenjianingyoukenleyikouzhouzi:“zhenshide,zheidourangnikanchulaile。”

“nimenbangwobataanzhu,benjunzhuyaohaohaoxiulita。”

“zenmehaidaya,wodoushuolewomeigouyinta。”

“buyaodawojiaguniang,yaodajiudawoba,shiwogouyindewangye。”

xiaodiehuranzhandaoleshenjianingshenqian,dangzhuleyaolaizhuataderen。

“ni……naoshenme,nishenmeshihougouyinwangyele。”

shenjianingdoubeitaqixiaole,youzheimehuzhudema,bubangzheshuaiguo,haiwangzijishenshangbei。

lingyuanjunzhuqidefafeng:“nimenlianggeyigedoupaobule,lianggedoujiwozhuazhu。”

“**,wanzhendeya。”

shenjianingyibajiangxiaodiezhuaidaoshenhou,yigehuixuanjiaojiubaqianmiandeliangrenjitifanzaidi。

“**,nihaiganhaishou,fanlenile。”

mingmingshihaijiao,zheirenshigeshazi,shoujiaodoufenbuqing。

…………

另一个房间,

zhancangyunyizhizaitingzhegebidedongjing,zhuoziduimianzuozheyigebaiyinanzi,xiaodeyoudianerbuhuaihaoyi。

“wangye,zaibuguoqu,nidenvrenkejiubeidale。”

zhancangyunzuitaoyanzheiqunchibaolechengdewushishengfeideruozhi,keshidingzhezijidemingtouhaibunengbuguan,tabunengrangshenjianingchikui,buguanzenyang,zuiqimayaohutazhouquan。

gebiyijingchuanlaixilihualadeshengyin,haiyourenjinghuaiyoudeshengyin,zaibuguoqujiugaibeidahuaile,tazhanqishenjiuwangwaizou,baiyinanzigenzaihoumiankanrenao。

fangmenbeichuaikai,xiangxiangzhongshenjianingbeizhuazhudechangmianmeiyouchuxian,ershihengqishubadetangleyidi,doushilingyuanjunzhudailaideren。

xiaodiezhanzaijiaoluolihaofawusun,panzidouzaidishang,shenjianingjiaodiezheshuangtuixiezuozaizhuozishang,yizhigebochengzhezhuozi,haibaichulewumeiyaoraodezishi,lingyizhishouliwozhegentadelianchabuduodadezhuzhouzi,yijingkenleyibanle。