第2章 不可以给我戴绿帽子

di2zhangbukeyijiwodailvmaozi

“haiyou,jieyongnigangcaidehua,wobushizaihenishangliang,ershizaiminglingni。”muningbaqiceloudeshuodao。

yinwudehanqicongbosiyaodeshenshangbengfachulai,zhouweidekongqishunjianxiajianglingxiahaojishisheshidu。

zaizheizhonghairendeqishiyapoxia,muningmeiyousihaodongrong。

“nizhidao,nizheishizaizhaosima?”bosixiaodeshengyindichendaolejizhi,qijiantachoulechouzijideshou,jieguomuningxiashoudeliduzaicijiazhonglejifen。

“wozhizhidaoyiqiangangenwoshuozheizhonghuaderen,xiachangdoubushihenhao。”muningbutongbuyangdehui。

喝——

zhongrendaochouliangqideshengyinciqibifudexiangqi,yigegelenghanzhiliudekanzhezheidiyuyimu。

“zheixinniangzishichilexiongxinbaozidanlema?gangenmodouyanwangyezheimeshuohua?”

“wokantabushichilexiongxinbaozidan,ershichilebawanglongdedanzi。”

“wanlewanle,jintianzhipashixishibiansangshile,yebuzhidaoyoumeiyourenganjitashoushi?”

jiuzaizheijianbanuzhangdeshihou,bojialaotaitailaile。

“nainai,nishentibuhao,budaizaiyiyuanliyangbing,laizheiliganshenme?”bosiyaozhoumeiwen。

bolaotaitaimeihaoqidekanzhebosiyao,“nizheishuodeshenmehua?jintiankeshinijiehundedaxirizi,wozheigeqinnainainengbulaima?”

shuowanbudengbosiyaojiehua,jixushuodao:“zaishuole,woyaoshibulai,jintianzheihunwokanshiyoubajiushijiebuchengle。”

bosiyaolinzhezhangjianyidelianshuodao:“nainai,wobuxihuanta,yebuxianggentajiehun,nizenme——”

“aiyouwei,wozheilaotaipodemingzenmezheimekua!laotouzia,kanlaiwoshiwanchengbulenilinzhongqianjiaodaideyiyanle,nizheibutinghuadesunzisihuobukenwanhun。woyemeiyoulianhuoxiaqule,woxianzaijiuyitouzhuangsizaizheili,henituanju!”bolaotaitaiqibuchengshengdekuhanzhe。

bosiyaotoutengdeyaoming,taiqishounieleniemeixin,“nainai。”

“nibiejiaowonainai,nidoubukentinghua,woxianzaijiuzhuangsijinikan!”

bolaotaitaizhaohaozhuzi,jiuyaoyitouzhuangshangqu。

“haole,nainai,wo!jie!”zuihoulianggezijihushicongbosiyaodeyachifenglibengchulaide。

“taihaole!wozhongyuyousunxifule,zhongyuhenkuaijiuyaobaozhongsunzile!”bolaotaitaixinxiruokuang,shenzhixianggexiaohaiziyiyangshouwuzudaoqilai。

bosiyaoshouhuiwunaidemuguang,zhuanerluodaomuningzhuazhezijigebodeshoushang。

“nixianzaikeyisongshoule。”

muningdianlediantou,kanxianghunlizhuchiren,“keyikaishile。”

hunyanjieshuhou,muninggenzhebosiyaoyijiarendaolebojiazhuangyuan。

budebushuo,bojiabukuishimodoushoufu,zhishirichangjuzhudedifang,yigezhuangyuanjiuzhanjuyizuoshantou,zhenggehoushangengshizhongmangeleiguoshu,shuoguoleilei。

“zheishinidefangjian,pangbianshiwode。jinwanguohou,wohuirangrenzainiwofangjianzhongjianqiyidaoqiang,congciniwoshenghuogebuxianggan。”bosiyaokaishigenmuningyuefasanzhang。

muningyeledegaoxing,zhishi——

“只有一个楼梯。”

“womingtianjiuhuirangrenjian。”

“neixing,buguo——”muninghuafengyizhuan,“nigenwoyuefasanzhang,woyeyaogenniyuefasanzhang。”

bosiyaoyijingjianshiguolemuningdedanda,danyijiuhenhaoqitayouyaozuoshenmeyaoezi,“niyeyaoyuefasanzhang?hao,nishuoshuokan。”

“neinitingzhe,suiranniwodoushibeixingshisuopo,danzongguishilinglezhengde。suoyizaisannianhunqinei,nijueduibukeyijiwodailvmaozi。”zheishimuningdedixian。

“he!”bosiyaolengxiaoyisheng,“nipingshenmeguanwo?”