第一章

wonazhewodienaminghuanlaidesanqiankuaifuxujinshenqingdan,xiangjiuyeyedeming。

kechangzhangerzimashaojunquedangzhongsileshenqingdan,biwowanshangqutabangongshi“tantan”。

tahaijiangwodiedegongzhangrengjincaitangli,qingmiedishuo:“zheipolan,woyibaikuaimaile,nidieyezhipeiyongzheigedangcideguhuihele!”

weihunfuqiangguowodiedeyizhao,dijimashaojunyongyantoutangchuan。

tashuo:“tieying,biesinaojin,mazhurenkandeqinishifuqi!”

wohunshenbingleng,botonglefuqinshengqianweiyituofuguodezhanyoudianhua。

dangwoshuowanyiqie,jihujuewangdibuchongdao:“woyeyeta……kenengchengbuguojinwanle。”

dianhuaneitouchenmoyimiao,suijichuanlaiyishengmenghubandebaonusihou:

“qujunquzongyuan!xianzai!jiushuowomengqingheshuode,likeshoushu!”

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tingtongli“kada”yishengguaduan,zhishengxia“dudu”demangyin。

shitangli,yishunjiansiyibandejijing。

zaichangsuoyoumaitouchifandegongyoudoulengzhule。

mashaojunlianshangshanguoyisicuoe。

danxiayimiao,tayibaqiangguowoshoulideheisedianhuatingtong,biaoqingehenhende。

“aiyouwei!laojiahuo,sangmendalebuqia?”

“haijunquzongyuan?niyaoshinengdiaodongjunquzongyuan,wojiushiyuhuangdadixiafan!”

“youbenshinicongdianhuaxianlipaguolaia,kanwobuzalannidenaoqiao!”

yitonghouwan,tajuqichenzhongdetingtong,chaozheqiangshangdedianhuajihenhenzalexiaqu。

“哐当!”

wohaiweilaidejifanying,toupimengdichuanlaisiliebandejutong。

“大家都来看看!”

mashaojunyibahaozhuwodetoufa,duizheweiguandegongyouheshitangdashifudashengrangrang。

“xianzaidenvgongzhenshibudele,weilepianchanglidefuxujin,bujinzhouzijiyeyesi,lianbeijingdedaguandouganmaochong!”

他扭头朝我冷笑:

“nizhidaojungongzhangyouduojinguima?jiunizheiqiongsuanyanger?yingxiongdejiashu?xiaodiaowodayale!”

wogandaoyoureliuyinyincongfagenshenchu,youtongyoumamu。

这不是第一次了。

zicongmashaojuncongtadechangzhangdieshoulijieguanlexinchenglide“jingyingbu”,tajiuzongzhaojiekouduiwodongshoudongjiao。

ketabuzhidao,wodieshimengqinghedaichulaidebing。

gengbuzhidao,zheicishenqingdefuxujin,shiyaojiuzaichaoxianzhanchangshangbeidonghuailexinfeideyeyedeming。

“nineishishenmebiaoqing?mazhurenshuodebuduima?”

jianwoyanshenbufu,wodeweihunfuwangqiang,limaxiangmashaojunbiaozhongxin。

“nijiajiushigewudidong,niyeyezaowantuosini!nidiedousile,haiyinhunbusan!”

“yixiangdaowocengjinggennidingqin,wojiujuedehuiqi!”

tamamalielie,yelaichezhewodetoufa,mengdijiangwozhuaidaozainiannidehunningtudishang。

“当啷”一声脆响。

yimeiyongshoupabaozhedexunzhangcongwoshangyikoudailidiaoluozaidi,yichangcier。

womengditaiqitou,zhengkanjianmashaojunshenchutaneizengliangde“datoupixie”,suiyidijiangxunzhangtijinlepangbiandeyipenshengcaitangli。

“shenmepolanwanyier?”

pangbianyigezhengzaicazhuozidetuiwujunrenshifuliansezhoubian,shishengdahan:

“zhushou,neihaoxiangshisandenggonggongzhang,ni……”

wangqiangcuileyikou,manlianbiyi:

“jiuzheipotonglantie?qupanjiayuanjiuhuoshichang,wonengjinimenyirentaoyijin!”

“haijiwo!neishiwodiede!”

woliangqiangdiqishenxiangqianghuilai,quebeimashaojunqiangxianyibu,yongkuaizicongtanglilaoleqilai。

guntangdeyouxingjianzaiwolianshang。

tadaliangzhezhanmancaiyedexunzhang,turanpuchiyixiao。

“nidiebuhuijiushiweilezheiwanyiersideba?neibushishazima!”

shuowan,tabaxunzhangshangnianhuhudecaiyemozaiwolianshang,ranhousisianjinwodetoufali。

“re!zheicaishinidegonglao,daihaole,rangdajiahaohaozhanyangzhanyang!”

zhouweishunjianbaofachucierdehongxiaosheng。

yanleicongwoyankuangxiongyongerchu。

怎么不是傻子呢?

我爹就是那个傻子。

zheimeixunzhangshitaxishengqianhuodede,shizhidaoyuanmaozhepaohuocongtaxiongqianjiexialaide。

wodiechurenwuqianshuohaole,dengtahuilai,jiuqinshoujiwodaishang。

为什么要失约啊?!

wozhandouzheshou,xiangbaxunzhangzhaixia,niannidecaiyehetoufachanzaiyiqi,genbennongbudiao。

wohongzheyantaiqitou,fengleyiyangchongxiangmashaojun,henhenyikouyaozaitashouwanshang。

“***!”

tachitong,liqishouzhoujiusimingchaowolianshangkuangkuangza。

shengtiebandexingweishunjianzaiwozuilimimankai,shixianyetianxuandizhuan。

可我始终不肯松口。

“buganhuo,douzaizheilinaoshenme?”

shenhou,changzhangmajianguoshounatangcigang,tianzhepijiuduhuangmangpaoguolai。

tingwanmashaojuntianyoujiacudijiangwanshiqingyuanwei,tamiansetieqing。

“litieying,likejimazhurenhewangqiangdaoqian!”