第5章 可真的是有趣了

rongzeyuanzhabadaileideshuangmou,minzhechunbukenkaikou,xiaolianjuedetonghong,yibabaozhurongqianyu,kaozaitajiantoushang。

rongqianyudaoyebushiluo,kezuishangrenbuzhumamalielie,“xiaomeiliangxin,duinizheimehao,doubukenhanwoyijushushu!”

tayijingxiguanle,beirongzeyuanbaozhu,yijingsuanshitanengjidezuiqinnidefangshile。

napashirongyueqing,yezhiyouzheidengdaiyueryi。

可刚才的女人……

rongqianyunaolenaotou,shizaixiangbumingbaixiaojiahuozenmehuihanlailibumingdenvren‘mama’ni?

wunianqian,yougexiaoqigaichongdaotagenrongyueqingdecheqian,yingshibahuailibaozhedehaizisaidaosijishouli。

erneihaizi,jiushixiaoyuanzi。

rongqianyuzhijindouwangbudiaoxiaoyuanzineilianseqingzi,hunshenquanshishanghen,jiufangfoshizhongledu,shengmingchuiweidaoyanyanyixi。

zuizhongyaodeshi,qiangbaolihaisaizheyizhangzhitiao,zhimingdaoxingdefeishuoshirongyueqingdehaizi!

taneigebuxinannvzhiqingdage,jingranturanbengchugehaizi?

谁能相信啊?

大家都不信!

zhishikanhaizikelian,neishihouweiyideniantoujiushisonghaiziquyiyuanzuojijiu。

jizhongyiyuanzuihaodeziyuanjixiaoyuanzizhiliao,haozaijingguogebayuedediaoli,tacaicongzhongzhengbingfanglizhuanchulai。

ketayinweichushengshengmingzhengzhuangweiruo,daozhihunshenshangxiadepifudoujiqicuiruo,suoyigangcaineinvrenzhuaita,henkuaijiuhuizhuaichushanglai。

tazhangdaowusuirengjiuzibi。

kebingbufangaiquanjiarendouchongaita,lianrongyueqingzheizhongmoguirenwudouduixiaoyuanzibaiyibaishun。

zuihou,haishitawuliao,jianxiaoyuanzizhangdegenrongyueqingyuelaiyuexiang,suishouquzuolegedna……

jieguokesuanshibatazhenjinghuaile!

rongzeyuanjingranzhenshirongyueqingdeerzi!

yizhiyuxianzaidouyouyigewentikunhuozheta,neigebuxifengyuededage,jiujingzenmeyoudehaizi?haizimuqinyoushishei?

“chuzaineilizuoshenme?haibuqucha?”rongyueqinglengchendehuachedidaduanlerongqianyudesixu。

rongqianyushunjiansongchenganchun,buganzhisheng,yiliuerxiaopaolikaile。

餐厅门口。

songqianjiuzuozaifujiashizuoshang,xiangqirongzeyuanneizhangweiquyinrendexiaolian,manyouyoudekaikou,“wogangcaizaicantingkandaogehenjingzhidexiaonanhai,genwojiabaozichabuduoda。”

ruguodabaomeichushi,yegenneihaiziyibandaba。

“jingzhi?youwojingzhime?”

xiaobaoziwenyan,batoutanguoqu,cuweishizudekanxiangsongqianjiu,“mami,wonandaobushiquanshijiezuijingzhidexiaohaime?”

tamamihaiconglaimeizhudongkuaguoqitajingzhidexiaonanhai!

“gennizhangdeyiyanghaokan,yiyangrangrenxinteng。”songqianjiudanyoudeminzhechun,buzhidaoweishenme,zidajiandaoneigechenmoguayandexiaonanhai。

tadexinyinyueyouxietengxi。

neihaizidejueqiangyinren,buzhisuocuodeqingxuhenfuza,taxiaoxiaonianjijinglileshenmedaozhidanzizheibanxiao,weijurendejiejin?

“heng,gaoshushu,nitingting,zheishiyigemamiyinggaishuodehuame?mingmingshuozuixintengdejiushiwo!shuowoshitakeaiwudidabaobei,zheihuierdouxintengshangbierenjiadexiaohaile!”

“gaoshushu,nishuowozaibubadiedizhaohuilai,mamidouyaobeibierenjiaxiaohaishuaipaole!”

xiaobaoziqigugudelianjiaranzhefeihong,biqianglimanshiqifen,shuojingzhiyejiusuanle,zheihuierdouxintengshangle!

实在是过分!

“neiganghao,nizhaonidiedi,wozhaobierenjiadehaiziqu。”zheixiaojiahuozhenshisanjuhuabulidiedi。

“a!gaoshushu!nitingdaoleba!mamichengrenle!tazhendekanshangbierenjiadehaizile!”

xiaobaozihenghengjijidechelechegaojunyandeyifu,“gaoshushu,woyaobianchengwujiakeguidehaizile,niyaowobu,wojinidangerzi!”

“xiaojiahuo,nimamidounini。”

gaojunyanrenbuzhuxiaolexiao,muguangluozaiqianfangdaolushang,“woxiangyao,tajueduibuji。”

tahenxihuansongqianjiugenxiaobaozizhijiandeguanxi,shenmehuadounengshuo,youzhidaobicizhijianyidingfenbukai。

songqianjiunengcongkunjingzhongzouchulai,nengyouyiqieshengdexiwang,douyinweixiaobaozidecunzai。

启粤餐厅包厢。

rongqianyujihushichongzhejinlaide,tashoulinazheziliao。

jidongdaojieba,jidongdaokuaiyaobengqilai,“dage,nei,nei,neinvrendeziliaowochachulaile,ta,ta……”

“shetoulvzhilezaishuohua。”rongyueqingbujibuhuandesaoletayiyan。

xiaoyuanzizhengzaibaojianxiuxishilijieshouyishengdeanfugenzhiliao,tabuxiwangrongqianyumangzhuangdexinggedaraodaotaerzizhiliao。

rongqianyushenhuxilekouqi,zhenglezhenglingluandetoufa,pingfuxinqing,anjingdicouguoqu。

“dage,nihaijidesongjiaqianjinme?”

“宋幼梦?”

“bushi!shiwunianqianneigechuleyiwaideqianjin!woshuowokantazenmezheimeyanshu,yuanlaishineirongyuanyaodeweihunqi!”

tabaziliaodishangqian,huyideninanzhe,“zhiqianzaiyeyedeshouyanshangjianguo,kehoulaimeiduojiuneisongqianjiujiuchuleyiwaixuanbusiwang?”

“songjiacongmangjitabanlezangli,keyouqudeshi,neisongjiaqianjinyagenmeisi,tabikaisuoyourendeyanxian,taoyguoqule!”

“wohaizaitianyishejibisaidemingdanshangzhaodaoleta!”

“dage,nishuotashirenshigui?haishizhuanchenglaibaochoude?”rongqianyuzhenggerenchuyujingdaizhuangtai。

“yguodeshenghuoguijini?”rongyueqingningmei。

“guowaideshenghuoguiji,shijiantaiduan,wohaimeilaidejichaqingchu!danshiyouyidian,tacaicongguowaihuilai,shigenbenmeishijian,yemeiyoujihuiguyijiejinzanjiaxiaoyuanzide!”

songqianjiuturanchuxian,dagaibushiyumou,keyebunengwanquanpaichu!

bijingchuxinjilvxiangyaojiejinrongyueqingderenshizaitaiduo。

genghekuangnengrangxiaoyuanzikaikouhan‘mama’deren,bidingbujiandan!

“nichalebantian,lianguowaiguijidoumeichaqingchu?”

rongyueqingjunmeiweizhou,pingjingdeshuangmoulitanbuchurenheqingxu。

“dangranbuzhi!dage,wohaidailegehaowandexiaoxi,wodiaolecantingjiankong,faxiantadaizhegehaizi,gengenanrenchifan。”

“nizhidaoneinanrenshisheime!nijueduicaibudao!”

rongqianyuhaixiangliudianxuanyi,kerongyueqingyigeyanshen,taguaiguailiezuibaomingzi,“shigaojunyan!”

bshidetiancaiyishenggaojunyana!

rongyueqingxiazhangdeshuangmouyimi,taiyangxuedeshenjingtutiao,boqingdechunruoyousuosidejinminzhe。

gaojunyangenjiasidesongjiaqianjin?

he,zheishi,kezhendeshiyouqule。