“monirensheng，tiyanbaiweirensheng！”
“huanyinglaidaoyangmazhongjindazaodequanxindaxingshekeleijubenshazongyijiemu。”
“woshibencizongyijiemudezhuchirenxiaosa，hengaoxingnengweigeweiguanzhongzhuchizheidangjiemu。”
“nishifouyanjuanlexianzaideshenghuo，xiangyaohuanyigeshenfen？”
“renshengbunengzhonglai，weilemibuquehan，monirenshengjiangdailingdajiajinruyichangquanxinderenshengtiyan。”
“pangguanzheqing，dangjuzhemi！”
“dangniyongyouyigequanxindeshenfen，yudaotongyangdewenti，ninengbunengbidangshirenzuodegenghao？”
“rangwomenshimuyidai。”
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zhuchirenxiaosamiandaiweixiaozhanzaiwutaizhongxin，suizhetadashouyihuizhixiangyoubiandepingweixi。
“jiexialaijieshaobenqijiemudepingwei，tamenkedoushigegexingyededashen！rangwomenyiqihuanyingtamen。”
suizhesheyingjiduizhunpingweixi，sanweipingweidezhaopianchuxianzaiwutaidedapingmushang。
“luoxiang！xingfaxuejiaoshou，boshishengdaoshi，xingfayanjiusuosuozhang，qianwanfensidawanghong。”
“rensongwaihaofawaikuangtuzhangsan，sifajiedekangbazi，zhengchangcaozuoshisongbeigaojinqu，shouhuashibeigaohefaguanyiqijinqu。”
xiaosadehuayinqitaixiadeguanzhonghahadaxiao，zuoweiyimingwangluohongren，luoxiangdemingyanheshijikeweiwurenbuzhiwurenbuxiao。
duici，luoxiangyebujieshi。
zijishenmeshihoubafaguansongjinqule？
zhishiwunaikuxiao，zhanqishenchaoguanzhongjugongbingshuoleyiju：“wujieshirenshengdechangtai，lijiebenshixiquedeliwai。”
yijujingdiandemingyan，suanshihuiyinglewaijieduitadewujie。
dunshiyinglaireliedezhangsheng。
“yuhua！yiweixihuanbakuaileliujiziji，batongkuliujiduzhedezhumingchuanxiaoshuzuojia。”
huayingangluo，guanzhongxibaofachuyizhenhuanledexiaosheng，wuta，zheiniantousheihaimeibaoshouyuyayideduhai？”
zuikeqideshitabixiaderenwugegecanjuerenhuan，ertabenrenqueshigeleziren。
zaijieshoucaifangshizongshichakedahun，rangrenyouaiyouhen。
“huanglei！yigebuxihuanjiaoshudeyanyuanbushihaochuzi。”
yijuhuabahuangleideduozhongshenfenjieshaolegebian。
baohanfengquderenwujieshaojiangkaichangqifenladaodingdian，xianchangyipianhuanle，xiaoshengbuduan。
zaiguanzhongdeyinxiangzhong，yangmadejiemushigubanwuqude，meixiangdaozheidangzijiemupotianhuangdezoudazhongluxianle？
changwaizhibojiandeguanzhongyeshibeixianchangdeqifensuoganran，duanduanyigekaichangjiubaguanzhongdelaolaosuosi。
【youdianyisi，jiuchongsanweipingwei，zheidangzijiemuwozhuidingle。】
【woshizhangsandenaocanfen，zuodengluoxianglaoshibaojinjie。】
【shiyuhualaoshiye！hahaha，kanjiantazaitaishangwojiurenbuzhuxiangxiao，jiemuzuyinggaibatadesiduitoumoyanlaoshiyeqingguolaia，kantamenhuduiwonengkanyizhengtian。】
【huangleihuangpangziyezaia！sangenanrenyitaixi，yigegaoshen、yigelezi、yigeyuanhua，zheidapeijuele。】
【feichangqidaixinjiemude，zhushoushibaozha！】
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“haole，jieshaowanpingwei，dajiakanwodezuoshoubian。”
“有请五位嘉宾！”
“tamenfenbieshichaorenqigeshoudengziqi、danghongxiaohuayushuxin、xijuzhiwanghuangbo、fengmiwanqianshaonv......xiaozhan，haiyouxinrenwangjiangche。”
xiaosameibaoyigejiabindemingzi，xiamiandeguanzhongpinmingdeguzhang，weidudaolejiangchezheilizhiyouxixishushudezhangsheng。
guanzhongxixia，bushaorenjiaotoujieer。
“jiangche？sheia！tingdoumeitingguoyehaoyisijiaoxinrenwang？”
“xinrenwang，yitingjiuzhidaoshidaizijinzudeneizhonghuoseba！”
“nimenburenshima？jiushineigeganggangtafangdehukaa！”
“e......shitaa，zenmehaiyoulianshangjiemu？”
“heihei，zheinijiuyousuobuzhile，tingwozaijiemuzugongzuodebiaojieshuo，tashibeizibensaijinlaidangdianxingde，zhaquzuihouyidianshengyujiazhi。”
“什么意思？”
“qitarendoushidanghongzhaziji，dabude，mabude，zongdezhaogerenrangpingweimaba？yaoburannalaidejiemuxiaoguo？”
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舞台上。
rumengchuxingdejiangchekanzhetoudingshangdejuxingshedeng，hunchendenaozisuizhejiyideronghezhujianqingxingguolai。
haojiahuo，yijuexinglaichuanyuele。
yigemingjiaolanxingdepingxingshijie，yu**xiangchawuji，weiyoukejishanglingxianneimeyidiudiu。
zijihaoxiangzaicanjiazongyijiemu？
shangbeizitajiushigeputongshechu，chifanshijiuxihuankanzongyijiemuxiafan。
chucizhiwaiheyulequanyidianguanxiyemeiyou，turanjianrangtadangyiren？
haoxiang.......yebushibuxing！dangyirenlaiqiankuaia。
erqietingshuohonglezhihoukeyikaihougongchaofena！yebuzhidaoshizhenshijia。
dangrantabushineizhongren，jiushixiangjianshijianshi，haohaopipanyifan。
“jinshouzhi，chulaiba！”
江澈心中默念。
“......”
“系统，现身吧！”
“ding......？？？”
jiangchehanleyiquan，shafanyingdoumeiyou，xindiyichen，wanduzile，xitongmeijuexing！
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jieshaowanjiabin，xiaosakaishizhengshijinruzhuti，jieshaoqiyouxiguige。
“geweiguanzhong，monirenshengshiyidangfeichangzhenshideshekejubensha。”
“weishenmeshuotazhenshini？qingkanzheibian。”xiaosazouxiangwutaizhongyang，zhizhewutaiyouxicang：“dangwanjiajinruyouxicanghou，naodianboyuxitongjinxinglianjie，wanjianaozhongdexinxijiangyihuamiandexingshichengxianzaidapingmushang。”
“changwaideguanzhongyongyoushangdishijiao，hepingweimenyiqipingpanwanjiadebiaoxian，youxijieshuhouweibiaoxianhaodejiabindafen，shichangyouxixialai，defenzuigaodejiabinzuihouhuodeyibaiwandejiangli。”
“keshiyichangkaoyanrenxing、yanjideyouxi，tongshi，yeshiduishehuiyixiexianxiangpouxiyushencengjiedu，shulizhengquededaodeguanyijipufajiaoyu。”
“zhei！shiyidangfeichangyouyiyidejiemu，rangwomenqidaijiabinmenjiexialaidebiaoxian。”
“xianzai，kaishichouqian！”
gongzuorenyuanbaozheyigechoujiangxiang，wugejiabinfenbieconglimianchouquleyizhangzhitiao。
jiangchemodaojiaoluolishengxiadezuihouyige。
jinjiezhexiaosarangwuweijiabinbazhitiaojuqilai。
“meigerenshoulidounazhezijiderenshe，qingzhanshichulairangguanzhongkankan。”
邓子琪：服务员。
虞书新：老板娘。
黄博：老板。
肖占：食客。
jiangchekanlekanshouliderenshe，xinzhongyiwanpi**bentengerguo。
江澈：杀人犯！！！
xinticai，diwuzhanghoubaoshuang！！！