第一章

wohejiejieshishuangshengzhiqin,congxiaojiuzhengdelihai。mingmingyiqijiangsheng,taquebiwozuzuzhongleliang

斤,所以我体弱些。

xinghaowocongming,bitaxianhuishuohua。niangqinshuoneishijiejieqideyiyayiya,zhijiuwotoufa。

jiejieyebuganshiruo,biwoxianxuehuilezoulu,neitianwodekushengchuanbianlequanfu。

yinweishentibuhao,wusuineinianwokaishipinfanshengbing。bingdezuiyanzhongdeshihou,gonglidetaiyidoulai

lehaojilun,junshiwujikeshi。

zuihoubawocongguimenguantuohuilaideshijiejie。

tayemeizuoshenme,zhishimeitianzaiwoerbianbutingniantao:「niyoutanglejiuri,xianshengjiaodeshuwodou

xueyibanle。niyejiuxuewenzuodebiwoqiang,zaishuixiaqujiuzhenbibuguowole。

[wolinmodezitieyijingbiniduoershiqiyele,nideaoduoshaogeyecainengzhuishangwoya?]

[niangqincailenizuixihuandeliaozijiwomenzuoyishang,nizaibuxingguolai,liangjianjiudoushiwodele。

houlaiwotingjianjiejiekule,talazhewo,shouzhanghennuanhe:「ruhua,xingxingba。nideyifutaixiao

了,我穿不上……

huoxushijiejiedeshoutaiwennuan,wodeshouyezhujianhuiwen,shenzhideleliqititacalei:「bieku

le,nibazijikuganyechuanbushang。」

binghouwosuiranquanyu,shentiqueyuelaiyueruo。

sihouwodelimamayouyiciwuyitidao:「doushidaxiaojiezainiangtailitailihai,qianglewomenxiaoxiao

jiedejingqishen。lianggerenshijiemeiwo,chaneimeduo。j

suoyiwofayueqiandeshihoukoulelimamasandiaoqiantiejisongmama,ranhouqingkeliangsheng:「doushisongma

mazheigeyuetaiqinkuai,qianglewomenlimamadegonglao。lianggedoushiqiandaiwo,chaneimeduo。]

jinridekechengshiwolingxian,yinweijiejiedalequjianghoudeduzi,beifaguicitang,meinenglaishangke。

wochenyesetizheshihequtanta,jiezhezhuhuo,guoranjiantazhonglebanzhanglian。

neixiaohouyebijiejiedasisui,jiejiedaleta,zijiyemeitaodaohao。

jiejiechizhewosongdefan,buzhishizhongdehaishiyede,zongzhikouchibuqing:「nibiediaoyanleijiwokan

e,tashangdebiwohaicanni。zheizhongrenzhanglezhangzhuzui,jiugaibeidachengzhutou!

jiejiegendieshuo,shiyinweitakanxiaohouyebushunyan,suoyicaichushoushangrende。

woquezhidao,shiyinweixiaohouyekouchukuangyan,shuoyihouyaoquwohuijia,rangwotiantianjitaxijiao。

diediekandemingbai,shuowomenlianggezheijiao「zhouerbubi],jiejieyizhibanjie,zhidingzheyige

「bi]zi,fanbodao:「zenmebubi?dangranyaobi,bubihaiyoushenmeyisi?」

womenliangbizhefanyidian,kansheixianmodegungualanshu。houlaiwocaizhidao,takandequandoushizhiliaoxian

天不足的脉案。

woyemeigaosuta,woyanjiulehaoduozhidiedasunshangdeyaofang。

suizhenianlingdezengzhang,wohejiejiesuozhengdejiubuzhizheixiexiaoshile。womendoushenzhizaiyigelingyuzhi

nengyouyigezuiqiangderen,suoyikeyibikaibicidefengmang。

jiejiewenzhangxiebuguowo,biankaishizuanyanbingshu;wowugongdibuguojiejie,bianxuezhesuanjirenxin。

renrendouzhixiangfuliangjiemeiliurushi、liuruhua,shijingchenglizuiyaoyandeshuangshu,yeshifanshidouyaozheng

个高低的冤家对头。

duiyuwomenzheidianxiaoguansi,dieniangcongbujiayiguanshu,youshihaianzitianyibahuo。

wodie:「rushia,nikan,ruhuayoujiwozuoleyifuxiewa。zhenshihaoqiaodeshouya!ninengbeita

比下去?」

jiejieguzuobunai:[tajiuzhijinizuolexiewa?meimeineifujiuzhepingfengxiudezhenshijingqiao,tazen

mejiubaidaowofanglilaileni?fannao,zhenshifannao!」

woniang:「ruhuaa,niqiao,zheixieqiandoushinijiejiezhuande,niangdesifangkuyouzhuangdale!nijiukan

她那么嚣张?」

woxiumeiweicu:[shia,qiancaitaiduo,wokufanglidouduibuxiale,jiejiezhihaofangdaoniangqinzhei

li。xiaozhang,zhenshixiaozhang!]

wohejiejiemoyangyoubafenxiangxiang,yinzheshengxiadeneiliangfen,jingchengliweiwohejiejiesheidanqidiyimei

人的称号争论不休。

yourenxihuanjiejiemingyandongrendefengzi,yeyourenpianaiworuoliufufengdexiuli。

wohejiejieyeyinweizheigewentitaolunguo,jieguodaanchuqidiyizhi:zheixierendoutingwuliaode,jing

ranweizheimemeiyouyiyideshilangfeishijian。

wohejiejiejijineitian,gonglitoulaileshangci。yizhishihuanghouniangniangdeshuangtoufengchai,yizhishiguifei

娘娘的金丝蝶舞簪。

liangweiniangniangbingweizhimingshuocijishei,gonglilaideneishiyezhishishuojiaowomentiaoxuan。

wohejiejieduishiyiyan,xinxialeran。

huanghouniangniangxixiayousanhuangzi,shidi。

guifeiniangniangshengyangledahuangzi,shizhang。

chaishidingqingwu,zanshiyingqili。buguojiranshitiaozhejijirisonglaide,neijiuhaiyouhuanhedeyu

di,jintianbuguoshishangweizhejiwomendeyushibale。

diediezaichaozhonggenjishenhou,quanbingguosheng。jialibidingyouyigenveryaorugong,kanyangzixianzaihuangjia

是两个都想要。

wokanzheanpanshangdeliangzhizhubao,qiaoqiaoningzhepazi,daodiyinggaizenmexuanni?

xuanledengyumorenguisu,jushouyoushidabujing。

womenlianggebingzhejian,jiejieqingqingchelechewodexiuzi,wolikejiudongle。